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This is the 4th battle of Round 2.
The Announcer: Mace Windu
The Referee: Master Chen
Before the Battle Edit
Mace Windu: Where is Jack Fury? He was supposed to be here this battle, and the battle before that!
Master Chen: I believe Clouse kidnapped him.
Mace Windu: WHAT! You rotten, good for nothing, kidnapper!
Master Chen: Actually, Clouse kidnapped him...
Mace Windu: I DON'T CARE!!!!!
Master Chen: Well, if there is too much stress to be around me, a rotten, good for nothing, kidnapper, then I could always be the announcer and the referee...
Mace Windu: Never.
The Battle Edit
Mace Windu: In the Red corner is the one and only Space Villain!
Space Villain: Thank you. And after I win this battle, Mace: you will fall to your doom.
Mace Windu: On that happy note, I am proud to tell you that the one and only Geonosis Clone Trooper is in the Blue Corner! And in the Green Corner, give it a hand for Kai, the Master of Fire!
Master Chen: Fight.
GCT: Obi Wan Kenobi and Commander Cody?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: On the behalf of the Jedi Order, I hereby arrest you for your crimes against the Galactic Republic.
Space Villain: Try to.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You will regret your choice in exactly 5 minutes.
Space Villain: Why?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Because of this.
Obi-Wan Kenobi lights his lightsaber.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Take that.
Space Villain: Take this.
Space Villain fires his Stud Shooter.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Ugh.
Assaj Ventress: Where did you get the Stud Shooter?
Space Villain: A 75% off sale at Brickmart.
Assaj Ventress: Bargain.
Space Villain: Now for the GCT.
GCT: Try to get me.
Space Villain: You're going down...
Kai: And I'm yelling SPINJITZU!
Space Villain: Oof.
Blacktron Commander: Retreat!
Master Chen: Space Villain is out.
GCT: Commander Cody?
Commander Cody: Drop the gold bars.
Kai: *Groan*. Get me some of those gold bars.
Sensei Wu: We could get some in Metalonia.
Kai: *Groan*. Have Karlof and Camille bring them over. Meanwhile keep them busy.
Sensei Wu: Gladly.
6 hours later...
Kai: *Groan*. Hello, Karlof. Now, Camille would you mind turning into a falcon and dropping these things on the GCT?
In the air...
Camille: *Grunt*. These things are heavy.
Karlof: Kai tell Karlof tell Camille drop them.
Camille: *Grunt*. What was that again?
Kai (whispering): Drop them.
Karlof: DROP THEM!!!!!
Camille: Yay! Also, guys, I won't be able to fight for awhile.
Master Chen: The GCT and the rest of the Galactic Republic is out... So Kai wins.
Mace Windu (whispering): Try to sound happier about it.
Master Chen: The GCT and the rest of the Galactic Republic is out... So Kai wins!!!!!
Random Ninjago Fan: Awesome! Kai's my favorite ninja!
Master Chen: There. Was that better?
After the Battle Edit
Master Chen: Clousy Clouse? What's taking so long? Why's the spell not here?
Clouse: Master.... To gather the actual ingredients for the spell, we must journey all around the universe to find 7 lost ingredients. So. Should we do it?
Master Chen: Of course we should do it! Right now!
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