A rendition of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, starring Frenzy as Ebenezer Scrooge.
Amset-Ra: Welcome back, Frenzy. How did it go?
Frenzy: GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although I never want to see Mrs. Buoy-Cratchitt with a beard again.
Amset-Ra: So the Book and Media Reenactor 3000 works. Good.
Pharaoh Hotep enters.
Pharaoh Hotep: Hey, can I use that thing?
Amset-Ra: Sure. Where do you want to go, Dad?
Pharaoh Hotep: How about Super Mario Bros?
Amset-Ra: Video games aren't installed yet, although I'd assure you that Eruptorr would play Bowser.
Pharaoh Hotep: Actually, I would play Bowser.
Amset-Ra: Then I would play Mario.
Pharaoh Hotep: Whatever.
Hotep enters the machine, and accidentally hits the button that sends him to A Christmas Carol.
Random Skreemer: Tee-Vee bless us, every one!