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This is the second battle of Season 2.

The Announcer: Invizable

The Referee: Morro

The Predictor: Axel

The Fighters:

Before the BattleEdit

Amset-Ra is in his office, revising schedules and updating charts. He notices that his hologram projector is flashing.

Hologram Projector: You have 4 new messages.

Amset-Ra views the first message.

Message: Come on down and we'll repair your vehicle at the amazingly low cost of $89,999!

Amset-Ra: MORE spam from Squidman's Pitstop? That's the third time this week!

Amset-Ra deletes the message and views the second.

Message: We are free of Grundalitis, falalalala, lalalala!

Amset-Ra: That's great to hear, Brains, except YOU have Grundalitis. I really need to delete this before I get it.

Amset-Ra deletes the message and views the third.

Message: Congratulations! You win $10,000,000 and a Mr. Gold minifigure made of real 14-carat gold!

Amset-Ra deletes the message and views the fourth.

Amset-Ra: This message looks important...

Message: Greetings, Amset-Ra. I am Sensei Akamichi. I used to own the pyramid you use today. But I was caught up in the Galaxy Squad battle, and soon forgot about the pyramid. I now live at Sentai Fortress with my friend Sensei Keiken.

Amset-Ra: Why does the name Akamichi sound so familiar...? Oh well, I'll ask Dad about it.

The BattleEdit

Unicown

Unidracow - Wait, Ingen found UNICORNS, DRAGONS and COWS but they thought that they'd show us a White Dinosaur? I would have totally gone for the cows!

Indominus Rex

Indominus Rex - It may be untameable, but is it unbeatable?

Ronin

Ronin - Rrrrrrright now, things are looking prrrrrretty good for this rrrrrrrround-1 competitor.

T-Rex

T-Rex - This poor guy has been overshadowed by two of InGen's other creations, and now they're here, in this battle.

Invizable: Welcome to Season 2! I, the winner of Season 1, have signed a contract with the Pyramid that says I get to announce for the rest of the season!

Audience: Gasp!

Wyldstyle: Hey! I wanted to announce!

Dr. Inferno: So did I!

Kai: ...Get off me.

Invizable: For the curious, Kai has "offered" to be my chair. Anyway, I'm Invizable, announcing live from Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid!

Morro: And I'm Morro, your referee, and you WILL fight whether you like it or not.

Hippie: Please! No fighting!

Morro: MORROOOOOOOOOOO...

Hippie: On second thought, I love fighting! OOOOOOOOOOOOORROM...

Invizable: It's a cow! It's a dragon! No, it's Unidracow in the Red Corner!

Unidracow: Moo.

Superman: Stop stealing my intro!

Invizable: Just when you thought they couldn't get any bigger than T-Rex, there's Indominus Rex in the Green Corner!

Indominus rex roars so loud that Hippie and Superman are blown away.

Thespian: To run, or not to run? That is the question!

Swedish Banker: Just run!

William Shakespeare: There is so much plagiarism, irony, and randomness in this pyramid...

Invizable: In the Yellow Corner, we have the appropriately colored Ronin!

Ronin: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRONIN TIME!

Ronan: What about me?

Invizable: Who cares about you? Ronin is more awesome. In the blue corner, it's the Tyrannosaurus Rex!

T-Rex: *whimper whimper*

Morro: Aww, is the T-Rex whimpering? Well, he'll whimper some more later.

Invizable: Because of the Indominus Rex, I know. Making his comeback tonight is Axel Storm!

Axel: Thank you, thank you!

Audience: ...

Tee-Vee: Thank you, thank you.

Audience: YEAH!!!!!!!!!! TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE!

Axel: Unidracow is a joke. T-Rex is a weaker copy of the mighty Indominus Rex. And Ronin is awesome. Therfore I vote for Unidracow.

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sir Fangar: If I were you, I would vote for the gloooooorious I-Rex.

Morro: No... Vote for Ronin...

Tee-Vee: Query: Amset-Ra.

Amset-Ra is in the café eating energy crystals.

Tremorox: TREMOR-EMOR-EMOR!

Amset-Ra: EYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Morro: Fight, my slaves. MORROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

DING DING DING!

Indominus Rex: I will now get this match over with.

Surtatb2007: Is that you, Morro?

Indominus Rex: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORROM...

Morro: Yes, it is I, Morro. How did you know that it was me?

Surtatb2007: Well, first of all, I-Rex can't speak, and you said "MORROOOOOOOO" before the match. You were also speaking in purple.

Morro: Drat.

Amset-Ra enters.

Amset-Ra: I caught everything on camera! Morro, you and Indominus Rex are disqualified!

Indominus Rex fans: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ronin fans: YEAHH!!!!!!!!

Invizable: Wow, I-Rex is in trouble just because Morro interfered!

Amset-Ra: Guards, take Morro to the prison. Tee-Vee, restart the match.

Audience: YEAH!!!!!!!

Amset-Ra: Cheer louder!

Audience: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!?

Tee-Vee: Boot battle.exe.

DING DING DING!... again.

T-Rex: RRRRRRRRROOOOOAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!

Ronin: Rrrrrrrrrrrrapid-fire stud shooters!

Unidracow: ...Moo.

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW!

T-Rex: ROAR!

Unidracow: Moo moo moo-moo moo!

Ronin: Moo-ve it, pal!

Invizable: After Ronin blasted T-Rex with a torrent of shots, Unidracow is taunting Ronin!

Ronin: All right, Unidracow, you leave me no choice. Rrrrrrrrrapier!

Shing!

Unidracow: Moooooo!

Woosh...

Invizable: Unidracow just dodged Ronin's rapier!

T-Rex: ROAR!

Stomp!

Ronin: Rrrrrrrapi-

Stomp!

Ronin: Rrrrrrra-

Stomp!

Ronin: Rrrr-

Stomp!

...

Ronin: R-

Stomp!

Ronin: Oh, come on!

Unidracow: Moooooooo!

T-Rex: RRRRRRRRR-MPH! MPH!

Crash!

Tee-Vee: Ring out. T-Rex, eliminated.

Invizable: Unidracow, having done hardly anything, blinded T-Rex until he fell over, eliminating T-Rex!

Unidracow: Moo!

Ronin: Rrrrrrrrapier!

Pop!

Invizable: Wow, Ronin just popped Unidracow with his sword!

Tee-Vee: Winner-

Amset-Ra: Hold it! Indominus Rex claims to be innocent. We will put him back in the battle!

Indominus Rex fans: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Ronin fans: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Indominus Rex: And now, I will finish you off.

Ronin: Wait, you can speak?

Indominus Rex: Of course, what did you expect?

Ronin: I expected a win from me!

Indominus Rex: That cannot be possible.

Ronin: BOOT RRRRRRRRRRRRONIN R.E.X.!

CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK...

Invizable: And Ronin successfully built the Ronin R.E.X.!

Ronin: Time to rrrrrrrrrroll!

ZARKZARKZARKZARK!

...

Ronin: NOTHING HAPPENED!!

Indominus Rex: You do realize that I am immune to blasters, right?

CHOMP!!

Ronin: Ha, you missed!

ZARKZARKZARKZARK!

Indominus Rex: Hmmm... You haven't learned your lesson, have you?

CHOMP!!

Ronin: Neither have you learned yours!

ZARKARKZARKZARK!

30 minutes later...

Tee-Vee: Time up. Announcing tie.

Amset-Ra: No!! We were just geting to the good part!

Tee-Vee: Initiating resistance

Invizable: This long, gruesome, and boring fight has resulted in our second tie! The first one was back in Season 1, when Jek-14 tied with Battle Mech.

Amset-Ra: Who will win their rematch in the next battle? Tune in to find out.

Tremorox: TREMOR-EMOR-EMOR!

Amset-Ra: AAAHHHH! END TRANSMISSION!

After the BattleEdit

There is a knock on the pyramid's front door. Pharaoh Hotep answers it.

Pharaoh Hotep: Akamichi! How long's it been, pal?

Sensei Akamichi: It has been forever, my friend.

Pharaoh Hotep: Why don't you come in for some cocoa?

Sensei Akamichi: I am in complete agreement.

As the two enter...

???: BARK BARK BARK!!!

Pharaoh Hotep: Oh, don't worry, he won't hurt you. This is Sobek-Ra, my son's pet.

Sensei Akamichi: You do indeed have an interesting home.

Sobek-Ra accidentally runs into the camera, ending the transmission.

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