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This page is what you least expect it to be... It's a battle! With two aliens! In Round 2! |
Season 2, Round 2, Battle 3 (64th battle overall) |
Written by NexoByte on October 7, 2015 |
Invizable |
Invizable |
Invizable, Invizable, and, uh, Invizable. |
Mantizoid No one will believe me if I tell them the Hive Crawler, the greatest Selvan Insectoid vehicle in history, is driven by an average joe named Jerry. |
Nominated by NexoByte |
Nominated by |
Nominated by |
Frenzy We can safely assume he's distantly related to the insectoids... sorta. |
Nominated by NexoByte |
Before the Battle
Amset-Ra is looking at some of his diary entries.
Diary: Dear Diary, Ogel has served his max-security sarcophagus term, so I let him out. As Ogel freely walked through the halls, Dad saw him, and asked me what he was doing out of jail. When I told him that he had served his term, he Corona'd him back to jail. Go figure. P.S. He locked Ogel's sarcophagus with the Re-Gou Ruby.
Amset-Ra looks at another entry.
Diary: Dear Diary, Axel went fishing with his buddies from the Atlantis Dive Team, and they caught A. A Tiger Shark, B. an Angler Fish, or C. a plain old fish. You have 15 seconds to answer. Fifteen seconds later, the answer is B. "What?" you ask. "They can't catch anything that deep!" Well, they caught a freshwater angler fish, and you rant over the impossibility of that happening. So they donated the angler to me, and I have some plans for it...
Amset-Ra starts writing a new entry.
Diary: Dear Diary, I saw Palpatine in the hall today. He went into Tee-Vee's locker room and started going through lockers. I was amazed. I was even more amazed when he pulled out a priest's cloak. I know what you're thinking. You're right, Palpatine was the Priest of the Tee-Vee! I'm not going into details, but let's just say that Palpatine is "visiting" Ogel. Oh, and I met the amazing, benevolent, cherished, etc. Tee-Vee. In his robot speech, he told me that he had no idea that he had a priest. Go figure. Again.
Amset-Ra: And now to play LEGO Dimensions.
The Battle
Invizable: Welcome to Invizable's Fighting Cube! I am the third minifigure to take over the Fighting Pyramid, uh, Cube.
Pharaoh Hotep: Congratulations for joining the Takeover Club!
Terabyte begins raining confetti everywhere.
Invizable: Iiiin the Red Corner, get ready to put up a fight, 'cause the bearer of the Energy Blades is the one and only MAAAAANTIZOOOOIIIIID!
Jerry: I'm here to avenge Terry and Mary! Fear me!
Invizable: Iiiin the Blue Corner, it's Frenzy.
Frenzy: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How come I don't get a fancy INTRODUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Invizable: Because. Award time! The User of the Week is BubbleBomber for finally updating the Fighter Pages, and the Minifigure of the Week is my boss AntiMatter! Prediction time! Frenzy is a joke, so I'm voting for Jerry! Fight!
Jerry: Are you ready to lose, Frenzy? (Please say yes!)
Frenzy: I don't know the meaning of the WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frenzy Fans (including Commandosaur): You tell him, Frenzy!
Frenzy: No, really. Is it a verb or something?
Jerry: Finally. He didn't use an overexclamatory burst. Anyway, less yakkin', more attackin'! Energy Blades!
Zapzapzap!
Frenzy: That TICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here, have some ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry: Ice cream? Why, I'd do anything for-
Splat!
Jerry: -ice cream...
Frenzy: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The distraction WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With little EFFORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Invizable: Frenzy... threw an ice cream... at Jerry?
Jerry: You can't beat me that easily. Construct!
Clickclickclickclickclick!
Jerry: Behold! The Hive Crawler! Now are you afraid?
Frenzy: Of course NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not when I have Brick Daddy's LUNAR LIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brick Daddy: Hey, slim-o! Give back my limo!
Frenzy: MISSILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FWOOSH!
Jerry: Larva Launch!
Woosh woosh!
KABOOM Hiss......
Invizable: Frenzy fired a missile at the incoming eggs and destroyed them.
Jerry: Now you've done it. Venom Guns!
Frenzy: MISSILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FWOOSH! Zarkzark! KABOOM!!!
Frenzy: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Invizable: Frenzy fired another missile, but the venom gums of the Hive Crawler blew it up in his face.
Brick Daddy: Jawson! Craniac! Take down this maniac!
Invizable: No outsiders are allowed! On second thought, this is my Fighting Cube, so let's allow outsiders!
Jawson: This is gonna be JAWSOME!
Craniac: Sure, Pohatu beat me earlier this season, but who cares anymore?
Invizable: The two Black Hole Gang members are flying their ships into the ring!
Jerry: ...This is just great.
Frenzy: Attack his WEAK SPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Craniac: With pleasure!
Jawson: JAWSOME!
FWOOSH FWOOSH Ratatatatatatata CHING CHING CHING!
Jerry: Oh... boy...
KA-BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Invizable: Wow. Even the sound effects are Frenzy'd. Anyway, Frenzy wins!
Professor Hydron: Pause! Jerry, how could you have fought this fight better?
Jerry: If even the Hive Crawler wasn't enough, I might as well steal the Alien Queen's-
Alien Queen: DON'T. YOU. DARE.
Jerry: Um, on second thought, I could win with an MOC. Also, I lost because no one would believe me if I said I lost to a television.
Professor Hydron: Well, you already did lose to Tee-Vee earlier this season.
Jerry: And so did Terry.
Frenzy: Now I get to fight a ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And a ZAPPY ZAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amset-Ra: Or not. CORONA!
Bzzzzznnnnn...
Frenzy: Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was SPICY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amset-Ra: End. Transmission. NOW.
After the Battle (Or, should we say, In the Past...)
Amset-Ra: What?! Why was I sent to the past, and not the past me? Oh, this getting confusing...
???: Perhaps we can help.
Amset-Ra: What? Who are you?
???: We are the TARDIS.
Amset-Ra: You mean the one from Doctor Who?
???: No, we are the TARDIS, the Truly Annoying Rogues Doing Insane Stuff.
Amset-Ra: Are you insane?
???: Yes, we are.
Amset-R: So, TARDIS, how do I get back to the present?
???: Give us all the Aeroblades, and then we'll talk.
Amset-Ra: What?! They won't be released for about another eight months!
???: Have someone send them back in time to you.
Amset-Ra: How can that be arranged?
???: Only the doctor can do that.
Amset-Ra: Doctor who?
???: You will know soon enough. We shall contact him right away.
End Transmission.
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Season 2 Battles | |
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Round 1 | First Half: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 Second Half: 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 |
Round 2 | First Half: 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 Second Half: 39 | 40 | 41 |
Round 3 | First Half: 22 Second Half: 42 |
Championship | 43 |