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This is yet another battle in Season 2. |
Season 2, Round 1, Battle 11 (55th battle overall) |
Written by NexoByte on September 9, 2015 |
Invizable and Tee-Vee |
Tee-Vee |
Pythor and Sir |
Finn I highly recommend that more people defect from that Empire ripoff they call the First Order. |
Nominated by Surtatb2007 |
Yellowjacket The only things I hate more than bug men are people who think they're bugs. |
Nominated by Commandosaur |
Triceratops Hey look! Ol' three horns is back! Uh... *looks to the right* I think you're in trouble... |
Nominated by Commandosaur |
Lord Garmadon We need some creativity around here. Good thing this guy's Mega Weapon is full of it. |
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin |
This is yet another battle in Season 2.
The Announcers: Invizable and Tee-Vee
The Referee: Tee-Vee
The Predictors: Pythor and Sir Fangar Pondar Fangar Pondar Fangar
The Fighters:
The Battle
Invizable: Wait, I thought we were going to have a "Before the Battle" section!
Fourth Wall'd!
Amset-Ra: Not this time. And hey, since Invizable's out cold, that means I can announce today! Welcome, slaves, to your master's Fighting Pyramid!
RRRRRRRRRRRUUUUMMMBBBLLLEEE...
Amset-Ra: What's happenning?!?!
Vorp!
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Portal Emperor: Begin transmission. Welcome to Atlantis Arena, where you are virtually surrounded by drinking water.
Axel: No thanks. Now let me through the portal.
Portal Emperor: Do you have all five keys?
Axel: Yes. What more could you want?
Portal Emperor: Squidman's cape, the four golden weapons, the moonstones, 4 million dollars, and the entire Friends collection.
Axel faints.
Portal Emperor: I beat more divers that way... In the Cerulean Corner is a Star Wars Episode 7 guy, Finn!
Finn: I'm from the future! And my movie isn't released yet!
Golden King: One Emmet is enough. Also, where's Jake?
Portal Emperor: That's a different Finn. In the Turquoise Corner is a pesky insect, Yellowjacket!
Yellowjacket: Not bug spray, nor flyswatters, nor taste of honey will stop me from delivering a powerful sting!
Portal Emperor: You're annoying. In the Teal Corner is a certain three-horned dino, Triceratops!
Triceratops: Rrrrrrrooooooaaarrrr- *gurgle, gurgle*
Portal Emperor: Get him an air mask. In the Cyan Corner is the original threat of the Ninja, here is Lord Garmadon!
Lord Garmadon: You again? This will be a repeat performance of last season.
Golden King: He's a joke! He lost to an Alien last season, and he thinks he can make it to the top? Let's see him try.
Portal Emperor: Make your votes, you two.
Pythor: No doubt about it, Garmadon will win!
Sir Fangar: On the contrary, the glooooooorious Triceratops will win.
Pythor: No. Yellowjacket will win!
Sir Fangar: Well, he is naught to Finn!
Portal Emperor: You each voted twice. Golden King, start the battle.
Golden King: Fight!
GOOOONNNGGGGG!
Triceratops: Rrrrrrrooaarrr!
CRUNCH!
Lord Garmadon: Hey, that-
CHARGE CAM FLEX DASH RADIA!
Dash: Wow, they made sound effects off of us!
Portal Emperor: Triceratops has just trampled Garmadon!
Finn: For the Republic!
Pew pew!
Yellowjacket: Yaziziziziziziziz! Feel the sting of my fury!
ZARK!
Finn: Aaaaaahhhhhhh!
Ding!
Golden King: Finn is eliminated!
Portal Emperor: Finn shot at Yellowjacket, who shot back at him, eliminating him! Since he's from the future, he reminds me of some Doctor Who guy...
Golden King: Doctor who?
Portal Emperor: That's his name. Doctor Who.
Lord Garmadon: Feel the wrath of my Mega Weapon!
Punctuation Penguin: No. The Mega Weapon is used to create.
Lord Garmadon: The irony! Isn't this a weapon?
Punctuation Penguin: If you treat it like a staff, then I guess it is.
Lord Garmadon: Construct!
CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK...
Count Dooku: Plagiarism! That's my Clone-a-Matic!
Portal Emperor: Garmadon became the secomd fighter after Invizable to illegally use the Clone-a-Matic.
Lord Garmadon: Let the clone cloning of clones begin!
YazizzYazizzYazizz
Darth Sidious: That's my line!
YazizzYazizzYazizz
Lord Garmadon: My Clone-a-Matic!
Count Dooku: No, it's my Clone-a-Matic, and you're paying for it.
Lord Garmadon: Groan...
Yellowjacket: Prepare for demise, prehistoric pal!
Triceratops: Rrrrrroooaarrr...
CHASE TRACE CHARGE FUSE!
Agent Chase: Watch it. That's getting way out of hand.
Portal Emperor: It's Triceratops and his magical sound effects again...
Yellowjacket: Construct!
Let's just forget the sound effects and move on.
Yellowjacket: Ta-da! It my Flyswatter-a-Matic!
Count Dooku: Not you, too!
Darth Sidious: Hahahahahahaha! A fly using a fly swatter!
Yellowjacket: I am not a fly, and thus is not an ordinary-
Crumble
Yellowjacket: ARGH! I FORGOT THE GLUE!
Triceratops: Rrrrroooooaaarrrr!
TREMOR PSYCLONE INFEARNO!
Agent Chase: I said stop it!
Yellowjacket: Hey Josh Thunder! There's a dino over here for you!
Josh Thunder: Maybe after the battle.
Yellowjacket: ARGH!
Triceratops: Rrrrrooooaaarrrr!
TOXIKITA TERABYTE!
Yellowjacket: What about-
ADAM ACID RETOX!
Yellowjacket: There we go.
Lord Garmadon: Yoo-hoo... I've got an invention for you!
Maula: HEY! THAT'S A CHEAP COPY OF MY ICE MAMMOTH STOMPER!
Portal Emperor: Wow... Three cases of plagiarism in one battle.
Lord Garmadon: Prepare yourself!
Maula: Mungy, please strike that hideous thing!
Mungus: Okey-dokey!
WHAM!!!
Lord Garmadon: Nooooooooooo...!
CRASH!
Golden King: Garmadon is the winner!
Portal Emperor: Outside interference caused Garmadon's invention to fall, crushing Triceratops and Yellowjacket. Since Garmadon was on top of the pile, he wins!
Golden King: Oh great, Mungus is here. I'll dump some snow on him.
Splotch!
Mungus: Mungus is a snow mammoth! Yaaaay!
Golden King: What?!
Portal Emperor: End transmission.
After the Battle
At Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid...
Amset-Ra: I have no idea how that portal appeared.
Invizable: It managed to take the fighters and the predictors.
VORP!
Amset-Ra: Where were you?
Pythor: Well, they fought with the Portal Emperor...
Sir Fangar: And the glooooooorious winner was Garmadon, as predicted.
Pythor: No, I voted for Garmadon!
Sir Fangar: I noted, you didn't hiss once during this battle!
Pythor: I haven't noticccccced.
Sir Fangar: Well, there goes that streak. End transmission.
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Season 2 Battles | |
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Round 1 | First Half: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 Second Half: 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 |
Round 2 | First Half: 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 Second Half: 39 | 40 | 41 |
Round 3 | First Half: 22 Second Half: 42 |
Championship | 43 |