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D'oh! This is gonna be the lamest battle yet! |
Season 3, Round 1, Battle 21 (107th battle overall) |
Written by Nexobyte on December 6, 2016 |
Wyldstyle |
Evil Robot |
Captain Brickbeard |
Tee-Vee His opponents will find that his screen is oh-so-mesmorizing... |
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin |
Nominated by |
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin |
Homer Simpson He may have a TV controller, but does he have a Tee-Vee controller? |
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin |
Before the Battle
Queen Hypogirtis is poring over some lawsuits.
Alien Queen: Hmph. So Pharaoh Hotep has some nerve, thinking he can file a lawsuit against me, the Queen of Mars. All I did was inject myself with one of the earthling's precious jewels, and he suddenly behaves like a lunatic. What a wimp.
Hovok: Your Majesty, there is someone to see you.
Alien Queen: Oh good! It must be my blind date! Love first, lawsuits later!
The door opens and see feats her eyes on the manly sight of...
Alien Queen: Ahh, Crystal King, I have always been fascinated by foreign royalty. Please, do come in.
He does.
Hovok:"' I'll give you two some space.
Alien Queen: I rule all the space I ever wanted. But yes, you may leave.
He does.
Hyvak: What's up with the Queen?
Hovok: She's dating a Rock Monster.
Hyvak: Oh please, not one of those horrible Rock Raiders ones!
Hovok: No, no, it's the Crystal King.
Hyvak: That's better. But soon this place may be crawling with Rock Monsters!
Hovok: It already is. That one Meltrox from "Martian Madness" has multiplied quickly.
Meltrox: Melt Melt trox!
Hovok: Run!!!
The Battle
Wyldstyle: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid, blah blah blah. Tee-Vee and *gulp* Homer Simpson are the competitors. Brickbeard will predict the winner after the battle. Fight!
Captain Brickbeard: Hey, that be not like ye at all. Are ye sure ye're not Lord Vampyre or Camille in disguise?
Wyldstyle: Oh! Uh, what gave you that idea?
Captain Brickbeard: A little birdie told me.
Wyldstyle: Named?
Captain Brickbeard: Fluminox.
Fluminox: The Phoenix king has reason to believe that Wyldstyle is an impostor.
Wyldstyle: I am not!
'Her wig falls off.
Camille: Uh... gotta go!
She flees with Anubis Guards hot on her heels.
Captain Brickbeard: Be there an announcer around here?
Invizable: Allow me.
He sits in the announcer's booth.
Grandma: What a gentleman.
Grandpa: That's no gentleman! He looks just like all the other punk rockers!
Grandma Visitor: But Grandpa, he doesn't have any mohawk hair.
Invizable: In the ROCKIN' Red Corner, the awesome-but-not-as-awesome-as-me Tee-Vee!
Sproing!
Priest of the Tee-Vee: I rigged the announcer's booth so if the announcer blasphemed Tee-Vee he would get ejected.
Invizable: Fail! I glued the seat to the floor when I found out there was an ejector seat. My chair never left the booth. You lose! Ahahahaha!
Priest of the Tee-Vee: And I'm never laughed at...
Invizable: In the STORMIN' Blue Corner- oh come on! Don't tell me he's here.
Homer rushes into the stadium.
Homer: I'm here! Sorry I'm late!
Invizable: I asked you not to tell me that! Go ahead and predict, Captain.
Captain Brickbeard: Obviously Tee-Vee be my choice, because although Homer Simpson has a remote control, it be practically worthless compared to Tee-Vee's tech.
Homer: WHAT?
Priest of the Tee-Vee: You heard him, Homer.
Invizable: And now, I'll ask our Evil Robot to start us off.
Evil Robot: Start match or be annihilated.
Homer: Well, one of of us is gonna get annihilated anyway. Pause Button!
Click!
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Tee-Vee: Remote control = No effect.
Bart Simpson: Dad! That's your normal TV controller, not your Tee-Vee controller!
Homer: D'oh!
Tee-Vee: Initiating Zealous Zinger.
Pewpewpewpew! Fry!
Evil Robot: Homer Simpson has been annihilated.
Invizable: A mkistake made this match the fastest one in history! Let's make this battle page short! End transmission!
After the Battle
Amset-Ra: Hey you, author! You honestly didn't think you were going to get away with a battle without me, now were you?
It's been done before. See Toxikita vs. Nya.
Amset-Ra: Anyway, this battle is still only the seventeenth shortest match, so here's to a pointless ending!
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Season 3 Battles | |
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Round 1 | First Half: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 Second Half: 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | 59 | 60 | 61 | 62 | 63 | 64 | 65 | 66 | 67 |
Round 2 | First Half: 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 Second Half: TBD |
Round 3 | First Half: 37 Second Half: TBD |
Championship | TBD |