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Tee-Vee: This = Battle.
The Announcer: Count Dooku
The Referee: Pharaoh Hotep
The Predictor: Terabyte
Before the Battle Edit
Actor: Honey, where are my pants?
Emmet: A classic!
Lord Business: We interrupt your normal broadcasting to give you-
Frenzy: Cooking with ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Severus Snape: Brew me a truth potion.
15 minutes later...
Frenzy: I'm done!!!!!!
Snape: Could you please test the potion out?
Emmet: What's going on?
Frenzy: This is the truth: Alien Queen Hipogritis has a diploma in getting kicked out of every school she's been in instead of law, Wyldstyle is the actual spreader of Grundalitis, and I am a lousy cook.
Emmet: What is happening?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Nexo: You mortals! Where is Jestro?
Gandalf: Have thee not heard of the royal jester?
Nexo: Jestro. He is like- look out! Jestro is right behind you!
Jestro: Hello! As you can see,-
The TV begins humming.
TV: I am the Spirit of the great Tee-Vee. Shall thy up to no good leave this realm!
Amset Ra: What time is it?
Taco Tuesday Guy: It's Taco Tuesday!
Invizable: It's battle time.
Dr. Inferno: Always Mr. Negative.
Ogel: What's another good name for him? Mr. Pale?
Invizable: One of my others names is Mr. Pale.
Dr. Inferno: Let's go downstairs.
Ogel, Dr. Inferno and Invizable leave.
Amset Ra: Wait. Why are two of my archenemies here? I have a bad feeling about this.
The Battle Edit
Count Dooku: Welcome to your prison! Battle Droids, sing our song!
Battle Droids: This prison is your prison, and isn't my prison, from the Fourth Wall, to the first, this prison is for you and not me!
Count Dooku: Great! In the Red Corner is Grundalychus.
Grundal: Deck the halls with bad announcers, now now now now now, now now now.
Count Dooku: Charming. In the Blue Corner is Tee-Vee.
Tee-Vee: Chance of me winning: 100%.
Terabyte: Great to know that, talking TV.
Priest of Tee-Vee: How dare you insult the great Tee-Vee!
Count Dooku: In the Green Corner is Frenzy.
Frenzy: Wait, is it time to cook with ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Count Dooku: No, it is time for Terabyte to predict.
Terabyte runs away.
Count Dooku: There goes our predictor. Pharaoh Hotep?
Pharaoh Hotep: Why do I get the boring job?
Count Dooku: Say fight.
Pharaoh Hotep: That sounds like a good idea right now.
Count Dooku: No! Since it seems some time right now, Cragger, bring forth the Golden CHI!
Laval: How could you, traitor!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Wyldstyle: Yikes! That's more than Frenzy!
Laval: Cragger is a traitor!
Cragger: Relax, bro. I'm the 2013 version.
Cragger: The Golden CHI choses the Maze of Fear for today's course.
Portal Emperor: Well, there's a Maze of Shadows and there's a Maze of Bones, so there has to be a Maze of Fear, right?
Count Dooku: Mr. Hotel, say fight.
Pharaoh Hotep: Fight!
Frenzy: Ooooooh. Shiny. OwOwOw! Hot!
Count Dooku: If TVs could laugh, Tee-Vee would've blown up!
Frenzy: Tee-Vee will blow up if I have anything to say about it!
Grundal: That barely tickles.
Frenzy: Eek! Land mines!
Tee-Vee: That is only a fraction of my great power!
The Jawas attack Tee-Vee.
Frenzy: Go Jawas!
Frenzy: I didn't do anything. I just pressed a random button on the Alien Command Ship.
Alien Queen Hypogritis: How dare you!
Tee-Vee: Good response=get lost.
Frenzy: Get lost! Wait, I am lost!
Grundal: On the first part of the battle Tee-Vee shot me, with a laser beam and a partridge and a pear tree.
Frenzy: Yay! I can see! Where is the partridge and the pear tree?
A pear tree falls out of the sky along with a partridge.
Frenzy: Ow! Ow! Ow! I will get you for this, talking pile of scrap metal!
Frenzy flys out of the arena.
Grundal: Got you now!
Frenzy: Why did you do that?
Grundal: Do you want me to let go?
Tee-Vee: Start Missile Launch Sequence. Sequence complete. Fire!
Grundal lets go of Frenzy.
Grundal: Frenzy the snack, will be eaten now,-
A blast from Tee-Vee sends Frenzy out of the arena.
Pharaoh Hotep: Frenzy the Maniac is disqualified!
Grundal's roar sends Tee-Vee tumbling backwards.
Professor Christina Hydron: For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction.
Grundal goes tumbling backwards.
Grundal: Time to reveal my secret weapon, the Christmas Sith!
Darth Maul: Fire in the hole!
Darth Maul throws his lightsaber.
Grundal: The hole is not my mouth!
Achu: Do as I do. A-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Grundal spits out the lightsaber, sending it spinning at Tee-Vee.
Tee-Vee: Destroy lightsaber = now.
Tee-Vee: Turning to Channel 9.
Dr. McScrubs: Get you Grundalitis vaccine today!
Tee-Vee: Short circuiting = power blast. T-minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5,-
Tee-Vee: 4, 3, 2, 1.
Amset Ra: Hey Dad. What did I miss?
Pharaoh Hotep: Grundal is eliminated so Tee-Vee wins!
After the Battle Edit
AntiMatter: SO THE JAWAS FAILED?
Terabyte: Yes, my Master.
AntiMatter: HAVE INVIZABLE INTERCEPT KYLO REN. I WANT CONTACTS WITH UNKAR BY THURSDAY. IS THAT CLEAR?
Terabyte: Yes, my Master.
AntiMatter: GOOD. ON YOUR WAY NOW.
Terabyte leaves, stepping on the camera and ending the transmission.
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Voting Poll ResultsEdit
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- 0% (0 votes): First Order Flametrooper, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Morro