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This page is what you least expect it to be... It's a battle! With two aliens! In Round 2!
Season 2, Round 2, Battle 3 (64th battle overall)
Written by NexoByte on October 7, 2015
The Announcer

Invizable
The Referee

Invizable
The Predictor

Invizable, Invizable, and, uh, Invizable.
The Red Corner
Mantizoid
Mantizoid
No one will believe me if I tell them the Hive Crawler, the greatest Selvan Insectoid vehicle in history, is driven by an average joe named Jerry.

Rank 16; 2-0
Nominated by NexoByte
The Green Corner



Nominated by
The Yellow Corner



Nominated by
The Blue Corner
Frenzy
Frenzy
We can safely assume he's distantly related to the insectoids... sorta.

Rank 18; 2-1
Nominated by NexoByte

Before the Battle

Amset-Ra is looking at some of his diary entries.

Diary: Dear Diary, Ogel has served his max-security sarcophagus term, so I let him out. As Ogel freely walked through the halls, Dad saw him, and asked me what he was doing out of jail. When I told him that he had served his term, he Corona'd him back to jail. Go figure. P.S. He locked Ogel's sarcophagus with the Re-Gou Ruby.

Amset-Ra looks at another entry.

Diary: Dear Diary, Axel went fishing with his buddies from the Atlantis Dive Team, and they caught A. A Tiger Shark, B. an Angler Fish, or C. a plain old fish. You have 15 seconds to answer. Fifteen seconds later, the answer is B. "What?" you ask. "They can't catch anything that deep!" Well, they caught a freshwater angler fish, and you rant over the impossibility of that happening. So they donated the angler to me, and I have some plans for it...

Amset-Ra starts writing a new entry.

Diary: Dear Diary, I saw Palpatine in the hall today. He went into Tee-Vee's locker room and started going through lockers. I was amazed. I was even more amazed when he pulled out a priest's cloak. I know what you're thinking. You're right, Palpatine was the Priest of the Tee-Vee! I'm not going into details, but let's just say that Palpatine is "visiting" Ogel. Oh, and I met the amazing, benevolent, cherished, etc. Tee-Vee. In his robot speech, he told me that he had no idea that he had a priest. Go figure. Again.

Amset-Ra: And now to play LEGO Dimensions.

The Battle

Invizable: Welcome to Invizable's Fighting Cube! I am the third minifigure to take over the Fighting Pyramid, uh, Cube.

Pharaoh Hotep: Congratulations for joining the Takeover Club!

Terabyte begins raining confetti everywhere.

Invizable: Iiiin the Red Corner, get ready to put up a fight, 'cause the bearer of the Energy Blades is the one and only MAAAAANTIZOOOOIIIIID!

Jerry: I'm here to avenge Terry and Mary! Fear me!

Invizable: Iiiin the Blue Corner, it's Frenzy.

Frenzy: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How come I don't get a fancy INTRODUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Invizable: Because. Award time! The User of the Week is BubbleBomber for finally updating the Fighter Pages, and the Minifigure of the Week is my boss AntiMatter! Prediction time! Frenzy is a joke, so I'm voting for Jerry! Fight!

Jerry: Are you ready to lose, Frenzy? (Please say yes!)

Frenzy: I don't know the meaning of the WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frenzy Fans (including Commandosaur): You tell him, Frenzy!

Frenzy: No, really. Is it a verb or something?

Jerry: Finally. He didn't use an overexclamatory burst. Anyway, less yakkin', more attackin'! Energy Blades!

Zapzapzap!

Frenzy: That TICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here, have some ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry: Ice cream? Why, I'd do anything for-

Splat!

Jerry: -ice cream...

Frenzy: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The distraction WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With little EFFORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Invizable: Frenzy... threw an ice cream... at Jerry?

Jerry: You can't beat me that easily. Construct!

Clickclickclickclickclick!

Jerry: Behold! The Hive Crawler! Now are you afraid?

Frenzy: Of course NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not when I have Brick Daddy's LUNAR LIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brick Daddy: Hey, slim-o! Give back my limo!

Frenzy: MISSILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FWOOSH!

Jerry: Larva Launch!

Woosh woosh!

KABOOM Hiss......

Invizable: Frenzy fired a missile at the incoming eggs and destroyed them.

Jerry: Now you've done it. Venom Guns!

Frenzy: MISSILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FWOOSH! Zarkzark! KABOOM!!!

Frenzy: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Invizable: Frenzy fired another missile, but the venom gums of the Hive Crawler blew it up in his face.

Brick Daddy: Jawson! Craniac! Take down this maniac!

Invizable: No outsiders are allowed! On second thought, this is my Fighting Cube, so let's allow outsiders!

Jawson: This is gonna be JAWSOME!

Craniac: Sure, Pohatu beat me earlier this season, but who cares anymore?

Invizable: The two Black Hole Gang members are flying their ships into the ring!

Jerry: ...This is just great.

Frenzy: Attack his WEAK SPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Craniac: With pleasure!

Jawson: JAWSOME!

FWOOSH FWOOSH Ratatatatatatata CHING CHING CHING!

Jerry: Oh... boy...

KA-BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Invizable: Wow. Even the sound effects are Frenzy'd. Anyway, Frenzy wins!

Professor Hydron: Pause! Jerry, how could you have fought this fight better?

Jerry: If even the Hive Crawler wasn't enough, I might as well steal the Alien Queen's-

Alien Queen: DON'T. YOU. DARE.

Jerry: Um, on second thought, I could win with an MOC. Also, I lost because no one would believe me if I said I lost to a television.

Professor Hydron: Well, you already did lose to Tee-Vee earlier this season.

Jerry: And so did Terry.

Frenzy: Now I get to fight a ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And a ZAPPY ZAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amset-Ra: Or not. CORONA!

Bzzzzznnnnn...

Frenzy: Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was SPICY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amset-Ra: End. Transmission. NOW.

After the Battle (Or, should we say, In the Past...)

Amset-Ra: What?! Why was I sent to the past, and not the past me? Oh, this getting confusing...

???: Perhaps we can help.

Amset-Ra: What? Who are you?

???: We are the TARDIS.

Amset-Ra: You mean the one from Doctor Who?

???: No, we are the TARDIS, the Truly Annoying Rogues Doing Insane Stuff.

Amset-Ra: Are you insane?

???: Yes, we are.

Amset-R: So, TARDIS, how do I get back to the present?

???: Give us all the Aeroblades, and then we'll talk.

Amset-Ra: What?! They won't be released for about another eight months!

???: Have someone send them back in time to you.

Amset-Ra: How can that be arranged?

???: Only the doctor can do that.

Amset-Ra: Doctor who?

???: You will know soon enough. We shall contact him right away.

End Transmission.

The Winner
Frenzy
Frenzy
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