Curtis: Welcome, everyone. As you can see, I'm putting my secret intel on public television. We'll get right to the intel after the break.

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Curtis: Welcome back. In today's intel, we will doscover how these villains are coming to be. Let's watch this eyewitness video from Surtatb2007.

Surtatb2007: All right, here comrs a firefighter... He has no idea that a portal is materalizing nearby... Whoa! Did you see that? He just got sucked imto the portal! Good thing you can't hear his screaming... And now, look! A hideous villain has emerged! Surtatb2007 uses Laser! It's not very effective, and neither are these homages. Ahhh! He's coming my way! End transmission!

Curtis: Wow. Now we know that this civilians are turned into villains by these portals.


Infearno: Did someone refer to me?

Curtis: Ahhh! He's coming my way! End transmission!

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