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This is the whateverth battle in Season 2.

The Announcer: Invizable and Grundalychus

The Referee: Grundalychus

The Predictors: Ronin, Morro, and Axel

The Fighters:

Before The BattleEdit

Ogel is sitting at a desk in the stands, writing a letter.

Letter: Dear Tee-Vee, You are abominable, brainless, crazy, dishonorable, evil, foolish, greedy, horrid, inoperable, etc. Love (not), Ogel.

Ogel seals the letter and approaches Tee-Vee. Just as he is about to hand the letter over, the Priest of the Tee-Vee appears.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: What's that you have there?

Ogel: Oh, uh, just a love letter for Tee-Vee.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: The awesome, brave, cool, delightful, etc. Tee-Vee must have all manner of communication cleared with me first.

The Priest opens the letter and reads it. A few seconds later, he crumples the letter, incinerates it, and zaps Ogel with force lightning.

Ogel: YAZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZ! End transmission!

Tee-Vee: Access denied.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: BLASPHEMY! HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE AFFECTIONATE, BELOVED, CARING, ETC. TEE-VEE!

Ogel: YAZIZIZIZIZI- But he's- IZIZIZIZIZIZ- just- AZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZ- a television.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: Sinner! Now go to the prison.

Ogel willingly complies. Amset-Ra and Pythor enter.

Amset-Ra: Man, that was some harsh punishment you gave Ogel.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: It must be done. No one insults the amazing, beautiful, courageous, etc. Tee-Vee.

Pythor: You sssssound jussssst like Sssssir Fangar, excccccept more annoying.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: Me? Annoying? Hmph! I'm about as annoying as an orange on a TV show!

Tee-Vee: Query?

Amset-Ra: You don't make any sense.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: Neither do you.

Frenzy: (from the cafeteria) Our next ingredient is a generous portion of SIR PONDAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pythor: Nnnnnooooooooo!

Pythor races for the cafeteria as fast as he can go, which isn't very fast at all.

The Battle!Edit

Mantizoid

Mantizoid - He's STILL here?

Tee-Vee

Tee-Vee - I have no words. He's finally here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

File:Terry (Buggoid).jpg

Grundal: Pharaoh's... Pyr'mid... Welcome to the place of fights... once you

pass... by its security... You... can never... escape...

Invizable: In other words, welcome to Invizable's ROXX ARENA!

Amset-Ra: Oh, please! What changes names more, Sam Sinister, or this pyramid? First it's Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid, then it's Amset-Ra's Rubiks Cube of Doom, then it's Amset-Ra's Rubiks Pyramid, then it's-

Scorm

Scorm - Stand up for what you believe in, even if that's kidnapping powerful animals and stealing an entire civillization's life source!

Invizable: Invizable's ROXX ARENA! Go ahead and announce the fighters, Grundal!

Grundal: In the first Pyramid Corner, the voters voted in... A Mantizoid with energy blades.

Jerry: And Jerry was his name-o!

Grundal: In the second Pyramid Corner, the voters voted in... A walking television, and a Mantizoid with energy blades.

Tee-Vee: All systems go. Command: Grovel.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: Go Tee-Vee!

Grundal: In the third Pyramid Corner, the voters voted in... An annoying bug named Terry, a walking television, and a Mantizoid with energy blades.

Terry: Jerry, I don't wan't to fight you.

Jerry: Me, neither. Let's be a team and fight Tee-Vee and Scorm!

Terry: Yeah!

Grundal: In the fourth Pyramid Corner, the voters voted in... A CHI-powered scorpion, an annoying bug named Terry, a walking television, and a Mantizoid with energy blades.

Scorm: Beware the wrath of the Scorpion Stinger!

Invizable: And here's-

Grundal: In the fifth Pyramid Corner, the voters voted in... THE MARTIAN... ALIEN... QUEEEEEN! A CHI-powered scorpion, an annoying bug named-

Invizable: Okay, that's enough.

Alien Queen: I was NOT voted in today, and pronounce my real name.

Invizable: Uh... Hyper Crutches?

Alien Queen: Zap him, Priest.

ZAP!

Invizable: YAZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZ! Not cool, dude!

Alien Queen: Thank you. I am not classified as "dude." Anyway, the awards. The Minifigure of the Week is... Skull Basher!

Skull Basher: Must... defeat... Onua...Thanks... for... prize...

Alien Queen: The User of the Week is Akamichi, for making a triumphant return!

Sensei Akamichi: That's Sensei Akamichi, my queen.

Grundal: We... three predictors of Amset-Ra's match...

Ronin: Jerry rrrrrrrreally has a chance of winning this match!

Morro: No way. Scorm will win... or else.

Axel: No guys. Terry will win, because he made it to Round 3 last season!

Morro: And then I crushed him.

Ronin: And then Kai crrrrrrrushed you.

Axel: I'm stil going with Terry.

Morro: MORROOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Axel: On second thought, Scorm will win. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORROM

Morro: That's better.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: Tee-Vee! Go Tee-Vee!

Audience: TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE!

Spotlights shine down on the fighters, but then they all turn to Tee-Vee.

Invizable: Who rigged the spotlights?!

Terabyte: Hey, don't look at me! Technically, I didn't do it!

Amset-Ra: CORONA MK. IV ULTRA BLAST!

Insert Corona sound effect here

Amset-Ra: Much better. Grundal, start us off.

Grundal: Start... the fight... and bring... your gear... Dinner bells are ringing...

DING DING DING!

Tee-Vee: Boot agent_chases_vacation_slide_show.exe.

Terry and Jerry: Zzzzz...

Scorm: What? He didn't even play it yet! Oh, well. Construct!

CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK

Tee-Vee: Creation = Scorpion Stinger. Initiate Morph!

Jerry: Energy Blades!

Invizable: As Tee-Vee was morphing into his Deep Freeze form, Jerry struck with his energy blades!

Priest of the Tee-Vee: No!

Zap!

Jerry: YAZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZ! End transmission!

click

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click

Amset-Ra: And don't do that again!

Jerry: Okay.

Scorm: Beware!

WHOOSH! BZZZZZZNNNN!

Terry: I've... been... stung...

Jerry: No! Terry!

Invizable: Scorm shot Terry with his vehicle's stinger! He might be down!

Grundal: No, he isn't, I don't think so, Falalalala, lalalala.

Tee-Vee: Initiate Kung Fu!

Jerry: What?!

Chop!

Jerry:You missed! Take this!

Whooshwhooshwooshwhoosh Bzzzzzt!

Tee-Vee: BZZT BZZT BZZT!

Invizable: Thanks to Jerry's energy blades, Tee-Vee is short-circuiting!

Mary: Go Tee-Vee!

An average green Buggoid named Gary stares at her.

Mary: Um, I mean, Go Terry and Jerry!

Terry: I'm back! Take this, Scorm!

Pew pew pew!

Scorm: That ain't did nothin'! Now have some of this!

Pinch!

Terry: Jerry! Help!

Jerry: Take this, Scorm!

Whoosh crack!

Jerry: Hi, Larry!

Larry: Hi, Jerry!

Invizable: Jerry cracked an egg, which revealed a larva named Larry. Another rhyming name to go with the rest of them.

Larry: Is my presence distracting you? Is it? Is it?!

Scorm: BUZZ OFF!

Pinch!

Jerry: Nooooo!

Terry: And now to finish you off, Tee-Vee!

Tee-Vee: Status: Recovered. Initiate Morph.

Invizable: Tee-Vee is changing back to his original form.

Scorm: An' now I'll huff, an' I'll puff, an' I'll bash yer screen in!

Big Bad Wolf: ...

Tee-Vee: Boot pendulum.exe.

Terry: Hey Queen! Can you help me?

Alien Queen: Help a bug? Of course not! Also, I can't interfere.

Terry: Oh.

Tee-Vee: Error 404. File not found. Boot old_fashioned_tv_western.exe.

Terry and Jerry: Must... watch... TV!

Invizable: Tee-Vee is playing a TV western! I wonder which one it- oh. It's Emmet using a glider to escape from a Robo SWAT on a horse.

Tee-Vee: Initiate Shock.

ZAP!

Terry and Jerry: YAZIZIZIZIZIZIZ!

Scorm: Heheheh.

Whoosh bzzznnnn!

Scorm: WHAT?! I only made Tee-Vee hyper!

Tee-Vee: Boot electric_shock_designed_specifically_to_deconstruct_giant_scorpions.exe

Zap!

Scorm: Hey? Where did my scorpion go?

Tee-Vee: Boot the_awesome_move_Jek_14_used_on_the_Emperor_during_The_Yoda_Chronicles.exe.

VOOOOOORRRRRRRMMMMMMMM!

Terry: Noooooooooo!

Scorm: I hope this doesn't happen to us agaaaaaaiiiiiinnnn!

Jerry: There goes my winning streeeeeeeaaaaaaakkk!

Grundal: Tee-Vee is the epic winner, falalalala, lalalala!

Invizable: Using a powerful Force move, Tee-Vee threw all three of his opponents out of the ring! This is Invizable, signing of from Invizable's ROXX ARENA!

After The BattleEdit

Amset-Ra is walking down the hall when he comes across Darth Sidious.

Amset-Ra: Have you seen the Priest of the Tee-Vee?

Darth Sidious: He, uh, he went into Davy Jones', I mean, Tee-Vee's locker room. He said he didn't want to be disturbed.

Amset-Ra: Thanks.

Darth Sidious walks away.

Amset-Ra: I sense a plot twist comimg soon.

End Transmission

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