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This is the whateverth battle in Season 2.
The Announcer: Invizable and Grundalychus
The Referee: Grundalychus
The Predictors: Ronin, Morro, and Axel
Before The BattleEdit
Ogel is sitting at a desk in the stands, writing a letter.
Letter: Dear Tee-Vee, You are abominable, brainless, crazy, dishonorable, evil, foolish, greedy, horrid, inoperable, etc. Love (not), Ogel.
Ogel seals the letter and approaches Tee-Vee. Just as he is about to hand the letter over, the Priest of the Tee-Vee appears.
Priest of the Tee-Vee: What's that you have there?
Ogel: Oh, uh, just a
love letter for Tee-Vee.
Priest of the Tee-Vee: The awesome, brave, cool, delightful, etc. Tee-Vee must have all manner of communication cleared with me first.
The Priest opens the letter and reads it. A few seconds later, he crumples the letter, incinerates it, and zaps Ogel with force lightning.
Ogel: YAZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZ! End transmission!
Tee-Vee: Access denied.
Priest of the Tee-Vee: BLASPHEMY! HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE AFFECTIONATE, BELOVED, CARING, ETC. TEE-VEE!
Ogel: YAZIZIZIZIZI- But he's- IZIZIZIZIZIZ- just- AZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZ- a television.
Priest of the Tee-Vee: Sinner! Now go to the prison.
Ogel willingly complies. Amset-Ra and Pythor enter.
Amset-Ra: Man, that was some harsh punishment you gave Ogel.
Priest of the Tee-Vee: It must be done. No one insults the amazing, beautiful, courageous, etc. Tee-Vee.
Pythor: You sssssound jussssst like Sssssir Fangar, excccccept more annoying.
Priest of the Tee-Vee: Me? Annoying? Hmph! I'm about as annoying as an orange on a TV show!
Amset-Ra: You don't make any sense.
Priest of the Tee-Vee: Neither do you.
Frenzy: (from the cafeteria) Our next ingredient is a generous portion of SIR PONDAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pythor races for the cafeteria as fast as he can go, which isn't very fast at all.
Grundal: Pharaoh's... Pyr'mid... Welcome to the place of fights... once you
pass... by its security... You... can never... escape...
Invizable: In other words, welcome to Invizable's ROXX ARENA!
Amset-Ra: Oh, please! What changes names more, Sam Sinister, or this pyramid? First it's Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid, then it's Amset-Ra's Rubiks Cube of Doom, then it's Amset-Ra's Rubiks Pyramid, then it's-
Invizable: Invizable's ROXX ARENA! Go ahead and announce the fighters, Grundal!
Grundal: In the first Pyramid Corner, the voters voted in... A Mantizoid with energy blades.
Jerry: And Jerry was his name-o!
Grundal: In the second Pyramid Corner, the voters voted in... A walking television, and a Mantizoid with energy blades.
Tee-Vee: All systems go. Command: Grovel.
Priest of the Tee-Vee: Go Tee-Vee!
Grundal: In the third Pyramid Corner, the voters voted in... An annoying bug named Terry, a walking television, and a Mantizoid with energy blades.
Terry: Jerry, I don't wan't to fight you.
Jerry: Me, neither. Let's be a team and fight Tee-Vee and Scorm!
Grundal: In the fourth Pyramid Corner, the voters voted in... A CHI-powered scorpion, an annoying bug named Terry, a walking television, and a Mantizoid with energy blades.
Scorm: Beware the wrath of the Scorpion Stinger!
Invizable: And here's-
Grundal: In the fifth Pyramid Corner, the voters voted in... THE MARTIAN... ALIEN... QUEEEEEN! A CHI-powered scorpion, an annoying bug named-
Invizable: Okay, that's enough.
Alien Queen: I was NOT voted in today, and pronounce my real name.
Invizable: Uh... Hyper Crutches?
Alien Queen: Zap him, Priest.
Invizable: YAZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZ! Not cool, dude!
Alien Queen: Thank you. I am not classified as "dude." Anyway, the awards. The Minifigure of the Week is... Skull Basher!
Skull Basher: Must... defeat... Onua...Thanks... for... prize...
Alien Queen: The User of the Week is Akamichi, for making a triumphant return!
Sensei Akamichi: That's Sensei Akamichi, my queen.
Grundal: We... three predictors of Amset-Ra's match...
Ronin: Jerry rrrrrrrreally has a chance of winning this match!
Morro: No way. Scorm will win... or else.
Axel: No guys. Terry will win, because he made it to Round 3 last season!
Morro: And then I crushed him.
Ronin: And then Kai crrrrrrrushed you.
Axel: I'm stil going with Terry.
Axel: On second thought, Scorm will win. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORROM
Morro: That's better.
Priest of the Tee-Vee: Tee-Vee! Go Tee-Vee!
Audience: TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE!
Spotlights shine down on the fighters, but then they all turn to Tee-Vee.
Invizable: Who rigged the spotlights?!
Terabyte: Hey, don't look at me! Technically, I didn't do it!
Amset-Ra: CORONA MK. IV ULTRA BLAST!
Insert Corona sound effect here
Amset-Ra: Much better. Grundal, start us off.
Grundal: Start... the fight... and bring... your gear... Dinner bells are ringing...
DING DING DING!
Tee-Vee: Boot agent_chases_vacation_slide_show.exe.
Terry and Jerry: Zzzzz...
Scorm: What? He didn't even play it yet! Oh, well. Construct!
Tee-Vee: Creation = Scorpion Stinger. Initiate Morph!
Jerry: Energy Blades!
Invizable: As Tee-Vee was morphing into his Deep Freeze form, Jerry struck with his energy blades!
Priest of the Tee-Vee: No!
Jerry: YAZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZ! End transmission!
Amset-Ra: And don't do that again!
Terry: I've... been... stung...
Jerry: No! Terry!
Invizable: Scorm shot Terry with his vehicle's stinger! He might be down!
Grundal: No, he isn't, I don't think so, Falalalala, lalalala.
Tee-Vee: Initiate Kung Fu!
Jerry:You missed! Take this!
Tee-Vee: BZZT BZZT BZZT!
Invizable: Thanks to Jerry's energy blades, Tee-Vee is short-circuiting!
Mary: Go Tee-Vee!
An average green Buggoid named Gary stares at her.
Mary: Um, I mean, Go Terry and Jerry!
Terry: I'm back! Take this, Scorm!
Pew pew pew!
Scorm: That ain't did nothin'! Now have some of this!
Terry: Jerry! Help!
Jerry: Take this, Scorm!
Jerry: Hi, Larry!
Larry: Hi, Jerry!
Invizable: Jerry cracked an egg, which revealed a larva named Larry. Another rhyming name to go with the rest of them.
Larry: Is my presence distracting you? Is it? Is it?!
Scorm: BUZZ OFF!
Terry: And now to finish you off, Tee-Vee!
Tee-Vee: Status: Recovered. Initiate Morph.
Invizable: Tee-Vee is changing back to his original form.
Scorm: An' now I'll huff, an' I'll puff, an' I'll bash yer screen in!
Big Bad Wolf: ...
Tee-Vee: Boot pendulum.exe.
Terry: Hey Queen! Can you help me?
Alien Queen: Help a bug? Of course not! Also, I can't interfere.
Tee-Vee: Error 404. File not found. Boot old_fashioned_tv_western.exe.
Terry and Jerry: Must... watch... TV!
Invizable: Tee-Vee is playing a TV western! I wonder which one it- oh. It's Emmet using a glider to escape from a Robo SWAT on a horse.
Tee-Vee: Initiate Shock.
Terry and Jerry: YAZIZIZIZIZIZIZ!
Scorm: WHAT?! I only made Tee-Vee hyper!
Tee-Vee: Boot electric_shock_designed_specifically_to_deconstruct_giant_scorpions.exe
Scorm: Hey? Where did my scorpion go?
Tee-Vee: Boot the_awesome_move_Jek_14_used_on_the_Emperor_during_The_Yoda_Chronicles.exe.
Scorm: I hope this doesn't happen to us agaaaaaaiiiiiinnnn!
Jerry: There goes my winning streeeeeeeaaaaaaakkk!
Grundal: Tee-Vee is the epic winner, falalalala, lalalala!
Invizable: Using a powerful Force move, Tee-Vee threw all three of his opponents out of the ring! This is Invizable, signing of from Invizable's ROXX ARENA!
After The BattleEdit
Amset-Ra is walking down the hall when he comes across Darth Sidious.
Amset-Ra: Have you seen the Priest of the Tee-Vee?
Darth Sidious: He, uh, he went into Davy Jones', I mean, Tee-Vee's locker room. He said he didn't want to be disturbed.
Darth Sidious walks away.
Amset-Ra: I sense a plot twist comimg soon.
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