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This is the fourth battle of Season 1. |
Season 1, Round 1, Battle 4 (4th battle overall) |
Written by NexoByte on January 17, 2015 |
Dr. Inferno |
TBD |
TBD |
Invizable I sure hope his invisibility doesn't make others think he has a ring-out. |
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin |
Cole This brave Ninja of Earth may have beaten Invizable in the TV series, but can he do it again? |
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin |
Alien Commander He's tall! He's weird! He's... I'm not sure what else to say about him. |
Nominated by Commandosaur |
Nominated by |
The Battle
Dr. Inferno: Welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid, taking place aboard Metalbeard's Sea Cow!
Metalbeard: With me permission, matey!
Dr. Inferno: Yup. Right now, Amset-Ra is at the Fighting Pyramid taking on Sting Rayzor (aka Axel). I'm proud to announce that this is our first official three-way match!
Metalbeard: Micro Managers spotted! Fire the cannons, mateys!
BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Metalbeard: THAR SHE BLOWS!
Benny: Where's the whale? And why can't they be striped?
Dr. Inferno: *shakes head in disbelief* In the red corner is the guy who isn't there, Inv... Invi... Oh come on! Vizzie!
Invizable: Vizzie? What a pathetic name. And I was always here.
Dr. Inferno: In the blu- I mean green corner is our brave ninja of earth, Cole!
Cole: I've beaten you once, Vizzie, and I'll do it again!
Invizable: Please! Stop calling me Vizzie!
Toxikita: At least I put up with Retox calling me Toxie all the time.
Retox: You do, Toxie?
Toxikita: Rrrrgh...
Dr. Inferno: In the yellow corner is an alien commander from Mars Mission who's tall enough to see above crowds... WELL DUH! Alien Commodore! I mean Commander!
Alien Commander: I like Commodore better. All set, Aliens?
Aliens: YES SIR!
Alien Commander: All right! Let's win this fight fair and square.
Dr. Inferno: Just a moment, Alien Commander. While Wyldstyle and Unikitty are fishing Lance out of the water, we need a new predictor and a new ref. I choose Chang Wu to be the predictor!
A few Dragon Fortress Guards clap. No one else does.
Jing Lee: HEY! You can't be a predictor!
Chang Wu: *smiling* Why not?
Jing Lee: Because... because you shot my father!
Chang Wu: Oh don't be silly, little girl! I shot him with a Nerf gun!
Jing Lee: WHAT?! Why?
Chang Wu: Because I was bored!
Jing Lee: ...I don't believe you.
Chang Wu: I don't believe you either.
Dr. Inferno: Would you get on with it already!
Chang Wu: Fine! Invizable has a great advantage because he can become invisible-
Invizable: I'm also a descendant of the Elemental Master of Light!
Dr. Inferno: *whispering to Chang Wu* He isn't really. He just likes to say he is. It makes him feel important.
Chang Wu: Oh. Cole can use Spinjitsu and his Scythe of Quakes-
Cole: Scythe of Quakes? I had forgotten I had that!
Sensei Garmadon: One must never forget his arsenal.
Cole: Yes, Sensei.
Chang Wu: Who knows what Alien Commander can do with his soldiers? I'm having a hard time with this one. Oh well, I'll go with Cole. He's a ninja.
Dr. Inferno: Punctuation Penguin, would you please come down to the arena?
Moments later, Punctuation Penguin arrives at the arena.
Punctuation Penguin: Isn't there a User of the Week award this week?
Dr. Inferno: I had completely forgotten! The User of the Week is Ninja of Fire, for being the user who isn't there.
Punctuation Penguin: He isn't here today.
Dr. Inferno: Just as I thought. The Minifigure of the Week is Sir Fangar.
Sir Fangar: *British accent* What a gloooooorious award!
Jake Raines: He's all guts and glory. No ram.
Professor Hale: Are you quoting from a pick-up truck advertisement?
Sir Fangar: GUTS AND GLOOOOOORIOUS RAM!
RAM!
Jake Raines: Whoooooooaaaa...
Splash!
Dr. Inferno: Pay no attention to them. You're here to start the battle.
Punctuation Penguin: What an honor! Ready? FIGHT!
GOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG!!!
Dr. Inferno: Love that gong.
Invizable: I think I'll pull a few pranks while you fight!
Vorp!
Cole: Hey Sensei!
Both Senseis: Yes?
Cole: No, the other Sensei.
Both Senseis: Yes?
Cole: *sigh* Sensei Wu, do I need a spinner to use Spinjitsu?
Sensei Wu: Hmm, no.
Cole: OK, thanks!
Alien Commander: Form up, aliens! Formation 6!
Aliens: YES SIR!
The Aliens form a "V" shape, with the tip of the "V" facing Cole.
ZARK!
Cole: Yaziziziziziziz!
Sensei Wu: Remember Cole, a wise ninja sees what others cannot.
Dr. Inferno: After Alien Commander set up a formation against Cole, Cole was hit by Vizzie's gun!
Invizable: Vizzie, Toxie, I can't tell which is worse.
Punctuation Penguin: I'd say Vizzie.
Invizable: Thought so.
Alien Commander: Ready? Fire!
Aliens: Sonic lasers!
Cole: Spinjitsu!
ZARKZARKZARKZARKZARKZARK!
Dr. Inferno: How is this even possible?! Cole's Spinjitsu is blocking all of the laser blasts!
Meanwhile...
Unikitty: How's it going?
Wyldstyle: It's been three hours, and all I caught was this boot.
Unikitty: We HAVE to save him!
Wyldstyle: You worry too much. He has an air tank.
Elsewhere...
Metalbeard Double-decker couch spotted! Fire the cannons, mateys!
BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Emmet: Nonononononono...
BOOOOM!
Metalbeard: THAR SHE BLOWS!
Batman: Ha-ha! My disappointment is over!
Metalbeard: Aye, matey!
Back at the match...
Dr. Inferno: Cole is really taking a beating! And Invizable has tackled Cole!
Alien Commander: Redirect!
ZARKZARKZARKZARKZARKZARK!
Invizable: Yaziziziziziziz!
Toxikita: Go, Vizzie!
Invizable: When will it ever end?
Cole: Now!
THWACK!
Invizable: Urg... Bouncing safe!
BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE
Aliens: AAAAHHHHH!
Alien Commander: Don't worry. Your service was not vain. However... YOURS WAS!
THWACK!
Alien: AAAAAHHHHH!
Splash!
Punctuation Penguin: Ring-out.
Alien Commander: Construct!
Aliens: YES SIR!
CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK...
Dr. Inferno: It's four ETX Alien Strike ships from 7693 ETX Alien Strike.
Alien Commander: Redirect!
ZARKZARKZARKZARKZARKZARK!
Cole: Spinjit-
ZARK! THWACK!
Cole: Ungh... I'm sorry, PP... I tried my hardest...
Punctuation Penguin: Cole, sadly, is eliminated.
Dr. Inferno: As Cole tried to block the blasts, he was hit from behind by Invizable.
Invizable: Oh no, my invisibility is wearing off!
Vorp!
Alien Commander: THERE HE IS! Fire, boys!
ZARKZARKZARKZARKZARKZARK!
Alien: We've never been called "boys" before.
Another Alien: I was once called "boysenberry."
Alien Commander: Come forth, boysenberry!
Alien: I guess that's my nickname.
Grab! Toss!
Alien: AAAHHH!
WHAM!
Invizable: A few aliens won't slow me down! Hyperfire!
ZARKZARKZARKZARKZARKZARK!
Alien Commander: MY ARMY! I surrender, I surrender!
Punctuation Penguin: Alien Commander surrenders. Invizable is the winner!
Invizable: Yes! Two victories in a row!
Row, row, row
Amset-Ra: What did I miss?
Axel: I missed my chance to predict!
Ogel: Calm down. There's always next time.
Dr. Inferno: We got the whole thing on tape!
Wyldstyle: We got Lance! ...and the other boot.
Metalbeard: Amset-Ra's boat spotted! Fire the cannons, mateys!
Benny: But-
BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Metalbeard: THAR SHE BLOWS!
Amset-Ra: ACK! End transmission!
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Season 1 Battles | |
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Round 1 | First Half: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 Second Half: 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 |
Round 2 | First Half: 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 Second Half: 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 |
Round 3 | First Half: 21 Second Half: 43 |
Championship | 44 |
Specialty | Amset-Ra vs. Sting Rayzor | Amset-Ra vs. Pharaoh Hotep |