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This is the eighth battle in Season 1.
Season 1, Round 1, Battle 8
Written by NexoByte
The Announcer

Sir Fangar
The Referee

Pythor
The Predictor

Axel
The Red Corner
Jek-14
Jek-14
He is ready to fight for anything, even donuts.

Rank 5; 0-0-1
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin
The Green Corner
Battle Mech
Battle Mech
I'm not sure if "Mech" really describes him. I mean, who drives him?

Rank 5; 0-0-1
Nominated by Commandosaur
The Yellow Corner
Crystal King
Crystal King
Is he a king or just another Rock Monster?

New
Nominated by Commandosaur
The Blue Corner
Clutch Powers
Clutch Powers
Clutch Powers - The world's most famous explorer may also be the world's most famous fighter... second to me, of course.

New
Nominated by NexoByte

The Battle

Sir Fangar: Welcome to Amset-Ra's gloooooorious-

Amset-Ra: (Oh, not this guy again.)

Sir Fangar: Fighting Pyramid. Today we're having another gloooooorious-

Amset-Ra: You are so out of here. Corona!

BZZZZZZNNNNNN...

Sizzle...

Amset-Ra: As for you, Pythor, I want you to go to another room and sing "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth."

Pythor: Fine.

Pythor leaves.

Invizable: In the Red Corner is an awesome Sith clone, Jek-14!

Jek-14: I am ready to fight... FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY!!!

Superman: HEY! Stop stealing my catchphrase!

Invizable: In the Green Corner is an awesome Battle Mech!

Battle Mech: Targeting systems online. Router arfp not found.

Amset-Ra: Oh dear, we left it in India. Ogel, would you please get it?

Ogel: As you wish.

Amset-Ra: And don't touch the gong!

Invizable: In the Yellow Corner is an awesome Rock Monster, Crystal King!

Crystal King: GRAGH! Me smash puny humans and me win!

Invizable: Heh. In the Blue Corner is a guy too awesome for words, the world-famous explorer, say it with me...

Everyone: CLUTCH POWERS!

Clutch Powers: Heyyy!

Invizable: Uh... Amset-Ra?

Amset-Ra: Yes?

Invizable: Did the envelope containing the awards arrive?

Amset-Ra: It still hasn't come yet.

Invizable: Axel?

Axel: Well, I'm ruling out Clutch-

Everyone: WHAAAAAAAT?!

Axel: Because he has no known attacks. I'm going with Battle Mech.

Invizable: Excellent. Ferno?

Dr. Inferno: (I guess that's my nickname now.) FIGHT!

DING DING DING!

Battle Mech: Setting up defenses. Initiating Death From Above.

Clutch Powers: Whoa whoa whoa! Isn't it too early for that attack?

WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH!

Jek-14: Force Shove!

WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH!

BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM!

Battle Mech: Defenses terminated. Initiating Rocket Combo.

POW POW WHOOSH POW!

Invizable: Battle Mech has fired rockets at Jek-14, who repelled them back at him. Then Battle Mech punched Jek-14!

Clutch Powers: HEEEEELP!

Crystal King: Lookit! Me have Clutch in clutch! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Clutch Powers: ...Very funny.

Crystal King: Me throw rocks at robot!

Rock Monsters: AAAAHHHHH!

CLANG!

Battle Mech: Initiating Death From Above.

Jek-14: Deconstruct!

WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH!

KCILCKCILCKCILCKCILCKCILC...

BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM!

Crystal King: NOOOOOOOOooooo..!

Dr. Inferno: Crystal King is eliminated.

Invizable: Crystal King was just double-teamed by Jek-14 and Battle Mech's rockets!

Clutch Powers: Construct!

CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK...

Invizable: WHOOOOOAAAA! It's the CLS-89 Eradicator Mech from Galaxy Squad!

Clutch Powers: Prepare to be... ERADICATED!

WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH!!

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW!

KA-BOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Dr. Inferno: Battle Mech is eliminated.

Invizable: Battle Mech was just POUNDED by Clutch's mech! Uh... where's Jek-14!

Jek-14: Here!

Vorp!

Jek-14: Deconstruct!

KCILCKCILCKCILCKCILCKCILC...

Clutch Powers: Whooooaaaa!

Dr. Inferno: Ring-out! Jek-14 is the winner!

Punctuation Penguin: Clutch would have had a better chance if Jek-14 was not present.

Invizable: True.

In the other room...

Pythor: (singing) It'sss been ssso long sssinccce I could sssay "Sssissster Sssusssie sssitting on a thissstle"...

Amset-Ra: You're singing off key and off tempo.

Ogel: I'm back!

Amset-Ra: SO SOON?!

Ogel: Look what else I brought with me!

Amset-Ra: What?

GOOOOOONNNNNGGGGG!

Ogel: Um... End transmission...

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