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|This is the second battle of Season 2.|
|Season 2, Round 1, Battle 2 (46th battle overall)|
|Written by NexoByte on August 8, 2015|
Wait, Ingen found UNICORNS, DRAGONS and COWS but they thought that they'd show us a White Dinosaur? I would have totally gone for the cows!
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin
It may be untameable, but is it unbeatable?
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin
Rrrrrrright now, things are looking prrrrrretty good for this rrrrrrrround-1 competitor.
Nominated by Surtatb2007
This poor guy has been overshadowed by two of InGen's other creations, and now they're here, in this battle.
Nominated by Commandosaur
Before the Battle
Amset-Ra is in his office, revising schedules and updating charts. He notices that his hologram projector is flashing.
Hologram Projector: You have 4 new messages.
Amset-Ra views the first message.
Message: Come on down and we'll repair your vehicle at the amazingly low cost of $89,999!
Amset-Ra: MORE spam from Squidman's Pitstop? That's the third time this week!
Amset-Ra deletes the message and views the second.
Message: We are free of Grundalitis, falalalala, lalalala!
Amset-Ra: That's great to hear, Brains, except YOU have Grundalitis. I really need to delete this before I get it.
Amset-Ra deletes the message and views the third.
Message: Congratulations! You win $10,000,000 and a Mr. Gold minifigure made of real 14-carat gold!
Amset-Ra deletes the message and views the fourth.
Amset-Ra: This message looks important...
Message: Greetings, Amset-Ra. I am Sensei Akamichi. I used to own the pyramid you use today. But I was caught up in the Galaxy Squad battle, and soon forgot about the pyramid. I now live at Sentai Fortress with my friend Sensei Keiken.
Amset-Ra: Why does the name Akamichi sound so familiar...? Oh well, I'll ask Dad about it.
Invizable: Welcome to Season 2! I, the winner of Season 1, have signed a contract with the Pyramid that says I get to announce for the rest of the season!
Wyldstyle: Hey! I wanted to announce!
Dr. Inferno: So did I!
Kai: ...Get off me.
Invizable: For the curious, Kai has "offered" to be my chair. Anyway, I'm Invizable, announcing live from Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid!
Morro: And I'm Morro, your referee, and you WILL fight whether you like it or not.
Hippie: Please! No fighting!
Hippie: On second thought, I love fighting! OOOOOOOOOOOOORROM...
Invizable: It's a cow! It's a dragon! No, it's Unidracow in the Red Corner!
Superman: Stop stealing my intro!
Invizable: Just when you thought they couldn't get any bigger than T-Rex, there's Indominus Rex in the Green Corner!
Indominus rex roars so loud that Hippie and Superman are blown away.
Thespian: To run, or not to run? That is the question!
Swedish Banker: Just run!
William Shakespeare: There is so much plagiarism, irony, and randomness in this pyramid...
Invizable: In the Yellow Corner, we have the appropriately colored Ronin!
Ronin: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRONIN TIME!
Ronan: What about me?
Invizable: Who cares about you? Ronin is more awesome. In the blue corner, it's the Tyrannosaurus Rex!
T-Rex: *whimper whimper*
Morro: Aww, is the T-Rex whimpering? Well, he'll whimper some more later.
Invizable: Because of the Indominus Rex, I know. Making his comeback tonight is Axel Storm!
Axel: Thank you, thank you!
Tee-Vee: Thank you, thank you.
Audience: YEAH!!!!!!!!!! TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE!
Axel: Unidracow is a joke. T-Rex is a weaker copy of the mighty Indominus Rex. And Ronin is awesome. Therfore I vote for Unidracow.
Sir Fangar: If I were you, I would vote for the gloooooorious I-Rex.
Morro: No... Vote for Ronin...
Tee-Vee: Query: Amset-Ra.
Amset-Ra is in the café eating energy crystals.
Morro: Fight, my slaves. MORROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
DING DING DING!
Indominus Rex: I will now get this match over with.
Surtatb2007: Is that you, Morro?
Indominus Rex: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORROM...
Morro: Yes, it is I, Morro. How did you know that it was me?
Surtatb2007: Well, first of all, I-Rex can't speak, and you said "MORROOOOOOOO" before the match. You were also speaking in purple.
Amset-Ra: I caught everything on camera! Morro, you and Indominus Rex are disqualified!
Indominus Rex fans: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ronin fans: YEAHH!!!!!!!!
Invizable: Wow, I-Rex is in trouble just because Morro interfered!
Amset-Ra: Guards, take Morro to the prison. Tee-Vee, restart the match.
Amset-Ra: Cheer louder!
Tee-Vee: Boot battle.exe.
DING DING DING!... again.
Ronin: Rrrrrrrrrrrrapid-fire stud shooters!
Unidracow: Moo moo moo-moo moo!
Ronin: Moo-ve it, pal!
Invizable: After Ronin blasted T-Rex with a torrent of shots, Unidracow is taunting Ronin!
Ronin: All right, Unidracow, you leave me no choice. Rrrrrrrrrapier!
Invizable: Unidracow just dodged Ronin's rapier!
Ronin: Oh, come on!
T-Rex: RRRRRRRRR-MPH! MPH!
Tee-Vee: Ring out. T-Rex, eliminated.
Invizable: Unidracow, having done hardly anything, blinded T-Rex until he fell over, eliminating T-Rex!
Invizable: Wow, Ronin just popped Unidracow with his sword!
Amset-Ra: Hold it! Indominus Rex claims to be innocent. We will put him back in the battle!
Indominus Rex fans: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Ronin fans: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Indominus Rex: And now, I will finish you off.
Ronin: Wait, you can speak?
Indominus Rex: Of course, what did you expect?
Ronin: I expected a win from me!
Indominus Rex: That cannot be possible.
Ronin: BOOT RRRRRRRRRRRRONIN R.E.X.!
Invizable: And Ronin successfully built the Ronin R.E.X.!
Ronin: Time to rrrrrrrrrroll!
Ronin: NOTHING HAPPENED!!
Indominus Rex: You do realize that I am immune to blasters, right?
Ronin: Ha, you missed!
Indominus Rex: Hmmm... You haven't learned your lesson, have you?
Ronin: Neither have you learned yours!
30 minutes later...
Tee-Vee: Time up. Announcing tie.
Amset-Ra: No!! We were just geting to the good part!
Tee-Vee: Initiating resistance
Invizable: This long, gruesome, and boring fight has resulted in our second tie! The first one was back in Season 1, when Jek-14 tied with Battle Mech.
Amset-Ra: Who will win their rematch in the next battle? Tune in to find out.
Amset-Ra: AAAHHHH! END TRANSMISSION!
After the Battle
There is a knock on the pyramid's front door. Pharaoh Hotep answers it.
Pharaoh Hotep: Akamichi! How long's it been, pal?
Sensei Akamichi: It has been forever, my friend.
Pharaoh Hotep: Why don't you come in for some cocoa?
Sensei Akamichi: I am in complete agreement.
As the two enter...
???: BARK BARK BARK!!!
Pharaoh Hotep: Oh, don't worry, he won't hurt you. This is Sobek-Ra, my son's pet.
Sensei Akamichi: You do indeed have an interesting home.
Sobek-Ra accidentally runs into the camera, ending the transmission.
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|Season 2 Battles|
|Round 1||First Half: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17|
Second Half: 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37
|Round 2||First Half: 18 | 19 | 20 | 21|
Second Half: 39 | 40 | 41
|Round 3||First Half: 22|
Second Half: 42