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This is the second battle of Season 2.
The Announcer: Invizable
The Referee: Morro
The Predictor: Axel
Before the BattleEdit
Amset-Ra is in his office, revising schedules and updating charts. He notices that his hologram projector is flashing.
Hologram Projector: You have 4 new messages.
Amset-Ra views the first message.
Message: Come on down and we'll repair your vehicle at the amazingly low cost of $89,999!
Amset-Ra: MORE spam from Squidman's Pitstop? That's the third time this week!
Amset-Ra deletes the message and views the second.
Message: We are free of Grundalitis, falalalala, lalalala!
Amset-Ra: That's great to hear, Brains, except YOU have Grundalitis. I really need to delete this before I get it.
Amset-Ra deletes the message and views the third.
Message: Congratulations! You win $10,000,000 and a Mr. Gold minifigure made of real 14-carat gold!
Amset-Ra deletes the message and views the fourth.
Amset-Ra: This message looks important...
Message: Greetings, Amset-Ra. I am Sensei Akamichi. I used to own the pyramid you use today. But I was caught up in the Galaxy Squad battle, and soon forgot about the pyramid. I now live at Sentai Fortress with my friend Sensei Keiken.
Amset-Ra: Why does the name Akamichi sound so familiar...? Oh well, I'll ask Dad about it.
The BattleEditInvizable: Welcome to Season 2! I, the winner of Season 1, have signed a contract with the Pyramid that says I get to announce for the rest of the season!
Wyldstyle: Hey! I wanted to announce!
Dr. Inferno: So did I!
Kai: ...Get off me.
Invizable: For the curious, Kai has "offered" to be my chair. Anyway, I'm Invizable, announcing live from Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid!
Morro: And I'm Morro, your referee, and you WILL fight whether you like it or not.
Hippie: Please! No fighting!
Hippie: On second thought, I love fighting! OOOOOOOOOOOOORROM...
Invizable: It's a cow! It's a dragon! No, it's Unidracow in the Red Corner!
Superman: Stop stealing my intro!
Invizable: Just when you thought they couldn't get any bigger than T-Rex, there's Indominus Rex in the Green Corner!
Indominus rex roars so loud that Hippie and Superman are blown away.
Thespian: To run, or not to run? That is the question!
Swedish Banker: Just run!
William Shakespeare: There is so much plagiarism, irony, and randomness in this pyramid...
Invizable: In the Yellow Corner, we have the appropriately colored Ronin!
Ronin: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRONIN TIME!
Ronan: What about me?
Invizable: Who cares about you? Ronin is more awesome. In the blue corner, it's the Tyrannosaurus Rex!
T-Rex: *whimper whimper*
Morro: Aww, is the T-Rex whimpering? Well, he'll whimper some more later.
Invizable: Because of the Indominus Rex, I know. Making his comeback tonight is Axel Storm!
Axel: Thank you, thank you!
Tee-Vee: Thank you, thank you.
Audience: YEAH!!!!!!!!!! TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE!
Axel: Unidracow is a joke. T-Rex is a weaker copy of the mighty Indominus Rex. And Ronin is awesome. Therfore I vote for Unidracow.
Sir Fangar: If I were you, I would vote for the gloooooorious I-Rex.
Morro: No... Vote for Ronin...
Tee-Vee: Query: Amset-Ra.
Amset-Ra is in the café eating energy crystals.
Morro: Fight, my slaves. MORROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
DING DING DING!
Indominus Rex: I will now get this match over with.
Surtatb2007: Is that you, Morro?
Indominus Rex: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORROM...
Morro: Yes, it is I, Morro. How did you know that it was me?
Surtatb2007: Well, first of all, I-Rex can't speak, and you said "MORROOOOOOOO" before the match. You were also speaking in purple.
Amset-Ra: I caught everything on camera! Morro, you and Indominus Rex are disqualified!
Indominus Rex fans: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ronin fans: YEAHH!!!!!!!!
Invizable: Wow, I-Rex is in trouble just because Morro interfered!
Amset-Ra: Guards, take Morro to the prison. Tee-Vee, restart the match.
Amset-Ra: Cheer louder!
Tee-Vee: Boot battle.exe.
DING DING DING!... again.
Ronin: Rrrrrrrrrrrrapid-fire stud shooters!
Unidracow: Moo moo moo-moo moo!
Ronin: Moo-ve it, pal!
Invizable: After Ronin blasted T-Rex with a torrent of shots, Unidracow is taunting Ronin!
Ronin: All right, Unidracow, you leave me no choice. Rrrrrrrrrapier!
Invizable: Unidracow just dodged Ronin's rapier!
Ronin: Oh, come on!
T-Rex: RRRRRRRRR-MPH! MPH!
Tee-Vee: Ring out. T-Rex, eliminated.
Invizable: Unidracow, having done hardly anything, blinded T-Rex until he fell over, eliminating T-Rex!
Invizable: Wow, Ronin just popped Unidracow with his sword!
Amset-Ra: Hold it! Indominus Rex claims to be innocent. We will put him back in the battle!
Indominus Rex fans: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Ronin fans: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Indominus Rex: And now, I will finish you off.
Ronin: Wait, you can speak?
Indominus Rex: Of course, what did you expect?
Ronin: I expected a win from me!
Indominus Rex: That cannot be possible.
Ronin: BOOT RRRRRRRRRRRRONIN R.E.X.!
Invizable: And Ronin successfully built the Ronin R.E.X.!
Ronin: Time to rrrrrrrrrroll!
Ronin: NOTHING HAPPENED!!
Indominus Rex: You do realize that I am immune to blasters, right?
Ronin: Ha, you missed!
Indominus Rex: Hmmm... You haven't learned your lesson, have you?
Ronin: Neither have you learned yours!
30 minutes later...
Tee-Vee: Time up. Announcing tie.
Amset-Ra: No!! We were just geting to the good part!
Tee-Vee: Initiating resistance
Invizable: This long, gruesome, and boring fight has resulted in our second tie! The first one was back in Season 1, when Jek-14 tied with Battle Mech.
Amset-Ra: Who will win their rematch in the next battle? Tune in to find out.
Amset-Ra: AAAHHHH! END TRANSMISSION!
After the BattleEdit
There is a knock on the pyramid's front door. Pharaoh Hotep answers it.
Pharaoh Hotep: Akamichi! How long's it been, pal?
Sensei Akamichi: It has been forever, my friend.
Pharaoh Hotep: Why don't you come in for some cocoa?
Sensei Akamichi: I am in complete agreement.
As the two enter...
???: BARK BARK BARK!!!
Pharaoh Hotep: Oh, don't worry, he won't hurt you. This is Sobek-Ra, my son's pet.
Sensei Akamichi: You do indeed have an interesting home.
Sobek-Ra accidentally runs into the camera, ending the transmission.
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