This is the first one and my first ever battle:AT-AT vs. Speeder bike.
The Battle:Invizable: Welcome to Invizable's fighting cube!
Wyldstyle: I am your announcer and Invizable is the awesome, brainy, cool, disappearing, ecstatic, fun, etc. refree and host of this battle!
Priest of the Tee-Vee: Those adjectives may only be used for the great Tee-Vee!
Lawyer of Invizable: My client has the rights to be described as he likes!
Invizable: Yes! Wait, why aren't our names in bold?
Terabyte: Amset-Ra asked me to sabotage your fighting cube.
Invizable: That traitorous mummy!
AT-AT pilot: When does this battle start? I have to get back to Hoth, you know!
Invizable: All right, start!
Invizable: My gong!
AT-AT pilot: Shoot that speeder bike!
Wyldstyle: The speeder bike's engine is destroyed!
Speeder bike pilot calls someone on the phone.
Speeder bike pilot: Hello, is this Watto?
Speeder bike pilot: I need an upgrade.
A few minutes later......
Speeder bike pilot: Ha! I got a harpoon gun!
AT-AT pilot: Shoot that bike down!
AT-AT gunner: Hey! We're taking a break! It's always, 'shoot that, shoot this'!
Speeder bike pilot: I need some snow!
Mungus: Mungus give snow!
Speeder bike pilot: Thanks, Mungus! Now I have a Snowspeeder!
AT-AT pilot: What?!
Speeder bike pilot: Hahahahahaha!
The Snowspeeder shoots a harpoon at the AT-AT, tripping it.
AT-AT pilot: Nooooo!
Invizable: My floor!
Wyldstyle: The Speeder bike wins!
Invizable: Join us next time for Ultracopter vs. Ronin R.E.X!