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Guess what I'm writing... You're right! It's a battle! Now, which season was it...?

The Announcer: Invizable

The Referee: Grundal

The Predictor: Tee-Vee

Before the BattleEdit

Twas the week before Halloween,
And all through the night,
Everyone was stirring
In terrible fright.

Lord Vampyre: Courtesy of me, of course! Mwahahahahaha!

The jack-o-lanterns were placed
By the door with care
In hopes that Lord Vampyre
Soon would be there.

Lord Vampyre: I indeed will come, not to trick-or-treat, but to give you one! Mwahahahahahahaha!

Click

Amset-Ra: What'cha doin'… Vampie?

Lord Vampyre:AH! Turn off ze light! I can't see!

Amset-Ra: What are you doing, then?

Lord Vampyre: I'm making a Halloveen version of Ze Night Before Christmas! Now turn off ze light!

Amset-Ra: Fine…

Click

The BattleEdit

Invizable: Welcome, all, to Big A's Fightin' Pyramid!

Amset-Ra: Um… What did you just call me?

Invizable: Big A. In the Red Corner is my very own boss and one of the greatest villains there is, give it up for AntiMatter!

AntiMatter: YOU HAD BEST GIVE UP NOW, MORTALS.

Invizable: In the Green Corner is the petty elf, Gimli!

Gimli: Ahem, I'm a dwarf. And I'm not afraid of you, AntiMatter!

AntiMatter: OH REALLY? WELL, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE IS AT MY BECK AND CALL?

BubbleBomber: I already am.

AntiMatter: I KNOW THA- WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DESTROYING THE ULTRA AGENTS?

BubbleBomber: Oh, sorry. What if I told you that the Ultra Agents are getting replaced by some futuristic knights?

AntiMatter: THAT IS BOTH GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

Invizable: Moving on! In the Yellow Corner is the Dark Lord of the Rings, Sauron!

Sauron: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have the One Ring to rule them all!

Gimli: *gulp* Um... Frodo... I could really use your help now.

...

Gimli: Oh well.

Invizable: Rock it, Tee-Vee!

Tee-Vee: AntiMatter = 50%. Gimli = 10%. Sauron = 40%.

Invizable: And there you have it! Take it away, Grundal!

Grunal: Inside the Fighting Pyramid, Invizable said to me, "You may begin to have a fair fight."

Sauron: GAHAHAHAHAHAHA! With the One Ring, I can become invisible!

Poof!

Sauron: Just like Bilbo!

AntiMatter: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE INVISIBLE DOES NOT MEAN I CANNOT SEE YOU.

Sauron: Curses!

Gimli: I made this dagger for you, AntiMatter!

AntiMatter: GIVE ME THAT.

Whoosh! Vorp!

Gimli: Nooooo! I'm defenseless!

Invizable: After Sauron became invisible, AntiMatter took Gimli's dagger! What morons!

AntiMatter: I CAN SEE YOU AS CLEARLY AS YOU CAN SEE VICTORY.

Vorp!

Sauron: Oh, well. Anyway, I have modified this ring to ATTACK!

Gimli: Wait! I thought we threw the ring into Mount Doom!

Sauron: Yeah, but a Ringwraith caught it at the last second and gave it to me. Enough small talk! One Beam!!!

FZZAAAAAARRRRRK!

KA-BOOOOOOOOOM!

AntiMatter: DID YOU FORGET THAT ANY FORM OF MATTER THAT COLLIDES WITH ANTIMATTER WILL EXPLODE?

Sauron: Curses!

Invizable: Sauron fired a laser at AntiMatter, but did not take in mind that AntiMatter is made of... well, you know.

Gimli: Give... me... that... ring!

Sauron: Ha! A petty elf wants a ring that can practically destroy LEGO City!

Gimli: I'm a dwarf, and the ring is not capable of doing that!

Sauron: It is now! GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AntiMatter: JOIN ME, ELF, AND I WILL REWARD YOU GREATLY AFTER THE BATTLE... IF I WIN.

Gimli: Never! And I'm a DWARF!!!

WHACK!

Gimli: Ugh...

AntiMatter: IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN EASIER.

Grundal: After 1 minute of battling, I took away from thee, a petty elf named Gimli...

Invizable: After Gimli refused an offer, AntiMatter hit him with his staff!

Sauron: I see it is down to the two of us. Now taste my ring!

AntiMatter: I WILL, THANKS.

Crunch!

Sauron: WHAT?!

AntiMatter: NOT LONG AGO, I SWITCHED YOUR RING FOR A CHEERIO. NOW IT'S YOUR TuRN TO TASTE THE RING.

FZAAAAARRRRK!

Tink!

AntiMatter: NOOOOOOOO...

Grundal: After the battle was over, the referee said to thee, "The winner... Sauron... is!"

Sauron: I am not a practical joker.

Amset-Ra: Though Tee-Vee guessed wrong, I think I'll use the angler to shock Axel! Oh, AXEL!!!

Axel: Yeah?

Amset-Ra: Could you sit down there, please?

He does.

Crank!

Axel: Yaziziziziziziziziziziziziziziz! End transmission!

Amset-Ra: Now that's what I call "Touched by an Angler!"

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