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Ah, so this is one of those so-called "battles," eh! Well, let's see what's in it.
The Announcer: Caila Phoenix
The Referee: Pippin Reed
The Predictor: Sibress
Bee - e + Foreman - man; They - y; Bat + t + let's - t'sEdit
Toxikita is sitting in front of a TV, playing LEGO Dimensions. Commander Flash is reading Better Bricks and Gardens. Suddenly, loud music erupts from the other room.
Toxikita: Someone tell that guy to turn down his music!
Flash: DJ, turn down your music. We can hardly hear ourselves think!
DJ: (from the other room) WHAT?!
Flash: You heard me.
DJ: (from the other room) OH, ALL RIGHT.
DJ turns down the music and enters. He is yet another shadowy helmeted figure.
Flash: When are Streak and Rose due to arrive?
DJ: Hmm, let's see… They will arrive in a few minutes.
Flash: I can hardly wait to hear the results of the last battle.
Toxikita: I beat Hikaru and Alien.
Flash: Much to Punctuation Penguin's and Commandosaur's dismay, and BubbleBomber's and our delight! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Do you know what this means, Toxikita? You are now a Round 3 qualifier!
Rose and Streak arrive.
Streak: Toxikita won the-
Flash: Yes, I know. Toxikita here told me. Oh, and that UFO worked like a charm!
Rose: I'm glad to hear that.
Flash: So, Spike, who's fighting today?
Spike: A Dalek and the Great Devourer.
Flash: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! The choice is obvious. (motioning to a giant shadowy helmeted figure) Brawn, guard Amset-Ra. Spike, Streak, seek and destroy the Pyramid Staff.
Streak: It would be a pleasure, Commander.
Streak and Spike leave.
Wyldstyle: I'm glad we also brought Terabyte and Frenzy with us.
Terabyte: Technically, we joined you today.
Dr. Inferno: What's that door say? UFO?
Ogel: Could it be Unidentified Flying Object?
Axel: Or maybe Uranium Freeze Orb?
Frenzy: No, it has to be U Flip Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Inferno: Well, never mind it for now. We have to find Amset-Ra.
The Doctor: Pharaoh Hotep, I gained some information on this match. It appears that The Great Devourer is fighting my enemy, a Dalek.
Pharaoh Hotep: Interesting. Oh look, there's a door!
The Doctor: UFO? Sureely it has to be Unidentified Flying Object?
Pharaoh Hotep: Maybe. Probably. Well, we need to find my son.
The Doctor: We can solve the UFO mystery later.
There - re; Bat + t + LEGO - goEdit
Caila: Welcome to Skylor's Fighting Shack!
Skylor: Dad lent me some money for it.
Master Chen: And I expect you to pay it back when you're done.
Skylor: Yes, Dad.
Caila: In the Red Corner is one of the Doctor's enemies, a Dalek!
Dalek: THE OPPOSITION MUST BE EXTERMINATED.
Caila: And in the Blue Corner is Pythor's Great Devourer.
Pythor: Do not fail me, okay?
Great Devourer: Aaahhh, it's great to be back. I had not fought here sssssinccccce the promosssss.
Caila: And now Sibress will make her prediction.
Flinx: Isn't it strange that although Sir Fangar has a British accent, Sibress has a Russian accent?
Sir Fangar: And it's a glooooorious one, too. Wait, how did you eacape from my gloooooorious collection?!
Sibress: It iss an obvious choice. Dalek iss a robot; The Great Devourer iss a giant snake. So I sink zat the Great Devourer will win.
Sir Fangar: Please! You'll make Punctuation Penguin cranky!
Caila: Oh that's right, Pippin went off to party with the other adventurers. Li'ella?
Li'ella: Alrighty, y'all, it's time to have a little old brawl!
DING DING DING!
Great Devourer: How pitiful. A robot thinksssss he can take down the Great Devourer? Laughable. Do you know how much you look like an AAT?
Great Devourer: It isssss going to take a lot more than that to ssssstop me, fool.
Dalek: SURRENDER TO THE POWER OF THE DALEKS.
Great Devourer: Sssssssurrender issssss not in my dictionary.
Great Devourer: How pitiful. I thought you had learned your lessssson by now. Oh well, it'sssss time to make my move.
Dalek: YOUR INTELLECT IS CRITICIZABLE.
Great Devourer: Oh, that takesssssss the cake!
Dalek: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Great Devourer: Bon appetit!
Li'ella: Looks like Great Devourer is our little old winner today!
Great Devourer: I intend to ssssstay on top.
Al the Barber: May I interest you in a 50% off haircut, Mr. Chumsworth?
Pythor: I do not posssssesssss hair.
Morro: But I do. In more ways than one.
Aftermath - math; Theodore - odore; Bat + t + Leg - gEdit
Streak enters Commander Flash's office. Flash is trying to solve a Rubiks Pyramid.
Streak: Great Devourer won the battle!
Flash: Excellent. I need to concentrate here.
Streak: I'll leave.
Streak goes to the back room. There, in the back room, are Spike, Rose, DJ, and Brawn.
Brawn: Some kid came.
Rose: A shadowy youngster joined our
motley crew team today.
Streak: What is his name?
Spike: So let me guess... Dalek won?
Streak: No... He was exterminated.
Brawn: What happen to translator?
Streak: The Great Devourer put it to work. Also Morro is possessing Al the Barber's hair.
Rose: That's not nice.
Spike: I think we can use the Great Devourer.
DJ: Me too!
Streak: So, can we bring in Hoodwink?
DJ: Bring in Hoodwink!
Hoodwink: Uh... hey guys.
Rose: Isn't he a little young?
DJ: Yeah, but he'll do fine.
Hoodwink: So, what do I do?
Streak: You'll need to talk The Great Devourer into joining us.
Hoodwink: You m-m-mean, me g-going n-n-n-near that s-s-snake?
Hoodwink: Um... All right...
In The Great Devourer's locker room...
Great Devourer: Ha! You, a little kid, want me to join your team?
Hoodwink: Well, I'm not the leader.
Great Devourer: Then who isssss?
Hoodwink: A magical guy named Commander Flash. He can float without legs!
Great Devourer: Laughable. I will consssssider it.
Later, in Commander Flash's office...
Hoodwink: He says he will consider it.
Flash: No! I need him now. I'll go do it myself. You did well for a beginner.
Commander Flash leaves.
Nya: I heard voices on the other side of the wall! They were talking about an unstoppable fried orangutan!
Dr. Inferno: They're crazy.
Terabyte: Wait a minute... Unstoppable fried orangutan... That's UFO!
Frenzy: What is there TEAM CALLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nya: I believe it's the TARDIS.
Wyldstyle: Not The Doctor's time-travelling police box!
Nya: Not The Doctor's time-travelling police box.
Dr. Inferno: I wonder if the users have guessed their identities yet...
The Doctor: See here, Mr. Hotep, I drew a map of Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid. We are here. (points to a location on the map) We have been hearing voices here. (points to another location) Therefore, your son must be here. (points to another location)
Pharaoh Hotep: So how do we get to him?
The Doctor: We need to find a Dalek and make it explode on this wall. (poimts to a location)
Pharaoh Hotep: Where in the world are we going to find a Dalek?
The Doctor: We can time-travel. Quickly, follow me into my police box!
Pharaoh Hotep: I thought that only one could fit in there.
The Doctor: I modified it. In you go!
They both get inside.
The Doctor: All right, I'll set the coordinates. Naboo, 2002. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! Here we go!
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