A rendition of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, starring Frenzy as Ebenezer Scrooge.
Frenzy is getting ready for bed.
Frenzy: Yawn… I need to get rested for another day of STEALING TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soon, Frenzy is sound asleep. His snoring is intermingled with exclamatory mark. At 1 AM, he is awakened by something at his window.
Frenzy: How did you GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
???: Magic. Anyway, I am Pythor, the Ghossssssst of Chrissssssstmassssssss Passssssst.
Frenzy: No wonder why you were white in your 2015 variant…
Pythor: No, McSsssssscrooge. That had to do with sssssssome Great Devourer nut job…
Frenzy: You chose this role just to hiss more, right???????
Pythor: No. Thissssss is my Rock Monssssssster, Geolix.
Geolix: GEO-GEO-LIX!
Frenzy: Uh… how did you get it through the WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pythor: Magic.
Frenzy: There's nothing wrong with using the DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pythor: Yeah, but all thossssssse annoying doormen can kinda make you feel… well… insssssecure. Come, McSssssssscrooge. We musssssst travel to the passsssst.
Frenzy: There's nothing wrong with using the TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pythor: There'sssssss no fun in usssssing the TARDISSSSSS.
Frenzy: Let's GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pythor attempts to fly out the wimdow, but lands flat on his face nine stories below.
Frenzy: There's nothing wrong with using the STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now if you'll excuse me-
Geolix throws Frenzy out the window and jumps out himself. He only crushes a handful of cars, though.
Pythor: And now, to travel to the passsssssst.
VORP!
Dr. McScrubs: Aahh! Get away from me, you Coelophysis!
Pythor: Too far back.
VORP!
Pythor: Ahh, perfect.
Frenzy: There's Squidman, my old CLASSMATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and Meltrox, the school bully. Hey Meltrox!
Pythor: They cannot ssssssee you nor hear you.
Frenzy: Yeah, but he can definitely FEEL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POW!
Frenzy: OWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meltrox turns around, surprised.
Meltrox: Meltrox?
Pythor: There are sssssstill a few bugssssssss in the program. Get him, Geolix.
Geolix lunges for Frenzy, but he dodges and Geolix grabs Meltrox and throws him out the window.
Frenzy: Look! That's ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Past Frenzy: I don't need CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And where did Meltrox go?
Pythor: I think we've sssssssspent enough time here. Let'ssssssss go.
Frenzy, Pythor, and Geolix head outside, and Pythor and Geolix vanish.
Frenzy: One of the many effects of being bleached by the Great DEVOURER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and DOUBLE HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued...