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This is the eighth battle in Season 1. |
Season 1, Round 1, Battle 8 (8th battle overall) |
Written by NexoByte on January 26, 2015 |
Sir Fangar |
Pythor |
Axel |
Jek-14 He is ready to fight for anything, even donuts. |
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin |
Battle Mech I'm not sure if "Mech" really describes him. I mean, who drives him? |
Nominated by Commandosaur |
Crystal King Is he a king or just another Rock Monster? |
Nominated by Commandosaur |
Clutch Powers Clutch Powers - The world's most famous explorer may also be the world's most famous fighter... second to me, of course. |
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin |
The Battle
Sir Fangar: Welcome to Amset-Ra's gloooooorious-
Amset-Ra: (Oh, not this guy again.)
Sir Fangar: Fighting Pyramid. Today we're having another gloooooorious-
Amset-Ra: You are so out of here. Corona!
BZZZZZZNNNNNN...
Sizzle...
Amset-Ra: As for you, Pythor, I want you to go to another room and sing "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth."
Pythor: Fine.
Pythor leaves.
Invizable: In the Red Corner is an awesome Sith clone, Jek-14!
Jek-14: I am ready to fight... FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY!!!
Superman: HEY! Stop stealing my catchphrase!
Invizable: In the Green Corner is an awesome Battle Mech!
Battle Mech: Targeting systems online. Router arfp not found.
Amset-Ra: Oh dear, we left it in India. Ogel, would you please get it?
Ogel: As you wish.
Amset-Ra: And don't touch the gong!
Invizable: In the Yellow Corner is an awesome Rock Monster, Crystal King!
Crystal King: GRAGH! Me smash puny humans and me win!
Invizable: Heh. In the Blue Corner is a guy too awesome for words, the world-famous explorer, say it with me...
Everyone: CLUTCH POWERS!
Clutch Powers: Heyyy!
Invizable: Uh... Amset-Ra?
Amset-Ra: Yes?
Invizable: Did the envelope containing the awards arrive?
Amset-Ra: It still hasn't come yet.
Invizable: Axel?
Axel: Well, I'm ruling out Clutch-
Everyone: WHAAAAAAAT?!
Axel: Because he has no known attacks. I'm going with Battle Mech.
Invizable: Excellent. Ferno?
Dr. Inferno: (I guess that's my nickname now.) FIGHT!
DING DING DING!
Battle Mech: Setting up defenses. Initiating Death From Above.
Clutch Powers: Whoa whoa whoa! Isn't it too early for that attack?
WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH!
Jek-14: Force Shove!
WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH!
BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM!
Battle Mech: Defenses terminated. Initiating Rocket Combo.
POW POW WHOOSH POW!
Invizable: Battle Mech has fired rockets at Jek-14, who repelled them back at him. Then Battle Mech punched Jek-14!
Clutch Powers: HEEEEELP!
Crystal King: Lookit! Me have Clutch in clutch! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Clutch Powers: ...Very funny.
Crystal King: Me throw rocks at robot!
Rock Monsters: AAAAHHHHH!
CLANG!
Battle Mech: Initiating Death From Above.
Jek-14: Deconstruct!
WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH!
KCILCKCILCKCILCKCILCKCILC...
BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM!
Crystal King: NOOOOOOOOooooo..!
Dr. Inferno: Crystal King is eliminated.
Invizable: Crystal King was just double-teamed by Jek-14 and Battle Mech's rockets!
Clutch Powers: Construct!
CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK...
Invizable: WHOOOOOAAAA! It's the CLS-89 Eradicator Mech from Galaxy Squad!
Clutch Powers: Prepare to be... ERADICATED!
WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH!!
PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW!
KA-BOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Dr. Inferno: Battle Mech is eliminated.
Invizable: Battle Mech was just POUNDED by Clutch's mech! Uh... where's Jek-14!
Jek-14: Here!
Vorp!
Jek-14: Deconstruct!
KCILCKCILCKCILCKCILCKCILC...
Clutch Powers: Whooooaaaa!
Dr. Inferno: Ring-out! Jek-14 is the winner!
Punctuation Penguin: Clutch would have had a better chance if Jek-14 was not present.
Invizable: True.
In the other room...
Pythor: (singing) It'sss been ssso long sssinccce I could sssay "Sssissster Sssusssie sssitting on a thissstle"...
Amset-Ra: You're singing off key and off tempo.
Ogel: I'm back!
Amset-Ra: SO SOON?!
Ogel: Look what else I brought with me!
Amset-Ra: What?
GOOOOOONNNNNGGGGG!
Ogel: Um... End transmission...
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Season 1 Battles | |
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Round 1 | First Half: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 Second Half: 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 |
Round 2 | First Half: 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 Second Half: 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 |
Round 3 | First Half: 21 Second Half: 43 |
Championship | 44 |
Specialty | Amset-Ra vs. Sting Rayzor | Amset-Ra vs. Pharaoh Hotep |