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|Season 2, Round 2, Battle 1 (62nd battle overall)|
|Written by Commandosaur on October 3, 2015|
Benny and AntiMatter
I herd that this steer isn't dragon his heels today. (Laaaaaame.)
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin
He must rrrrrrrresent anything from InGen, especially Indominux Rrrrrrrrrrrexes. But look whos's to his left!
Nominated by Surtatb2007
Inevitably he is the mammoth everyone dreams to be. (Rejection in favor of Mungus included.)
Nominated by Surtatb2007
This match is gonna be ELECTRIC.
Nominated by TheAnonymousA
Before the Battle
Screams of Terror Track
Also Before the Battle
Pharaoh Hotep: Well son, it has been a while since I saw you last.
Amset-Ra: It’s been two hours.
Pharaoh Hotep: Time does crawl like a tortoise when one is not having fun. Anyway, how have you been? Look how tall you've grown!
Amset-Ra: Dad, Minifigures don’t grow unless they’re Lloyd.
Pharaoh Hotep: He used a time machine, so it doesn't count.
Amset-Ra: But his past and future selves were different, thereby showing that minifigures must age. And look at the other Ninja!
Pharaoh Hotep: But that's confined to Ninjago.
Amset-Ra: What about Solomon Blaze?
Pharaoh Hotep: He hasn't grown at all in the years I've known him. Why are you so worried about growing?
Amset-Ra: Because- Hold on, how did I get on this side of the argument?
Pharaoh Hotep: Teleportation?
Dr. Inferno: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid! Please welcome Amset-Ra himself!
Amset-Ra: That's me!
Amset-Ra: No it's not! It's me!
Dr. Inferno: Today is the first ever battle in Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid!
Amset-Ra: I like how short the name is!
Amset-Ra: Really? I was thinking of adding on some more words, like "Awesome" or "Really Super Cool".
Amset-Ra: Don't worry, Dad will do that for you.
Dr. Inferno: We have twisted reality to prematurely create the Unidracow and Electrolyzer, while kidnapping Ronin from top security at LEGO Headquarters and interrupting Mottrot's publicity tour.
Dr. Inferno: Your referee is the wonderful Ogel, and I am your awesome announcer!
Amset-Ra: Why are you all being so positive?
Dr. Inferno: Our predictor hasn't arrived yet, so...
Amset-Ra: Make Benny and AntiMatter the predictors, to make up for the loss of their battle.
Amset-Ra: WHAT?!?!?! That's absurd! They aren't qualified at all!
Amset-Ra: You'd probably have a heart attack if you saw all the unqualified staff members we have in the future!
Amset-Ra: But you're me and you're alive...
Amset-Ra: Forget I said anything.
Benny: I think that Electrolyzer will win! He's blue like my spaceship Spaceship SPACESHIP!!!!!!!!!
AntiMatter: FOOL. HE IS HONESTLY THE WORST DESIGN FOR A FIGHTER I HAVE EVER SEEN. I MEAN, WHO WOULD EVER MAKE A MINION LIKE THAT? ELECTRICITY? THAT'S JUST SILLY.
Dr. Inferno: Well, let's find out! In the 1st corner is the Unidracow, a unicorn-dragon-cow hybrid!
Dr. Inferno: Next is Ronin, who looks really really cool! I can't wait for his video game to come out!
Ogel: His voice synthesizer hasn't been implanted yet.
Dr. Inferno: Oh. In the next corner is Mottrot, the most intelligent mammoth one will ever encounter!
Ogel: That's cool!
Amset-Ra: Mungus is cooler.
Amset-Ra: He also appears in more battles.
Amset-Ra: Spoilers for my own pyramid! Illegal!
Dr. Inferno: Now we have Electrolyzer!
Electrolyzer: You zhould paint theze cornerz... A little blue wouldn't be too bad...
Ogel: What should we use to start the battle?
Amset-Ra: How about a gong?
Amset-Ra: Oh, you're going to regret that.
Amset-Ra: I regret that already.
Amset-Ra: You're supposed to say that before you hit the wretched gong.
Electrolyzer: Ah! My earz!
Mottrot: Your ears? What about my ears!
Electrolyzer: I think I'm going to be eliminated by hiz noizez alone!
Mottrot: Well, I'm not going to be that weak.
Electrolyzer: That iz not enough to zcare me!
Mottrot: Gah! It's a dragon!
Dr. Inferno: Ronin has just run away from the battle...
Amset-Ra: That means he's eliminated.
Ogel: Oh, right, that's my role!
Amset-Ra: I see why you throw him in the cellars.
Amset-Ra: You're a little late on the uptake.
Electrolyzer: Lightning blazt!
Dr. Inferno: Woh! Watch it! Electrolyzer's lighting blast nearly hit me!
Amset-Ra: As long as the pyramid never gets destroyed. This is thousands of seconds old!
Amset-Ra: Why's everyone so silent?
Amset-Ra: Um... You'll see.
Mottrot: Mother! Send me my Mammoth Stomper!
Maula: It isn't finished yet!
Mungus: Mungus is Mammoth Stomper!
Dr. Inferno: Mungus decided to stomp on Mottrot, eliminating him.
Ogel: Rats, I forgot what to say...
Electrolyzer: Zap zoop! Nyahahahaha!
Frenzy: OOH! LIGHTNING! TASTY!
Amset-Ra: Oh god... I forgot how stupid he is...
Amset-Ra: Is he crazy?!?!?!?!
Frenzy: I'm a MANIAC!!!!!!! Like CRANIAC!
Craniac: I'm no maniac, Craniac!
Craniac: I mean Frenzy! I said Frenzy!
Dr. Inferno: Oh! Ronin's back!
Dr. Inferno: And he ran away again.
Electrolyzer: Good golly! Ah!
Dr. Inferno: The Unidracow is charging at Electrolyzer, and gaining on him!
Dr. Inferno: Unfortunately, the Unidracow has been eliminated, giving Electrolyzer the victory.
Amset-Ra: Unfortunately? You can't be biased! Some users will be showing up soon!
Ogel: What was that?!
Amset-Ra: Don't worry, it's just the 4th wall. It happens all the time. Now get back to work.
After the Battle
Back in the present day...
Terabyte: This part was important, wasn't it?
Pharaoh Hotep: Oh well. I'll just take over the Fighting Pyramid again.
Wyldstyle: Don't you remember how that worked out last time?
Pharaoh Hotep: Well it was great when it did work.
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|Season 2 Battles|
|Round 1||First Half: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17|
Second Half: 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37
|Round 2||First Half: 18 | 19 | 20 | 21|
Second Half: 39 | 40 | 41
|Round 3||First Half: 22|
Second Half: 42