What do minifigures eat? Well, they don't usually eat the food, they fight with it...
Invizable: I'm lucky I escaped, so I better not risk the Cafeteria, but I'm hungry, and I can't walk to Master Chen's, but I doubt they'd let me in after Lloyd... so I guess I have to risk it here.
Invizable goes to the Cafeteria
Guard 1: Caught ya!
Guard 2: Did you find a vial of poison in your steak?
Guard 1: No, you knuckle head!
Guard 2: I'm not a skeleton!
Guard 1: I don't mean that!
Commanding Guard: I see him now. Get him!
Guard 2: I don't see him.
Guard 1: I guess he used his Elemental Power.
Guard 2: He's an Elemental Master? Which one?
Guard 1: Invizable.
Guard 2: Don't try to revive the Laugh Track.
Guard 1: I'm not.
Guard 2: That's very literal.
Guard 1: So are you.
Guard 2: Now you're trying to revive it.
Guard 1: Let's have a food fight over it.
Interrupting their conversation, an alarm goes off.
Guards 1 and 2: That's not an Alarm Track!
Commanding Guard: Don't mind Invizable. Go to Amset Ra!
Guard 1: I guess our food fight will have to wait.
Invizable: Bye, bye.
To be continued in Pyramid Story 2.