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|This is the "umpteenth" battle in Season 1.|
|Season 1, Round 1, Battle 30 (35th battle overall)|
|Written by NexoByte on June 26, 2015|
The great and powerful posser!
Nominated by Surtatb2007
Giant Monster Turtles are unbeatable! Right?
Nominated by ArcticSeahorse
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin
An intelligent villain is still intelligent and villainous!
Nominated by Commandosaur
Before the Battle
Amset-Ra is in his office, ranting.
Amset-Ra: I can't believe it! Some user named Surtatb2007 just created an unauthorized section called Pyramid Stories and is using it for roleplaying purposes. This must be stopped!
NexoByte: Oh, calm down. It's fine.
Amset-Ra: No, it's not fine! My pyramid is made to contain humor, not boring roleplaying adventures!
Surtatb2007: Hi, guys. What's going on?
Amset-Ra: Surtatb! Stop roleplaying on my wiki!
Surtatb2007: Um... I am?
NexoByte: Megaton Punch!
Surtatb2007: Wow, NexoByte. How did you do that?
NexoByte: I took lessons from Kirby.
Mace Windu: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Historic Fighting Pyramid. Does anyone have any questions before we start?
Amset-Ra: Could you not add extra adjectives to my pyramid?
Pippin Reed: Where did you get your lightsaber?
Mace: I bought it at a buy-one-get-one-20%-off sale at BrickMart. (Those things are expensive.)[[File:Time Ninja.jpg|left|thumb|
Pippin Reed: Who did you give the other one to?
Mace: Ahsoka Tano. Unfortunately, she broke it after a few days. I should have given it to Obi-Wan as a collector's item. All right, let's begin. *ahem* In the Red Corner is the ghost ninja Tomorrow.
Morro: Those who misuse my name will perish...
Amset-Ra: Whoa, you can speak in color?!
Amset-Ra: I sense a pattern coming along...
Mace: In the Green Corner is the world's only spiky turtle, Shadow Snapper!
Shadow Snapper: ...
Portal Emperor: What did you expect? Turtles can't talk.
Mace: Then explain Laval, Cragger, and all those other guys.
Portal Emperor: Um...
Mace: Ha, gotcha. In the Yellow Corner is a ninja who lives one second ahead of everyone else, the Time Ninja!
Time Ninja: What time is it?
Mace: Um... 7:06PM?
Time Ninja: No. Time to dominate the competition!
Mace: Shadow Snapper is already doing that. In the Blue Corner is a bloody Skull Twin, Craniac the Maniac!
Yoda: Insult others, Jedi should not.
Mace: Thank you, Master Yoda. And now, our Alien Queen Hypogyrtis will make her prediction.
Alien Queen: First off, Shadow Snapper has sharp, poisonous spikes, but otherwise behaves like one of my peasants. Morro or Craniac can take care of him. Time Ninja is tricky, but I'm sure Morro can figure something out. Then he can say goodbye to Craniac and take the victory!
Amset-Ra: Wow, that's our most descriptive prediction in a long time.
Mace: It is now time for Sir Fangar's Award Ceremony.
Amset-Ra: Great. I'm getting out of here.
Pharaoh Hotep: Oh no, you're not.
Amset-Ra: DAD! Where did you come from?
Pharaoh Hotep: Did you not take into account that my Forbidden Ruins is next door to your Fighting Pyramid?
Amset-Ra: Argh. Totally forgot that.
Sir Fangar: Hush now, everyone. The GLOOOOOORIOUS Minifigure of the Week is me, and the gloO0oO0rious User of the Week is BubbleBomber. Am I losing glory so soon?
Amset-Ra: Ahh, that felt good.
Laval: Yay! Thanks, Amset-Ra!
Fluminox: We could not have done it without you.
And that's how Chima retired early.
Amset-Ra: Wyldstyle, put your crook hat back on and start the battle.
Wyldstyle: I look terrible in a crook hat. My other face sticks out of the back of my head. Where did Frenzy hide my
magical hair? (Maybe I don't want to know.) Anyway, fight!
DING DING DING DING DING DI-
Firefighter: Where's the fire?
Amset-Ra: (pointing to Infearno) There.
Firefighter: Imagine walking into this building without setting off the fire alarm.
Amset-Ra: We don't have a fire alarm.
Amset-Ra: Ugh.. My bindings are wet...
Morro: Prepare for defeat, puny mortals...
Time Ninja: It's time to go go go!
Time Ninja: I went through him?!
Morro: I'm a ghost, what did you expect?
Mace: Time Ninja charged at Morro, but to no avail!
Craniac: Ha ha ha! Now I'll finish him with my axe-gun!
Ching ching ching!
Time Ninja: You are SOOO predictable that I think it's time to beat you!
Mace: As you can see, existing one second ahead of everyone else has its advantages.
Morro: But it will soon have its drawbacks. Arise, my ghost army.
Mace: Several dozen ghosts are rising out of the floor!
Shadow Snapper: ...
SNAP CHOMP SHRED!
Morro: It's only a spiked turtle! Return to battle at once.
Mace: Finally! The Shadow Snapper has joined the battle. He made his first move by attacking Morro's ghost army.
Morro: Fools... I shall have to attack them myself.
Mace: Morro just whipped Craniac with a chain!
Time Ninja: Uuurg.. What time is it?
Craniac: Time for me to finish you off!
Craniac: Agh! What hi- Oh, it's you, Time Ninja.
Mace: Craniac missed his attack again and was attacked by Time Ninja. Also, Morro possessed the Shadow Snapper.
Shadow Snapper: Now you've done it. Prepare yourselves for long-lasting doom.
Wyldstyle: Craniac is out.
Mace: Shadow Snapper (or should I say Morro) crushed Craniac, eliminating him!
Shadow Snapper: Now it's your turn, Time Ninja.
Time Ninja: Gag... can't breathe...
Wyldstyle: Time Ninja is out.
Mace: Don't ask me how, but Shadow Snapper (Morro) expelled toxic breath at Time Ninja, giving him an untimely demise.
Shadow Snapper: ...ooooooOOOOOOORROM
Morro: Thank you for allowing me to use you, tool. Now it is time to put you away.
Wylstyle: Shadow Snapper is out. Morro is the winner!
Morro: That was easier than planned.
Random Skeleton: Is it summer already?
After the Battle
Pharaoh Hotep: Son! Get down from the roof this instant!
Amset-Ra: Dad, this is the best way my bindings can dry.
Pharaoh Hotep: Firefighter, get the hose.
Amset-Ra: I'm coming down, Dad! End transmission!
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|Season 1 Battles|
|Round 1||First Half: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16|
Second Half: 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38
|Round 2||First Half: 17 | 18 | 19 | 20|
Second Half: 39 | 40 | 41 | 42
|Round 3||First Half: 21|
Second Half: 43
|Specialty||Amset-Ra vs. Sting Rayzor | Amset-Ra vs. Pharaoh Hotep|