This battle needs to be optimized to meet the current standards.
What is this? I know. A battle? Why would you think that?
The Anouncer: Dogshanks
The Referee: Darkseid
The Predictor: Gorilla Grodd
Before the Battle
Core Hunter - Six eyes, do ya say?
Coelophysis - See? It's low and feisty. See-low-feistiest!
Merlok 2.0 - Magic! Magic! Magic! Oh look, a new phone!
Starkiller - Here's the master of multiple identities!
Amset Ra: Yippee! It's revenge day.
Who should I blow up today?
Anubis Guard: Queen Hippopotomas has built a replacement vacation hive on J-16.
Amset Ra: Time to blow it up.
KA-BAM!
???: Nothing will stand in our way.
General Hux: Do not let your personal interest stand in the way of-
???: You are dismissed.
Genral Hux: Whoa!
???: Bring me Lord Ra. I will give you a pay raise.
FN-2003: Here you go, sir.
???: Here is your .5% pay raise.
The Battle
Dogshanks: Welcome to the Fighting Pyramid.
March music plays.
VCE: All hail Commander Darkseid!
Darth Vader March music plays.
Stormtroopers: All hail Lord Vader!
Darth Vader steps into the arena.
George Lucas: Uh Darth?
Darth Vader: Yeah?
George Lucas: You're not in this scene.
Darth Vader: But my music is playing!
George Lucas: Are you hungry? Do you want a donut?
Darth Vader: Cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie.
George Lucas: Could someone get Darth a cookie?
Dogshanks: In the red corner is-
KA-BOOM!
The Death Star lll sends a blast at Middleofnowhere, destroying it.
Everybody: Whoa!
Half of the audience lands on the SHEILD Helicarrier.
Gorilla Grodd: I predict Merlok 2.0 will win, as he is the former head of TARDIS.
Darkseid: Fight! Win! Destroy!
Nick Fury: Please. The Helicarrier was just remodeled.
Darkseid: As you wish.
Nick Fury: Whoa!
Darkseid: Do you beleive you can fly now? Hahahahaha.
Coelophysis: ...
Darkseid: Whoa!
Merlok: It is time for a NEXO scan, to do a little bam-
BAM!
Core Hunter: Haha, 'e missed me, now 'e gotta got-
BAM!
Ceolophysis: ...
Darth Vader's Apprentice: Force choke!
Merlok: Time for a NEXO scan, yes, yes, Sam I Am.
Announcer: NEXO Power: Green Eggs and Ham!
Coelophysis: Grrr...
BAM!
Darkseid: Core Hunter is eliminated!
Merlok 2.0: TARDIS! Attack!
Macy: We have two of the users.
TheAnonymousA: Let us go!
ArcticSeahorse: Yeah!
Merlok 2.0: Never!
Other 4 Users: H4X!
Merlok 2.0: OklGYntujGfWERS!
Coelophysis: ...
Dogshanks: The dreaded Ceolophysis destroyed Merlok 2.0's memory chip after the users hacked into the wizard.
Darkseid: Merlok 2.0 is eliminated.
Ava Prentiss: Good thing I have a 3.0, then.
Coelophysis: ...
DVA: Is that dinosaur for "I am about to eat you"?
Coelophysis: ...
DVA: Well it ain't gonna happen, buddy.
Coelophysis: ...
DVA: "I agree"! What do you mean "I agree"!
Coelophysis: ...
DVA: As in the "I will not eat you but defeat you 'I agree'"?
Coelophysis: ...
DVA: Yes? Whoa!
Darkseid: Coelophysis is the apparent victor of this match.
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