Mantizoid vs. Tee-Vee vs. Buggoid vs. Scorm

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This is the whatevereth battle of Season 2.

Season 2, Round 1, Battle 8 (52nd battle overall)

Written by NexoByte on September 4, 2015

The Announcer Invizable and Grundalychus

The Referee Grundalychus

The Predictor Ronin, Morro, and Axel

The Red Corner Mantizoid He's STILL here?

Rank 13; 1-0 Nominated by NexoByte

The Green Corner Tee-Vee I have no words. He's finally here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New Nominated by Surtatb2007

The Yellow Corner Buggoid This minifigure's success is bugging me.

Rank 7; 2-1 Nominated by Commandosaur

The Blue Corner Scorm Stand up for what you believe in, even if that's kidnapping powerful animals and stealing an entire civillization's life source!

New Nominated by ArcticSeahorse

Before The Battle

Ogel is sitting at a desk in the stands, writing a letter.

Letter: Dear Tee-Vee, You are abominable, brainless, crazy, dishonorable, evil, foolish, greedy, horrid, inoperable, etc. Love (not), Ogel.

Ogel seals the letter and approaches Tee-Vee. Just as he is about to hand the letter over, the Priest of the Tee-Vee appears.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: What's that you have there?

Ogel: Oh, uh, just a love letter for Tee-Vee.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: The awesome, brave, cool, delightful, etc. Tee-Vee must have all manner of communication cleared with me first.

The Priest opens the letter and reads it. A few seconds later, he crumples the letter, incinerates it, and zaps Ogel with force lightning.

Ogel: YAZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZ! End transmission!

Tee-Vee: Access denied.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: BLASPHEMY! HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE AFFECTIONATE, BELOVED, CARING, ETC. TEE-VEE!

Ogel: YAZIZIZIZIZI- But he's- IZIZIZIZIZIZ- just- AZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZ- a television.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: Sinner! Now go to the prison.

Ogel willingly complies. Amset-Ra and Pythor enter.

Amset-Ra: Man, that was some harsh punishment you gave Ogel.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: It must be done. No one insults the amazing, beautiful, courageous, etc. Tee-Vee.

Pythor: You sssssound jussssst like Sssssir Fangar, excccccept more annoying.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: Me? Annoying? Hmph! I'm about as annoying as an orange on a TV show!

Tee-Vee: Query?

Amset-Ra: You don't make any sense.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: Neither do you.

Frenzy: (from the cafeteria) Our next ingredient is a generous portion of SIR PONDAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pythor: Nnnnnooooooooo!

Pythor races for the cafeteria as fast as he can go, which isn't very fast at all.

The Battle!

Grundal: Pharaoh's... Pyr'mid... Welcome to the place of fights... once you pass... by its security... You... can never... escape...

Invizable: In other words, welcome to Invizable's ROXX ARENA!

Amset-Ra: Oh, please! What changes names more, Sam Sinister, or this pyramid? First it's Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid, then it's Amset-Ra's Rubiks Cube of Doom, then it's Amset-Ra's Rubiks Pyramid, then it's-

Invizable: Invizable's ROXX ARENA! Go ahead and announce the fighters, Grundal!

Grundal: In the first Pyramid Corner, the voters voted in... A Mantizoid with energy blades.

Jerry: And Jerry was his name-o!

Grundal: In the second Pyramid Corner, the voters voted in... A walking television, and a Mantizoid with energy blades.

Tee-Vee: All systems go. Command: Grovel.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: Go Tee-Vee!

Grundal: In the third Pyramid Corner, the voters voted in... An annoying bug named Terry, a walking television, and a Mantizoid with energy blades.

Terry: Jerry, I don't wan't to fight you.

Jerry: Me, neither. Let's be a team and fight Tee-Vee and Scorm!

Terry: Yeah!

Grundal: In the fourth Pyramid Corner, the voters voted in... A CHI-powered scorpion, an annoying bug named Terry, a walking television, and a Mantizoid with energy blades.

Scorm: Beware the wrath of the Scorpion Stinger!

Invizable: And here's-

Grundal: In the fifth Pyramid Corner, the voters voted in... THE MARTIAN... ALIEN... QUEEEEEN! A CHI-powered scorpion, an annoying bug named-

Invizable: Okay, that's enough.

Alien Queen: I was NOT voted in today, and pronounce my real name.

Invizable: Uh... Hyper Crutches?

Alien Queen: Zap him, Priest.

ZAP!

Invizable: YAZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZ! Not cool, dude!

Alien Queen: Thank you. I am not classified as "dude." Anyway, the awards. The Minifigure of the Week is... Skull Basher!

Skull Basher: Must... defeat... Onua...Thanks... for... prize...

Alien Queen: The User of the Week is Akamichi, for making a triumphant return!

Sensei Akamichi: That's Sensei Akamichi, my queen.

Grundal: We... three predictors of Amset-Ra's match...

Ronin: Jerry rrrrrrrreally has a chance of winning this match!

Morro: No way. Scorm will win... or else.

Axel: No guys. Terry will win, because he made it to Round 3 last season!

Morro: And then I crushed him.

Ronin: And then Kai crrrrrrrushed you.

Axel: I'm stil going with Terry.

Morro: MORROOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Axel: On second thought, Scorm will win. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORROM

Morro: That's better.

Priest of the Tee-Vee: Tee-Vee! Go Tee-Vee!

Audience: TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE! TEE-VEE!

Spotlights shine down on the fighters, but then they all turn to Tee-Vee.

Invizable: Who rigged the spotlights?!

Terabyte: Hey, don't look at me! Technically, I didn't do it!

Amset-Ra: CORONA MK. IV ULTRA BLAST!

Insert Corona sound effect here

Amset-Ra: Much better. Grundal, start us off.

Grundal: Start... the fight... and bring... your gear... Dinner bells are ringing...

DING DING DING!

Tee-Vee: Boot agent_chases_vacation_slide_show.exe.

Terry and Jerry: Zzzzz...

Scorm: What? He didn't even play it yet! Oh, well. Construct!

CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK

Tee-Vee: Creation = Scorpion Stinger. Initiate Morph!

Jerry: Energy Blades!

Invizable: As Tee-Vee was morphing into his Deep Freeze form, Jerry struck with his energy blades!

Priest of the Tee-Vee: No!

Zap!

Jerry: YAZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZIZ! End transmission!

click

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click

Amset-Ra: And don't do that again!

Jerry: Okay.

Scorm: Beware!

WHOOSH! BZZZZZZNNNN!

Terry: I've... been... stung...

Jerry: No! Terry!

Invizable: Scorm shot Terry with his vehicle's stinger! He might be down!

Grundal: No, he isn't, I don't think so, Falalalala, lalalala.

Tee-Vee: Initiate Kung Fu!

Jerry: What?!

Chop!

Jerry:You missed! Take this!

Whooshwhooshwooshwhoosh Bzzzzzt!

Tee-Vee: BZZT BZZT BZZT!

Invizable: Thanks to Jerry's energy blades, Tee-Vee is short-circuiting!

Mary: Go Tee-Vee!

An average green Buggoid named Gary stares at her.

Mary: Um, I mean, Go Terry and Jerry!

Terry: I'm back! Take this, Scorm!

Pew pew pew!

Scorm: That ain't did nothin'! Now have some of this!

Pinch!

Terry: Jerry! Help!

Jerry: Take this, Scorm!

Whoosh crack!

Jerry: Hi, Larry!

Larry: Hi, Jerry!

Invizable: Jerry cracked an egg, which revealed a larva named Larry. Another rhyming name to go with the rest of them.

Larry: Is my presence distracting you? Is it? Is it?!

Scorm: BUZZ OFF!

Pinch!

Jerry: Nooooo!

Terry: And now to finish you off, Tee-Vee!

Tee-Vee: Status: Recovered. Initiate Morph.

Invizable: Tee-Vee is changing back to his original form.

Scorm: An' now I'll huff, an' I'll puff, an' I'll bash yer screen in!

Big Bad Wolf: ...

Tee-Vee: Boot pendulum.exe.

Terry: Hey Queen! Can you help me?

Alien Queen: Help a bug? Of course not! Also, I can't interfere.

Terry: Oh.

Tee-Vee: Error 404. File not found. Boot old_fashioned_tv_western.exe.

Terry and Jerry: Must... watch... TV!

Invizable: Tee-Vee is playing a TV western! I wonder which one it- oh. It's Emmet using a glider to escape from a Robo SWAT on a horse.

Tee-Vee: Initiate Shock.

ZAP!

Terry and Jerry: YAZIZIZIZIZIZIZ!

Scorm: Heheheh.

Whoosh bzzznnnn!

Scorm: WHAT?! I only made Tee-Vee hyper!

Tee-Vee: Boot electric_shock_designed_specifically_to_deconstruct_giant_scorpions.exe

Zap!

Scorm: Hey? Where did my scorpion go?

Tee-Vee: Boot the_awesome_move_Jek_14_used_on_the_Emperor_during_The_Yoda_Chronicles.exe.

VOOOOOORRRRRRRMMMMMMMM!

Terry: Noooooooooo!

Scorm: I hope this doesn't happen to us agaaaaaaiiiiiinnnn!

Jerry: There goes my winning streeeeeeeaaaaaaakkk!

Grundal: Tee-Vee is the epic winner, falalalala, lalalala!

Invizable: Using a powerful Force move, Tee-Vee threw all three of his opponents out of the ring! This is Invizable, signing of from Invizable's ROXX ARENA!

After The Battle

Amset-Ra is walking down the hall when he comes across Darth Sidious.

Amset-Ra: Have you seen the Priest of the Tee-Vee?

Darth Sidious: He, uh, he went into Davy Jones', I mean, Tee-Vee's locker room. He said he didn't want to be disturbed.

Amset-Ra: Thanks.

Darth Sidious walks away.

Amset-Ra: I sense a plot twist comimg soon.

End Transmission

The Winner

Tee-Vee

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