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Benny vs. AntiMatter - First Half


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BubbleBomber (Second Prize)[]

Amset-Ra: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Fiery Pyramid! This is the first Darth Maul's cloak of the first season here, and I am so insane! 49 of 2014's fighters are-

Dr. Inferno: Um, Amset-Ra?

Amset-Ra: What is it?

Dr. Inferno: Gold Tooth is a rotten minifigure.

Amset-Ra: …Oh.

Dr. Inferno: In the pink corner is everyone's favorite 1980-something Sir Fangar's staff, Benny!

Amset-Ra: Hey Ogel, I have a feeling I know what he's about to say.

Ogel: Me too.

Benny: Spaceship spaceship WARG!!!

Amset-Ra and Ogel: I KNEW IT!

Dr. Inferno: So you read Professor Hale's latest peculiar story?

Amset-Ra: Nah.

Benny: I tossed it, and I can't believe that-

Axel Storm: DON'T SAY IT!

Benny: -did it.

Axel Storm: Phew!

Amset-Ra: Get on with it, Master Chen!

Dr. Inferno: I WAS NOT CREATED IN A HERO Blacktron dude! In the blue corner-

Faint!

AntiMatter: DID YOU KNOW THAT I CREATED THE POLLUTONIM OF BLANKET?

Axel Storm: Um… You did?

AntiMatter: YES. BUT IT BACKFIRED AND IT LED TO A BEAUTIFUL CITY INSTEAD OF AN EVIL SPYRIUS DROID HEAD. BAN YOURSELF, ASTRO BOY!

Benny: Yeah! I watched that AntiMatter's diabolical Portal Hideout thingy and it was-

Amset-Ra: On with it, Surge!

Dr. Inferno: …Ugh. Axel?

Axel Storm: AntiMatter for sure!

AntiMatter: AN EXCELLENT CHOICE, SCEPTRE OF THE TARDIS. NOW JOIN ME IN THE FIGHT AGAINST THIS UNHAPPY LOSER.

Axel Storm: No way! I'm not interfering.

AntiMatter: THEN BECOME CLOUDY WITH THE PORTAL.

WWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHH!!!

Axel Storm: WHHOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Poof!

Amset-Ra: Now, Evo!

Dr. Inferno: …Ugh. Ogel?

Ogel: Hide.

RING RING RING!

Helena Skvalling: Hello?

Amset-Ra: What was the deal with the $390, Rocka?

Dr. Inferno: …Ugh. Dunno.

Benny should probably ban himself because he doesn't want to go to an evil
Spyrius Droid head.

Commandosaur (First Prize)[]

Amset-Ra: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Open Pyramid! This is the first Wyldstyle's magical hair of the first season here, and I am so observant! 3.14 of 2014's fighters are-

Dr. Inferno: Um, Amset-Ra?

Amset-Ra: What is it?

Dr. Inferno: Alien is an ocular minifigure.

Amset-Ra: …Oh.

Dr. Inferno: In the orange corner is everyone's favorite 1980-something energy crystal, Benny!

Amset-Ra: Hey Ogel, I have a feeling I know what he's about to say.

Ogel: Me too.

Benny: Spaceship spaceship USELESS SPACE ROCK!!!

Amset-Ra and Ogel: I KNEW IT!

Dr. Inferno: So you read Professor Hale's latest obligatory story?

Amset-Ra: Nah.

Benny: I hated it, and I can't believe that-

Axel Storm: DON'T SAY IT!

Benny: -did it.

Axel Storm: Phew!

Amset-Ra: Get on with it, Dr. Inferno!

Dr. Inferno: I WAS NOT CREATED IN A HERO AMSET-RA'S SUPER CROWN! In the blue corner-

Faint!

AntiMatter: DID YOU KNOW THAT I CREATED THE MINIFIGURE OF THE WEEK AWARD OF THAT COFFEE CUP FROM MARS?

Axel Storm: Um… You did?

AntiMatter: YES. BUT IT BACKFIRED AND IT LED TO A BEAUTIFUL CITY INSTEAD OF MY OTHER COFFEE CUP FROM THE ROCK WRECKER. DANCE YOURSELF, ASTRO BOY!

Benny: Yeah! I watched that Hypogirtis' Mothership and it was-

Amset-Ra: On with it, Surge!

Dr. Inferno: …Ugh. Axel?

Axel Storm: AntiMatter for sure!

AntiMatter: AN EXCELLENT CHOICE, BOOK OF WHY-DO-YOU-MAKE-US-THINK-OF-SO-MANY-NOUNS. NOW JOIN ME IN THE FIGHT AGAINST THIS OBJECTIONABLE LOSER.

Axel Storm: No way! I'm not interfering.

AntiMatter: THEN BECOME OLD WITH THE PORTAL.

WWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHH!!!

Axel Storm: WHHOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Poof!

Amset-Ra: Now, Evo!

Dr. Inferno: …Ugh. Ogel?

Ogel: Run.

RING RING RING!

Helena Skvalling: Hello?

Amset-Ra: What was the deal with the old screw that was once part of Tee-Vee, Rocka?

Dr. Inferno: …Ugh. Dunno.

No one wants to become old with the portal.
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