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This is the 11th battle of Season 2.

The Announcer: Terabyte

The Referee: Captain Phasma

The Predictor: Tasu Leech

The Fighters:

Before the Battle Edit

In the main reactor chamber of the Death Star ll...

Palpatine: Noooooooo!!!

Soul Archer: That's exactly how I feel.

Palpatine: You're not supposed to be in this scene.

Soul Archer dissolves.

Palpatine: Noooooooo!!!

Tie Fighter Pilot: Hi, master.

Palpatine: PICK ME UP, YOU DIMWIT!

Tie Fighter Pilot: Alrighty.

Palpatine lands on the back of the Tie Fighter.

Palpatine: Thanks.

YazzarkYazzarkYazzark

Palpatine fries the Tie Fighter Pilot with Force Lighting.

Palpatine: Force lighting? I'm going to get you for this, you know, Surtatb2007! Now, to Amset Ra's...

San Francisco, California, USA, Wikia HQ...

Tie Fighter: Please prepare for a crash landing.

Palpatine: Oh no...

CRRRRRRRRRRASH!!!!!

Amset Ra: What was that? And who are Tasu Leech and Captain Phasma?

Palpatine: Those two happen to be commanders in the First Order.

Amset Ra: The First Order?

Palpatine: I want to fight at your pyramid today.

Amset Ra: I don't have a pyramid anymore.

Palpatine: Look at the billboard.

Amset Ra look sat a billboard for the World Grand Prix car race.

Amset Ra: Great idea!

The Battle Edit

Terabyte: Welcome to Amset Ra's Fighting Pyramid at World Grand Prix!

Lighting McQueen: Oh no! Mater's gonna blow up!

KA-BOOM!

Terabyte: What a tragic loss. In the red corner is the TV with Tee-Vee!

Audience: TEEEEEE-VEEEEE!!!!!

Terabyte: In the Green Corner is Palpatine, aka Darth Sidious, aka the Emperor, aka the chancellor! In the Blue Corner is the not-so Super Secret Police, and in the Yellow Corner is General Grievous!

Tasu Leech: Palpatine will win.

Captain Phasma: Fight!

Palpatine: On the second day of sinning, Tee-Vee went back to the beginning.

Audience: *Gasp*. A time bomb!

Captain Phasma: So Palpatine is disqualified.

Palpatine: TRAITOR!

Tee-Vee: UploadJedihologram.exe.

General Grievous: Uh oh...

Tee-Vee: UploadLaser.exe.

BAM!

Captain Phasma: General Grievous is out.

Tee-Vee: UploadMasterBuilderHologram.exe.

Super Secret Police: Get them!

Terabyte: Tee-Vee lured the Super Secret Police out of the pyramid!

Captain Phasma: The Super Secret Police is disqualified so Tee-Vee wins!

Audience: TEEEEEEEEEEE-VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

30 Years Later Edit

At the Resistance base...

Palpatine: Attack!

PewPewPewPewPewPewPew!!!!!

Poe: We're under attack!

Palpatine: Obviously.

Poe pulls out his taser and stuns Palpatine.

YazzizYazzizYazziz!!!!!

PewPewPewPewPewPewPew!!!!!

A stray stud hits the camera, blowing the camera up and ending the transmission.

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