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This is the tenth battle of Season 1.
Season 1, Round 1, Battle 10 (10th battle overall)
Written by NexoByte on January 31, 2015
The Announcer

TBD
The Referee

TBD
The Predictor

TBD
The Red Corner
Alien
Alien
This guy must be on steroids. He beat Jek-14 when his commander, queen, and even the Crystal King couldn't win. Now for 10 wins in a row...

Rank 4; 1-0
Nominated by Commandosaur
The Green Corner



Nominated by
The Yellow Corner



Nominated by
The Blue Corner
Hot Dog Man
Hot Dog Man
Honestly? These minifigures just keep getting weirder…

New
Nominated by Commandosaur

The Battle

Pharaoh Hotep: Bye, Son! Don't forget to write!

Amset-Ra: I won't forget, Dad! I trust you'll take good care of the Fighting Pyramid while I'm gone?

Pharaoh Hotep: I sure will, Son! Bye!

Slam!

Pharaoh Hotep: Now that he's gone, I have the whole Fighting Pyramid to myself! Mwahahahahahaha!

Creak…

Amset-Ra: Did I just hear you cackle evilly?

Pharaoh Hotep: Uh… no, no. I was just rememberimg a funny scene from Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles.

Amset-Ra: Oh. Bye!

Slam!

The next day…

Pharaoh Hotep: Out with the old, in with the new! Axel, to the dungeon!

Axel: Noooooo…

Slam!

Pharaoh Hotep: Ogel, get me some root beer!

Ogel: But I'm a world conqueror, not a butler!

Pharaoh Hotep: NOW!

Ogel: *sigh* Fine.

Pharaoh Hotep: And I will be both announcer and ref! *ahem* Welcome to Pharaoh Hotep's Fighting Pyramid. In the red corner is a pathetic Alien!

Commandosaur: PATHETIC!? Apologize!

ZARK! Bing!

Pharaoh Hotep: You didn't count on my Re-Gou Ruby being with me, did you. In the blue corner… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! A guy in a COSTUME thinks he can beat an ALIEN! HAHAHAHAHA!

Dr. Inferno: A guy in a HOT DOG costume.

Frenzy: I will eat Hot Dog Man after the match.

Hot Dog Man: Eep!

Pharaoh Hotep: I don't know how the awards session happens. I predict Alien. FIGHT!

DING DING DING!

Hot Dog Man: Mustard Squirt!

Alien: AHH! MY EYE!

Commandosaur: Gasp!

Alien: Laser!

Zark! Zark! Zark!

Hot Dog Man: Yaziziziziziz! Ketchup Squirt!

Alien: DOUBLE AHH! MY OTHER EYE!

Commandosaur: Double gasp!

Alien: Hmmm… (picks up radio) Strike location 7492N, 39274E.

Terabyte: Let me see where that is…

TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP

Terabyte: Gasp! That's the exact location where Hot Dog Man is standing!

Alien Queen: HEY!! When did I give you permission to control my armada?

Alien: Uh… you didn't?

Alien Queen: That's right!

KA-BOOOOOOOOOM!

ZARKZARKZARKZARKZARKZARK ZING ZING ZING ZING ZAAAAAAASH PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

cOMMANDOSAUR: yEAH! tHIS IS AWESOME!

pHARAOH hOTEP: hOT dOG mAN HAS BEEN INCINERATED BY DOZENS OF SPACESHIPS. aLIEN IS THE WINNER!

cOMMANDOSAUR: yEAH! GO ALIEN!

fRENZY: bUT i WANTED TO EAT HIM…

pHARAOH hOTEP: wHO LEFT THE cAPS LOCK ON?

cOMMANDOSAUR: iT SEEMS THAT ALL THE SPACESHIPS HAVE HIT THE cAPS LOCK BUTTON ON OUR RECORDER.

pHARAOH hOTEP: wELL, TURN OFF THE cAPS LOCK, BECAUSE THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING! eND TRANSMISSION.

The Winner
Alien
Alien
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