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Guess what I'm writing... You're right! It's a battle! Now, which season was it...?
The Announcer: Invizable
The Referee: Grundal
The Predictor: Tee-Vee
Before the BattleEdit
Twas the week before Halloween,
And all through the night,
Everyone was stirring
In terrible fright.
Lord Vampyre: Courtesy of me, of course! Mwahahahahaha!
The jack-o-lanterns were placed
By the door with care
In hopes that Lord Vampyre
Soon would be there.
Lord Vampyre: I indeed will come, not to trick-or-treat, but to give you one! Mwahahahahahahaha!
Amset-Ra: What'cha doin'… Vampie?
Lord Vampyre:AH! Turn off ze light! I can't see!
Amset-Ra: What are you doing, then?
Lord Vampyre: I'm making a Halloveen version of Ze Night Before Christmas! Now turn off ze light!
Invizable: Welcome, all, to Big A's Fightin' Pyramid!
Amset-Ra: Um… What did you just call me?
Invizable: Big A. In the Red Corner is my very own boss and one of the greatest villains there is, give it up for AntiMatter!
AntiMatter: YOU HAD BEST GIVE UP NOW, MORTALS.
Invizable: In the Green Corner is the petty elf, Gimli!
Gimli: Ahem, I'm a dwarf. And I'm not afraid of you, AntiMatter!
AntiMatter: OH REALLY? WELL, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE IS AT MY BECK AND CALL?
BubbleBomber: I already am.
AntiMatter: I KNOW THA- WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DESTROYING THE ULTRA AGENTS?
BubbleBomber: Oh, sorry. What if I told you that the Ultra Agents are getting replaced by some futuristic knights?
AntiMatter: THAT IS BOTH GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.
Invizable: Moving on! In the Yellow Corner is the Dark Lord of the Rings, Sauron!
Sauron: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have the One Ring to rule them all!
Gimli: *gulp* Um... Frodo... I could really use your help now.
Gimli: Oh well.
Invizable: Rock it, Tee-Vee!
Tee-Vee: AntiMatter = 50%. Gimli = 10%. Sauron = 40%.
Invizable: And there you have it! Take it away, Grundal!
Grunal: Inside the Fighting Pyramid, Invizable said to me, "You may begin to have a fair fight."
Sauron: GAHAHAHAHAHAHA! With the One Ring, I can become invisible!
Sauron: Just like Bilbo!
AntiMatter: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE INVISIBLE DOES NOT MEAN I CANNOT SEE YOU.
Gimli: I made this dagger for you, AntiMatter!
AntiMatter: GIVE ME THAT.
Gimli: Nooooo! I'm defenseless!
Invizable: After Sauron became invisible, AntiMatter took Gimli's dagger! What morons!
AntiMatter: I CAN SEE YOU AS CLEARLY AS YOU CAN SEE VICTORY.
Sauron: Oh, well. Anyway, I have modified this ring to ATTACK!
Gimli: Wait! I thought we threw the ring into Mount Doom!
Sauron: Yeah, but a Ringwraith caught it at the last second and gave it to me. Enough small talk! One Beam!!!
AntiMatter: DID YOU FORGET THAT ANY FORM OF MATTER THAT COLLIDES WITH ANTIMATTER WILL EXPLODE?
Invizable: Sauron fired a laser at AntiMatter, but did not take in mind that AntiMatter is made of... well, you know.
Gimli: Give... me... that... ring!
Sauron: Ha! A petty elf wants a ring that can practically destroy LEGO City!
Gimli: I'm a dwarf, and the ring is not capable of doing that!
Sauron: It is now! GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AntiMatter: JOIN ME, ELF, AND I WILL REWARD YOU GREATLY AFTER THE BATTLE... IF I WIN.
Gimli: Never! And I'm a DWARF!!!
AntiMatter: IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN EASIER.
Grundal: After 1 minute of battling, I took away from thee, a petty elf named Gimli...
Invizable: After Gimli refused an offer, AntiMatter hit him with his staff!
Sauron: I see it is down to the two of us. Now taste my ring!
AntiMatter: I WILL, THANKS.
AntiMatter: NOT LONG AGO, I SWITCHED YOUR RING FOR A CHEERIO. NOW IT'S YOUR TuRN TO TASTE THE RING.
Grundal: After the battle was over, the referee said to thee, "The winner... Sauron... is!"
Sauron: I am not a practical joker.
Amset-Ra: Though Tee-Vee guessed wrong, I think I'll use the angler to shock Axel! Oh, AXEL!!!
Amset-Ra: Could you sit down there, please?
Axel: Yaziziziziziziziziziziziziziziz! End transmission!
Amset-Ra: Now that's what I call "Touched by an Angler!"
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