Dr. Inferno: Welcome back to my interview studio! Today, Spy Clops will be interviewing the mighty Queen of the Mars Mission Aliens!

Spy Clops: But I don't want to...

Dr. Inferno: Why not?

Spy Clops: I'm going fishing with Dollar Bill and Dr. D. Zaster.

Dr. Inferno: No you're not. You're on air 5 seconds ago.

Alien Queen: I don't have much time.

Spy Clops jumps into interviewer's chair

Spy Clops: Thank you for sitting down with us today, Queen Hippopotamus.

Alien Queen: NO.

Spy Clops: Hamburger?

Alien Queen: NO.

Spy Clops: High Five?

Alien Queen: NO.

Spy Clops: Well, we don't have much time so we'll skip this part. Why did you lose your fight in Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid?

Alien Queen: Because one of my Aliens stole half my armada, and I accidentally brought Hive 12 with me. Luckily, all of the culprits are now disposed of.

Spy Clops: Do you believe you can win your next battle?

Alien Queen: What kind of a question is that? Next.

Spy Clops: Why did you decide to steal my style?

Alien Queen: I didn't. I was born this way.

Spy Clops: Why aren't any other aliens hexapedal?

Alien Queen: Because no other aliens are as awesome as me.

Spy Clops: How are your legal courses coming?

Alien Queen: I have yet to lose a debate.

Spy Clops: Are you sure?

Alien Queen: Yes.

Spy Clops: You're right. Now, let's turn it over to the audience. Seat RANDOM.

Alien: Can I borrow your armada again?

Alien Queen: NO. Throw him in the cellars.

Alien Commanders drag Alien away.

Spy Clops: Seat UNDERDOG.

Terry: Can I join your army?

Alien Queen: I'm currently in the process of purging my army of all the incompetence it has been plagued with, so no.


Frenzy: Can you be my LAWYER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Alien Queen: It will be expensive.

Frenzy: Here's an old shoe I found in a TREE!!!!!!!

Alien Queen: I don't wear shoes.

Frenzy: An awesome COMMAND ship for the Phoban Aliens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alien Queen: Where did you find this? I haven't seen this in years! Now I'll win the next battle without a doubt!

Spy Clops: Seat GIGGLEBYTE.

Terabyte: Shut up.

Spy Clops: Do you have a question?

Terabyte: How do you feel that none of the competitors in the first match of Season 2 are real minifigures?


Alien Queen stands up and looks menacingly at Terabyte.

Terabyte: I just remembered that technically, I have to go now.

Terabyte runs out of building.

Alien Queen: AFTER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spy Clops: That's all the time we have for today! Come back soon for more interviews! Now I have to go fishing! Bye!

End Transmission

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