Wyldstyle vs. Coelophysis

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This is the thirteenth battle in Season 1. If Wyldstyle wins, she'll become a Round 3 competitor.

Season 1, Round 1, Battle 13 (13th battle overall)

Written by NexoByte on February 7, 2015

The Announcer Invizable

The Referee Dr. Inferno

The Predictor Axel

The Red Corner Wyldstyle Now here's a warrior with flair and the potential to become the second Round 3 Qualifier.

Rank 3; 2-0 Nominated by Punctuation Penguin

The Green Corner

Nominated by

The Yellow Corner

Nominated by

The Blue Corner Coelophysis First aliens, now prehistoric lizards! When will it ever end?

New Nominated by Commandosaur

The Battle

Amset-Ra: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid! This match will take place just outside of Scorpion Pyramid for two reasons:

Anubis Guard 1: One: We want to give Coelophysis more room to run.

Anubis Guard 2: Two: We're starting to go into debt.

Amset-Ra: So I'm sorry to say that there won't be more Monday matches…

Audience: Awwwwww…

Amset-Ra: Not only will we try to raise funds, but this should also raise your suspense.

Brick Creeper: Unghh…

Anubis Guard 2: What happened?!

Amset-Ra: The suspense killed him. Literally.

Anubis Guards: Hahahahahahaha!

The Anubis Guards head inside the pyramid.

Invizable: Coming out of the pyramid at any moment is Emmet's right-hand woman who could put our current positions at stake, Wyldstyle!

The Anubis Guards emerge from the pyramid with Wyldstyle.

Wyldstyle: Well, here I am. Where's my opponent?

Ogel: I just dialed them up. They were arguing about which helicopter to use: the UltraCopter or the Heavy-Duty Helicopter.

Amset-Ra: Such babies!

Ogel: But they finally decided on the Heavy-Duty Helicopter.

Invizable: Good. Coming out of the skies at any time is the wonderfully WONDERFUL battling dinosaur, give it up, money and all, for Coelophysis!

The Heavy-Duty Helicopter descends from the desert sky and lands 100 feet from Wyldstyle. The crew members open the back door to reveal…

Coelophysis: ROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!

Wyldstyle: Whoa. He's scary.

Invizable: The Minifigure of the Week is Glaciator, and the User of the Week is Commandosaur! Now I need to get back to barricading the announcer's booth… oh wait, there isn't any announcer's booth out here. Oh, well.

Axel: I want to see Coelophysis win!

Dr. Inferno: Fight! And make sure Wyldstyle loses!

Coelophysis: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR!

Wyldstyle: Where's a red cape when you need… oh, here's one.

Snatch!

Squidman: HEY! That's my cape!

Invizable: As the Coelophysis charges, Wyldstyle has grabbed the cape off of the conveniently close Squidman and is holding it out in front of her like a bullfighter.

stomp Stomp STOMP!

Wyldstyle: Olay!

Coelophysis: Roar?

Invizable: I used to watch bullfights back in my day, and boy, was that successful!

Wyldstyle: WyldLazors!

ZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZITZIT!

Coelophysis: RRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR… cough, cough, wheeze…

Dr. Inferno: Yaziziziziziziz!

Wyldstyle: That's for hoping I would lose, which, sorry, wasn't the case.

Dr. Inferno: Wyldstyle, sadly, wins…

Invizable: Wyldstyle fired several tiny lasers at Coelophysis and our ref, and Wyldstyle is our new Round 3 Qualifier!

Wyldstyle: Move over, Invizable, I'm the new announcer now!

Invizable: Move over, Dr. Inferno, I'm the new referee now!

Dr. Inferno: Move over, Ogel, I'm the new nobody… wait…

Amset-Ra: As for me, I don't need to move over.

Anubis Guards: Excuse me, you're standing in front of the entrance of the pyramid.

Amset-Ra: I stand corrected.

Anubis Guards: No, Pharaoh, you stand in the way!

Amset-Ra: Sigh… End transmission…

End Transmission

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