Before the Duel
Invizable: I'm not really sure how to do this...
Antman: Zhen vhy vere you hired?
Amset Ra: He never was. Infearno was hired instead.
Dr. Inferno: Me?
Amset Ra: Infearno.
Caila Phoenix: But Infearno won't be fair.
Amset Ra: The Afterlife isn't fair.
Curtis Bolt: Infearno will burn down your pyramid.
Amset Ra: I have pyramid insurance.
Amset Ra walks to his office. The hologram projector is flashing.
Hologram Projector: You have one new message.
Amset Ra views the message.
Message: Your insurance has been cancelled by the Space Police.
Amset Ra: Oh great. I thought I blew them up on Revenge Day.
Infearno: Welcome to Amset Ra's Dueling Arena!
Wyldstyle: On the right hand side is Soul Archer!!!
Frenzy: Exclamatory remarks!!!
Wyldstyle: On the left hand side is Jack Fury!!!
Frenzy: More exclamatory remarks!!!
Jack Fury: How does this metal stick work?!?!?!?!
Soul Archer: I believe you stab the pointy end in yourself.
Jack Fury: Okay. Let's give it a shot. Owowowowowowowowowow!!!!!
Soul Archer: Run, run, run away, my, eh, hammer will find you anyways.
Jack Fury: Stumble a little? Because now you will stumble- a LOT!
Soul Archer: My hammer will be the end of you!
Jack Fury: And the start of my endless victory!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Soul Archer: My hammer!
Jack Fury: Thanks.
Soul Archer: What are you doing!?!?!?!?!?!
Jack Fury: Outfitting my spear with Deepstone.
Soul Archer: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Infearno: Soul Archer is back in the Cursed Realm so Jack Fury wins. Oh. By the way, I sacked you, Wyldstyle.
Wyldstyle: What? How could you do this!?!?!?!?!?!
Infearno: Was that to me or about how I could do that. And, of course, I did.
Soul Archer shoots an arrow out of the Cursed Realm which happens to hit the camera, ending the transmission.