A rendition of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, starring Frenzy as Ebenezer Scrooge.
LEGO City, December 24, 5:28 PM.
Frenzy is in the cold winter streets, making a living by swindling the poor.
Livi the Pop Star: My microphone!
Daredevil: My cape!
Wyldstyle: My hair!
Frenzy: Glorious magical HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sir Fangar: Only I can get the glooooooooorious honor of saying that word.
Frenzy: Oh.
Frenzy runs into his store with his stolen goods and puts them up on the shelves.
Frenzy: Wyldstyle hair, $69.99!!!!!!!!! They don't come CHEAP!!!!!!!!! Get yours TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Same goes with all the other stuff in Frenzy and Wrayth Mart!
Bobby "Cratchit" Buoy emerges from the back room.
Bobby: Phew! I can't lift another box. Can I get a raise?
Frenzy: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bobby: Why not?
Frenzy: Because I'm Frenzy McScrooge and I SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bobby: Can I go home now?
Frenzy: You need to steal about 300 more items, then you can GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bobby: Okay...
A few hours later, at Frenzy's apartment...
Frenzy: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so insane, the door knocker turned into BAD COP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frenzy sits in the couch with a cup of cocoa. Suddenly, he hears something in the chimney.
Frenzy: BURGULARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wrayth Marley appears, bound in chains. (We all know he's the Chain Master.)
Wrayth: McScroooooooooge... McScrooooooooooge...
Frenzy: Man, that's the weirdest burgular I've ever SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wrayth: Frenzy, I've come to warn you that your library books are thirty seconds overdue.
Frenzy: So?
Wrayth: Oh, and tonight, you'll be visited by three ghosts. Each ghost will give you a guided tour of the city.
Frenzy: YAY!!!!!!!! More HALLUCINATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wrayth: No, McScrooge. These ghosts are real. They each own a giant pet Rock Monster that will maul you if you don't obey them. And if you don't obey me, I'll make you a Chain Apprentice. Now if you'll excuse me, I have more houses to haunt. I'm on a tight schedule this time of year.
Wrayth leaves.
Frenzy: HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued...