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Guess what I'm writing... You're right! It's a battle! Now, which season was it...?
Season 2, Round 1, Battle 20 (69th battle overall)
Written by NexoByte on October 23, 2015
The Announcer

Invizable
The Referee

Grundalychus
The Predictor

Tee-Vee
The Red Corner
AntiMatter
AntiMatter
Alert. Incoming threat from Portal 2. No wait, wrong universe.

Rank 9; 4-1
Nominated by NexoByte
The Green Corner
Gimli
Gimli
Hey, I think I recognize this one! Didn't he live with some princess?

New
Nominated by Surtatb2007
The Yellow Corner



Nominated by
The Blue Corner
Sauron
Sauron
I'd say "Beware the might of Sauron!"... but that would make him sound too weak.

New
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin

Before the Battle

Twas the week before Halloween,
And all through the night,
Everyone was stirring
In terrible fright.

Lord Vampyre: Courtesy of me, of course! Mwahahahahaha!

The jack-o-lanterns were placed
By the door with care
In hopes that Lord Vampyre
Soon would be there.

Lord Vampyre: I indeed will come, not to trick-or-treat, but to give you one! Mwahahahahahahaha!

Click

Amset-Ra: What'cha doin'… Vampie?

Lord Vampyre:AH! Turn off ze light! I can't see!

Amset-Ra: What are you doing, then?

Lord Vampyre: I'm making a Halloveen version of Ze Night Before Christmas! Now turn off ze light!

Amset-Ra: Fine…

Click

The Battle

Invizable: Welcome, all, to Big A's Fightin' Pyramid!

Amset-Ra: Um… What did you just call me?

Invizable: Big A. In the Red Corner is my very own boss and one of the greatest villains there is, give it up for AntiMatter!

AntiMatter: YOU HAD BEST GIVE UP NOW, MORTALS.

Invizable: In the Green Corner is the petty elf, Gimli!

Gimli: Ahem, I'm a dwarf. And I'm not afraid of you, AntiMatter!

AntiMatter: OH REALLY? WELL, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE IS AT MY BECK AND CALL?

BubbleBomber: I already am.

AntiMatter: I KNOW THA- WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DESTROYING THE ULTRA AGENTS?

BubbleBomber: Oh, sorry. What if I told you that the Ultra Agents are getting replaced by some futuristic knights?

AntiMatter: THAT IS BOTH GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

Invizable: Moving on! In the Yellow Corner is the Dark Lord of the Rings, Sauron!

Sauron: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have the One Ring to rule them all!

Gimli: *gulp* Um... Frodo... I could really use your help now.

...

Gimli: Oh well.

Invizable: Rock it, Tee-Vee!

Tee-Vee: AntiMatter = 50%. Gimli = 10%. Sauron = 40%.

Invizable: And there you have it! Take it away, Grundal!

Grunal: Inside the Fighting Pyramid, Invizable said to me, "You may begin to have a fair fight."

Sauron: GAHAHAHAHAHAHA! With the One Ring, I can become invisible!

Poof!

Sauron: Just like Bilbo!

AntiMatter: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE INVISIBLE DOES NOT MEAN I CANNOT SEE YOU.

Sauron: Curses!

Gimli: I made this dagger for you, AntiMatter!

AntiMatter: GIVE ME THAT.

Whoosh! Vorp!

Gimli: Nooooo! I'm defenseless!

Invizable: After Sauron became invisible, AntiMatter took Gimli's dagger! What morons!

AntiMatter: I CAN SEE YOU AS CLEARLY AS YOU CAN SEE VICTORY.

Vorp!

Sauron: Oh, well. Anyway, I have modified this ring to ATTACK!

Gimli: Wait! I thought we threw the ring into Mount Doom!

Sauron: Yeah, but a Ringwraith caught it at the last second and gave it to me. Enough small talk! One Beam!!!

FZZAAAAAARRRRRK!

KA-BOOOOOOOOOM!

AntiMatter: DID YOU FORGET THAT ANY FORM OF MATTER THAT COLLIDES WITH ANTIMATTER WILL EXPLODE?

Sauron: Curses!

Invizable: Sauron fired a laser at AntiMatter, but did not take in mind that AntiMatter is made of... well, you know.

Gimli: Give... me... that... ring!

Sauron: Ha! A petty elf wants a ring that can practically destroy LEGO City!

Gimli: I'm a dwarf, and the ring is not capable of doing that!

Sauron: It is now! GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AntiMatter: JOIN ME, ELF, AND I WILL REWARD YOU GREATLY AFTER THE BATTLE... IF I WIN.

Gimli: Never! And I'm a DWARF!!!

WHACK!

Gimli: Ugh...

AntiMatter: IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN EASIER.

Grundal: After 1 minute of battling, I took away from thee, a petty elf named Gimli...

Invizable: After Gimli refused an offer, AntiMatter hit him with his staff!

Sauron: I see it is down to the two of us. Now taste my ring!

AntiMatter: I WILL, THANKS.

Crunch!

Sauron: WHAT?!

AntiMatter: NOT LONG AGO, I SWITCHED YOUR RING FOR A CHEERIO. NOW IT'S YOUR TuRN TO TASTE THE RING.

FZAAAAARRRRK!

Tink!

AntiMatter: NOOOOOOOO...

Grundal: After the battle was over, the referee said to thee, "The winner... Sauron... is!"

Sauron: I am not a practical joker.

Amset-Ra: Though Tee-Vee guessed wrong, I think I'll use the angler to shock Axel! Oh, AXEL!!!

Axel: Yeah?

Amset-Ra: Could you sit down there, please?

He does.

Crank!

Axel: Yaziziziziziziziziziziziziziziz! End transmission!

Amset-Ra: Now that's what I call "Touched by an Angler!"

The Winner
Sauron
Sauron
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