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This is 95% battle and 5% sitcom. WOOHOO! It's a hybrid!
Season 3, Round 1, Battle 26 (112th battle overall)
Written by Nexobyte on January 30, 2017
The Announcer

Wyldstyle
The Referee

Tee-Vee
The Predictor

Cloud of Monstrox
The Red Corner
K-2SO
K-2SO
He's here to overthrow C-3PO as the regional human-cyborg relations!

Rank 23; 2-0
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin
The Green Corner



Nominated by
The Yellow Corner



Nominated by
The Blue Corner
Polka Dot Man
Polka Dot Man
Lotsa dots...

New
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin

This is 95% battle and 5% sitcom. WOOHOO! It's a hybrid!

The Announcer: Wyldstyle

The Referee: Tee-Vee

The Predictor: Cloud of Monstrox

The Battle

Wyldstyle: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid! It's the only place in the world that allows you to set up a vending station in the middle of the arena!

Amset-Ra: What kind of place is this, anyway? I never made that idea.

Wyldstyle: I thought it had a nice ring to it.

Amset-Ra: And now look what's happened! You just made Frenzy set up shop here! He's holding an auction for your hair!

Wyldstyle: What?!

Frenzy: $22.95, $22.95. Going once, going twice-

Sam Sinister: $25!

Agent Trace: And a half!

Wyldstyle: That's cheap. Mine usually costs $75.

Amset-Ra: You probably should have waited until eBrick discounted it to $66.

Wyldstyle: That's my unlucky number. It reminds me of Emperor Palpatine.

Amset-Ra: Argh! The trap doors are jammed! Now I can't get rid of Frenzy. Well, let's just go ahead and start the battle.

Wyldstyle: Right-o!

Amset-Ra: Oh, and I sold Ogel to Frenzy for two cents. He'll be auctioned soon.

Ogel: This is no way to treat the world's best scientific mastermind!

Frenzy: But Dr. Inferno is the world's best scientific mastermind!

Ogel: Not on my watch!

Amset-Ra: He'll be fine.

Wyldstyle: So who's our new predictor?

Cloud of Monstrox: Tally ho, old bean! It is I, the magnificent Cloud of Monstrox! I used to be a fiendishly dangerous book. Actually, twelve of them. But I am now a graceful cloud, with Jestro as my humble servant. Today, I have the glorious honor of being today's predictor.

Jestro: Can I come out now?

CoM: I must deny that. You know, you should count it a priviledge to hide inside my wonderful form. Now then, Miss Wyldstyle, would you like to start?

Wyldstyle: Right! In the Red Corner, the amazing rebel droid from the Rogue One movie, K-2SO!

K-2SO: Prepare to be annihilated.

Wyldstyle: In the Blue Corner, the master of dots and spots, Polka Dot Man!

Polka Dot Man: You, droid, have been spotted by me, the great Polka Dot Man. You shall be eliminated just as quickly.

CoM: May I humbly suggest that this fighter be removed due to uttering a bad pun?

Amset-Ra: I wish, but sorry. The show must go on. Anyway, why don't you predict.

CoM: With pleasure! Our fighters today are the rebel droid K-2SO and the villain from the yet-to-be-released LEGO Batman Movie. I believe that K-2SO can use physical attacks, while Polka Dot Man can attack by using the various dots on his costume. A rather flimsy method, I must add. Being a droid, K-2SO must be suseptible to electric attacks, of which Polka Dot Man has none. Therefore I must conclude that Polka Dot Man will win this skirmish.

Amset-Ra: Zzz- wha? Oh, good prediction. Tee-Vee, won't you start us off?

Priest of the Tee-Vee: You haven't learned your lesson, have you? O Tee-Vee, I beseech you to start this battle!

Tee-Vee: Battle:start.

Polka Dot Man: How a rebel droid got so far is beyond me, but this ends here! Red Dot!

Rrrrip!

Amset-Ra: I see London, I see France...

Polka Dot Man: ARGH! Nobody look!

Amset-Ra: Pfffff ahahahahaha! That's rich! George, did you get that on camera?

Flying Mummy Cameraman: Got it!

Wyldstyle: I guess we can say that Polka Dot Man has been spotted changing costumes in plain sight!

Polka Dot Man: Alright, I have my new costume on!

Professor Hydron: PAUSE MATCH! Polka, how did that happen?

Polka Dot Man: That was not one of my battle dots. It was sewn onto my costume, which was only a bedsheet! And fortunately, I was only wearing a business suit under my costume. That pharaoh of yours saw nothing.

Professor Hydron: Amset-Ra, is this true?

Amset-Ra: Sure, sure.

Professor Hydron: RESUME MATCH!

K-2SO: Start up rocket hands.

Woosh woosh!

Polka Dot Man: Fist Dots!

Toss toss toss! POW POW!

K-2SO: That method should be impossible.

Polka Dot Man: But it's not, droid, so put up with it. I guess you could say that my one-two punch has disarmed you!

Amset-Ra: Enough with the puns already!

Polka Dot Man: Sorry. (Or am I?)

Wyldstyle: To my surprise, K-2SO fired his hands like rockets, but Polka threw several dots which punched the hands, destroying them.

K-2SO: Alerting Rebellion.

Polka Dot Man: NO! Bubble Dot!

Woosh! Poof!

Polka Dot Man: Now that I have encased you in a capsule, I shall finish you off the way AntiMatter would. You're gonna dig this hole!

Woosh!

K-2SO: This is unacceptabllllllleee...

Close!

Tee-Vee: Winner = Polka Dot Man.

Polka Dot Man: Now that's how we connect the dots!

Amset-Ra: You should be lucky you beat your opponent when you did. That pun would have disqualified you.

Wyldstyle: To wrap up this match, Polka trapped K-2SO in a capsule and used a black dot to create a portal-like hole to transport K-2SO somewhere else. Wonder where he went?

Meanwhile, on the Yellow Brick Road...

Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Woodsman, and Cowardly Lion: Oooooooh we're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz!

K-2SO: I would prefer that you stop treating this capsule like a circus ball.

Cowardly Lion: Wow, this gumdrop machine can speak?! Cool!!!

Scarecrow: Meheheheh! Which one of you is Batman? I wanna use my new fear gas!

Cowardly Lion: I'm already a scaredy-cat as it is. I don't need help from you!

Tin Woodman: I'm not made of tin. Actually, I'm much more valuable than that, being made of gold with a silver coating.

Dorothy: I'm selling you on eBrick.

K-2SO: Do end the transmission.

The Winner
Polka Dot Man
Polka Dot Man
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