ACU Trooper 1: We better get the Dilophosaurus out of here.
ACU Trooper 2: Back through the time machine.
ACU Trooper 1: Along with William Shakespeare.
ACU Trooper 2: I think he wants to stay.
William Shakespeare is talking to Luke Skywalker.
William Shakespeare: Did I tell you about the time when the performance of Romeo and Juliet went wrong?
Back at the Troopers...
ACU Trooper 1: I guess Shakespeare can stay.
ACU Trooper 2: We better get the Dilophosaurus back, though. Like right now.
ACU Trooper 1: Let's get this Dilophosaurus back to her time.
ACU Trooper 2: Agreed.
The two somehow manage to get the Dilophosaurus back to the Time Machine.
Time Machine: Time warp established... To 1776.
ACU Trooper 1: What!?
ACU Trooper 2: I guess we will have to deal with it.
July 4th, 1776, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...
ACU Trooper 1: Isn't this when and where the Declaration of Independence was made?
ACU Trooper 2: Unfortunately, yes.
ACU Trooper 1: Why unfortunately?
ACU Trooper 2: Because the Dilophosaurus is heading for the building where the Founding Fathers are signing the Declaration of Independence!
ACU Trooper 1: Oh. We must stop the Dilophosaurus from destroying the Declaration!
ACU Trooper 2: Or from scaring the Founding Fathers out of signing the Declaration!
ACU Trooper 1: Either way, the Dilophosaurus will somehow change history!
ACU Trooper 2: Let's go stop the Dilophosaurus!
ACU Trooper 1: Agreed.
In the streets of Philedelphiea...
ACU Trooper 2: *Groan*. It's no use. We must warn them!
ACU Trooper 1: And what will we tell them?
ACU Trooper 2: That the British are coming so they must move and that the Dilophosaurus' roar was the Brits new weapon.
ACU Trooper 1: I don't think that will work. But luckily for us, I perfected a Time Detonator at the Fighting Pyramid.
ACU Trooper 2: Let's hope it works.
ACU Trooper 1: Oh, it will.
ACU Trooper 1 throws the Time Detonator at the Dilophosaurus.
Time Detonator: KA-BOOM!!!!!
ACU Trooper 2: It worked. It actually worked! And now we're bringing the Dilophosaurus home!
ACU Trooper 1: About that...
Time Detonator: Time Warp established... To 1789.
ACU Trooper 2: Aw man.
To be continued...