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This page is what you least expect it to be... It's a battle! With two aliens! In Round 2!
Season 2, Round 2, Battle 3 (64th battle overall)
Written by NexoByte on October 7, 2015
The Announcer

The Referee

The Predictor

Invizable, Invizable, and, uh, Invizable.
The Red Corner
No one will believe me if I tell them the Hive Crawler, the greatest Selvan Insectoid vehicle in history, is driven by an average joe named Jerry.

Rank 16; 2-0
Nominated by NexoByte
The Green Corner

Nominated by
The Yellow Corner

Nominated by
The Blue Corner
We can safely assume he's distantly related to the insectoids... sorta.

Rank 18; 2-1
Nominated by NexoByte

Before the Battle

Amset-Ra is looking at some of his diary entries.

Diary: Dear Diary, Ogel has served his max-security sarcophagus term, so I let him out. As Ogel freely walked through the halls, Dad saw him, and asked me what he was doing out of jail. When I told him that he had served his term, he Corona'd him back to jail. Go figure. P.S. He locked Ogel's sarcophagus with the Re-Gou Ruby.

Amset-Ra looks at another entry.

Diary: Dear Diary, Axel went fishing with his buddies from the Atlantis Dive Team, and they caught A. A Tiger Shark, B. an Angler Fish, or C. a plain old fish. You have 15 seconds to answer. Fifteen seconds later, the answer is B. "What?" you ask. "They can't catch anything that deep!" Well, they caught a freshwater angler fish, and you rant over the impossibility of that happening. So they donated the angler to me, and I have some plans for it...

Amset-Ra starts writing a new entry.

Diary: Dear Diary, I saw Palpatine in the hall today. He went into Tee-Vee's locker room and started going through lockers. I was amazed. I was even more amazed when he pulled out a priest's cloak. I know what you're thinking. You're right, Palpatine was the Priest of the Tee-Vee! I'm not going into details, but let's just say that Palpatine is "visiting" Ogel. Oh, and I met the amazing, benevolent, cherished, etc. Tee-Vee. In his robot speech, he told me that he had no idea that he had a priest. Go figure. Again.

Amset-Ra: And now to play LEGO Dimensions.

The Battle

Invizable: Welcome to Invizable's Fighting Cube! I am the third minifigure to take over the Fighting Pyramid, uh, Cube.

Pharaoh Hotep: Congratulations for joining the Takeover Club!

Terabyte begins raining confetti everywhere.

Invizable: Iiiin the Red Corner, get ready to put up a fight, 'cause the bearer of the Energy Blades is the one and only MAAAAANTIZOOOOIIIIID!

Jerry: I'm here to avenge Terry and Mary! Fear me!

Invizable: Iiiin the Blue Corner, it's Frenzy.

Frenzy: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How come I don't get a fancy INTRODUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Invizable: Because. Award time! The User of the Week is BubbleBomber for finally updating the Fighter Pages, and the Minifigure of the Week is my boss AntiMatter! Prediction time! Frenzy is a joke, so I'm voting for Jerry! Fight!

Jerry: Are you ready to lose, Frenzy? (Please say yes!)

Frenzy: I don't know the meaning of the WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frenzy Fans (including Commandosaur): You tell him, Frenzy!

Frenzy: No, really. Is it a verb or something?

Jerry: Finally. He didn't use an overexclamatory burst. Anyway, less yakkin', more attackin'! Energy Blades!


Frenzy: That TICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here, have some ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry: Ice cream? Why, I'd do anything for-


Jerry: -ice cream...

Frenzy: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The distraction WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With little EFFORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Invizable: Frenzy... threw an ice cream... at Jerry?

Jerry: You can't beat me that easily. Construct!


Jerry: Behold! The Hive Crawler! Now are you afraid?

Frenzy: Of course NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not when I have Brick Daddy's LUNAR LIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brick Daddy: Hey, slim-o! Give back my limo!

Frenzy: MISSILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jerry: Larva Launch!

Woosh woosh!

KABOOM Hiss......

Invizable: Frenzy fired a missile at the incoming eggs and destroyed them.

Jerry: Now you've done it. Venom Guns!

Frenzy: MISSILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FWOOSH! Zarkzark! KABOOM!!!

Frenzy: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Invizable: Frenzy fired another missile, but the venom gums of the Hive Crawler blew it up in his face.

Brick Daddy: Jawson! Craniac! Take down this maniac!

Invizable: No outsiders are allowed! On second thought, this is my Fighting Cube, so let's allow outsiders!

Jawson: This is gonna be JAWSOME!

Craniac: Sure, Pohatu beat me earlier this season, but who cares anymore?

Invizable: The two Black Hole Gang members are flying their ships into the ring!

Jerry: ...This is just great.

Frenzy: Attack his WEAK SPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Craniac: With pleasure!

Jawson: JAWSOME!


Jerry: Oh... boy...


Invizable: Wow. Even the sound effects are Frenzy'd. Anyway, Frenzy wins!

Professor Hydron: Pause! Jerry, how could you have fought this fight better?

Jerry: If even the Hive Crawler wasn't enough, I might as well steal the Alien Queen's-

Alien Queen: DON'T. YOU. DARE.

Jerry: Um, on second thought, I could win with an MOC. Also, I lost because no one would believe me if I said I lost to a television.

Professor Hydron: Well, you already did lose to Tee-Vee earlier this season.

Jerry: And so did Terry.

Frenzy: Now I get to fight a ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And a ZAPPY ZAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amset-Ra: Or not. CORONA!


Frenzy: Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was SPICY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amset-Ra: End. Transmission. NOW.

After the Battle (Or, should we say, In the Past...)

Amset-Ra: What?! Why was I sent to the past, and not the past me? Oh, this getting confusing...

???: Perhaps we can help.

Amset-Ra: What? Who are you?

???: We are the TARDIS.

Amset-Ra: You mean the one from Doctor Who?

???: No, we are the TARDIS, the Truly Annoying Rogues Doing Insane Stuff.

Amset-Ra: Are you insane?

???: Yes, we are.

Amset-R: So, TARDIS, how do I get back to the present?

???: Give us all the Aeroblades, and then we'll talk.

Amset-Ra: What?! They won't be released for about another eight months!

???: Have someone send them back in time to you.

Amset-Ra: How can that be arranged?

???: Only the doctor can do that.

Amset-Ra: Doctor who?

???: You will know soon enough. We shall contact him right away.

End Transmission.

The Winner
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