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A rendition of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, starring Frenzy as Ebenezer Scrooge.


Frenzy is getting ready for bed.

Frenzy: Yawn… I need to get rested for another day of STEALING TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soon, Frenzy is sound asleep. His snoring is intermingled with exclamatory mark. At 1 AM, he is awakened by something at his window.

Frenzy: How did you GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

???: Magic. Anyway, I am Pythor, the Ghossssssst of Chrissssssstmassssssss Passssssst.

Frenzy: No wonder why you were white in your 2015 variant…

Pythor: No, McSsssssscrooge. That had to do with sssssssome Great Devourer nut job…

Frenzy: You chose this role just to hiss more, right???????

Pythor: No. Thissssss is my Rock Monssssssster, Geolix.

Geolix: GEO-GEO-LIX!

Frenzy: Uh… how did you get it through the WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pythor: Magic.

Frenzy: There's nothing wrong with using the DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pythor: Yeah, but all thossssssse annoying doormen can kinda make you feel… well… insssssecure. Come, McSssssssscrooge. We musssssst travel to the passsssst.

Frenzy: There's nothing wrong with using the TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pythor: There'sssssss no fun in usssssing the TARDISSSSSS.

Frenzy: Let's GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pythor attempts to fly out the wimdow, but lands flat on his face nine stories below.

Frenzy: There's nothing wrong with using the STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now if you'll excuse me-

Geolix throws Frenzy out the window and jumps out himself. He only crushes a handful of cars, though.

Pythor: And now, to travel to the passsssssst.

VORP!

Dr. McScrubs: Aahh! Get away from me, you Coelophysis!

Pythor: Too far back.

VORP!

Pythor: Ahh, perfect.

Frenzy: There's Squidman, my old CLASSMATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and Meltrox, the school bully. Hey Meltrox!

Pythor: They cannot ssssssee you nor hear you.

Frenzy: Yeah, but he can definitely FEEL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POW!

Frenzy: OWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meltrox turns around, surprised.

Meltrox: Meltrox?

Pythor: There are sssssstill a few bugssssssss in the program. Get him, Geolix.

Geolix lunges for Frenzy, but he dodges and Geolix grabs Meltrox and throws him out the window.

Frenzy: Look! That's ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Past Frenzy: I don't need CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And where did Meltrox go?

Pythor: I think we've sssssssspent enough time here. Let'ssssssss go.

Frenzy, Pythor, and Geolix head outside, and Pythor and Geolix vanish.

Frenzy: One of the many effects of being bleached by the Great DEVOURER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and DOUBLE HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be continued...

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