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This is the 10th battle of Season 2.
Season 2, Round 1, Battle 10 (54th battle overall)
Written by Surtatb2007 on September 6, 2015
The Announcer

Terabyte
The Referee

Captain Phasma
The Predictor

Tasu Leech
The Red Corner
Tee-Vee
Tee-Vee
The most holy Tee-Vee's got deityship, a priest, and a clean record to boot. What more could he want?

Rank 14; 2-0
Nominated by Surtatb2007
The Green Corner
Palpatine
Palpatine
It's him. The Sith Master. And to think he was the Priest of the Tee-Vee (which he totally isn't). This guy's awesome. *donates to the Galactic Empire*

New
Nominated by ArcticSeahorse
The Yellow Corner
Super Secret Police
Super Secret Police
Behold the police of the future! And they hate creativity just so you know ;)

New
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin
The Blue Corner
General Grievous
General Grievous
Four arms? I thought one Frenzy was enou- wait, you've got the entire Kenobi lightsaber collection! #Envy

New
Nominated by NexoByte

Before the Battle

In the main reactor chamber of the Death Star ll...

Palpatine: Noooooooo!!!

Soul Archer: That's exactly how I feel.

Palpatine: You're not supposed to be in this scene.

Soul Archer dissolves.

Palpatine: Noooooooo!!!

Tie Fighter Pilot: Hi, master.

Palpatine: PICK ME UP, YOU DIMWIT!

Tie Fighter Pilot: Alrighty.

Palpatine lands on the back of the Tie Fighter.

Palpatine: Thanks.

YazzarkYazzarkYazzark

Palpatine fries the Tie Fighter Pilot with Force Lighting.

Palpatine: Force lighting? I'm going to get you for this, you know, Surtatb2007! Now, to Amset Ra's...

San Francisco, California, USA, Wikia HQ...

Tie Fighter: Please prepare for a crash landing.

Palpatine: Oh no...

CRRRRRRRRRRASH!!!!!

Amset Ra: What was that? And who are Tasu Leech and Captain Phasma?

Palpatine: Those two happen to be commanders in the First Order.

Amset Ra: The First Order?

Palpatine: I want to fight at your pyramid today.

Amset Ra: I don't have a pyramid anymore.

Palpatine: Look at the billboard.

Amset Ra look sat a billboard for the World Grand Prix car race.

Amset Ra: Great idea!

The Battle

Terabyte: Welcome to Amset Ra's Fighting Pyramid at World Grand Prix!

Lighting McQueen: Oh no! Mater's gonna blow up!

KA-BOOM!

Terabyte: What a tragic loss. In the red corner is the TV with Tee-Vee!

Audience: TEEEEEE-VEEEEE!!!!!

Terabyte: In the Green Corner is Palpatine, aka Darth Sidious, aka the Emperor, aka the chancellor! In the Blue Corner is the not-so Super Secret Police, and in the Yellow Corner is General Grievous!

Tasu Leech: Palpatine will win.

Captain Phasma: Fight!

Palpatine: On the second day of sinning, Tee-Vee went back to the beginning.

Audience: *Gasp*. A time bomb!

Captain Phasma: So Palpatine is disqualified.

Palpatine: TRAITOR!

Tee-Vee: UploadJedihologram.exe.

General Grievous: Uh oh...

Tee-Vee: UploadLaser.exe.

BAM!

Captain Phasma: General Grievous is out.

Tee-Vee: UploadMasterBuilderHologram.exe.

Super Secret Police: Get them!

Terabyte: Tee-Vee lured the Super Secret Police out of the pyramid!

Captain Phasma: The Super Secret Police is disqualified so Tee-Vee wins!

Audience: TEEEEEEEEEEE-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

30 Years Later

At the Resistance base...

Palpatine: Attack!

PewPewPewPewPewPewPew!!!!!

Poe: We're under attack!

Palpatine: Obviously.

Poe pulls out his taser and stuns Palpatine.

YazzizYazzizYazziz!!!!!

PewPewPewPewPewPewPew!!!!!

A stray stud hits the camera, blowing the camera up and ending the transmission.

The Winner
Tee-Vee
Tee-Vee
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