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What do mini-figures eat? Ha, like we'll ever get around to that here...

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Two Mars Mission Aliens sit at a table.

Alien 1: Imagine how cool we could have been.

Alien 2: Yeah, if only our theme had stuck around a bit longer.

Alien 1: We could have had such cool ships!

Alien 2: So many crystals!

Alien 1: All different kinds of crystals!

Alien 2: Purple Crystals!

Alien 1: Green crystals!

Alien 2: Didn't we already have green crystals?

Alien 1: I thought they were yellow...

Alien 2: Speaking of Green Crystals, there are the Power Miners.

Alien 1: It would have been cool if we had been in Power Miners.

Alien 2: Are we going to eat anything?

Alien 1: I'm not hungry. Are you?

Alien 2: No, not really.

Silence for a couple of seconds.

Alien 1: What are we even doing here?

Alien 2: Nothing. We have no purpose in life anymore.

Alien 1: I guess it's better than being beat up by Astro's every day.

Silence for a couple of seconds.

Alien 1: Hey, do you think that Pharaoh Hotep will forget that I forgot before?

Alien 2: I don't know... Maybe I should go, since I haven't fought yet.

Alien 1: Good idea! And I'll go steal the Queen's fleet again, so that we can back you up!

Alien 2: Watch out, I heard that since she started taking those law courses, she's been really short-tempered...

On the other side of the cafeteria...

Darth Vader: Hey, um, Queen Hippopotamus, can I sit here?

Alien Queen: NO, YOU OVER-POWERED, MASK-WEARING, SUPER-EVIL VILLAIN!!! IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU AND YOUR "STAR WARS" KIND HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO STEAL THE ETERNAL GLORY OF TRUE FIGHTING MINIFIGURES LIKE MYSELF, BUT TO THINK I WOULD ALLOW YOU TO SIT AT MY TABLE?!?!?!? GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I FILE A LAWSUIT, YOU FOOL!!!!!!!

Silence as Darth Vader slowly begins backing away.

Alien Queen: And my name is Queen Hypagyrtis, you overgrown bat.

The room is silent. Back with the aliens...

Alien 1: I see what you mean.

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