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This is the tenth battle of Season 1. |
Season 1, Round 1, Battle 10 (10th battle overall) |
Written by NexoByte on January 31, 2015 |
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Alien This guy must be on steroids. He beat Jek-14 when his commander, queen, and even the Crystal King couldn't win. Now for 10 wins in a row... |
Nominated by Commandosaur |
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Hot Dog Man Honestly? These minifigures just keep getting weirder… |
Nominated by Commandosaur |
The Battle
Pharaoh Hotep: Bye, Son! Don't forget to write!
Amset-Ra: I won't forget, Dad! I trust you'll take good care of the Fighting Pyramid while I'm gone?
Pharaoh Hotep: I sure will, Son! Bye!
Slam!
Pharaoh Hotep: Now that he's gone, I have the whole Fighting Pyramid to myself! Mwahahahahahaha!
Creak…
Amset-Ra: Did I just hear you cackle evilly?
Pharaoh Hotep: Uh… no, no. I was just rememberimg a funny scene from Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles.
Amset-Ra: Oh. Bye!
Slam!
The next day…
Pharaoh Hotep: Out with the old, in with the new! Axel, to the dungeon!
Axel: Noooooo…
Slam!
Pharaoh Hotep: Ogel, get me some root beer!
Ogel: But I'm a world conqueror, not a butler!
Pharaoh Hotep: NOW!
Ogel: *sigh* Fine.
Pharaoh Hotep: And I will be both announcer and ref! *ahem* Welcome to Pharaoh Hotep's Fighting Pyramid. In the red corner is a pathetic Alien!
Commandosaur: PATHETIC!? Apologize!
ZARK! Bing!
Pharaoh Hotep: You didn't count on my Re-Gou Ruby being with me, did you. In the blue corner… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! A guy in a COSTUME thinks he can beat an ALIEN! HAHAHAHAHA!
Dr. Inferno: A guy in a HOT DOG costume.
Frenzy: I will eat Hot Dog Man after the match.
Hot Dog Man: Eep!
Pharaoh Hotep: I don't know how the awards session happens. I predict Alien. FIGHT!
DING DING DING!
Hot Dog Man: Mustard Squirt!
Alien: AHH! MY EYE!
Commandosaur: Gasp!
Alien: Laser!
Zark! Zark! Zark!
Hot Dog Man: Yaziziziziziz! Ketchup Squirt!
Alien: DOUBLE AHH! MY OTHER EYE!
Commandosaur: Double gasp!
Alien: Hmmm… (picks up radio) Strike location 7492N, 39274E.
Terabyte: Let me see where that is…
TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP
Terabyte: Gasp! That's the exact location where Hot Dog Man is standing!
Alien Queen: HEY!! When did I give you permission to control my armada?
Alien: Uh… you didn't?
Alien Queen: That's right!
KA-BOOOOOOOOOM!
ZARKZARKZARKZARKZARKZARK ZING ZING ZING ZING ZAAAAAAASH PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
cOMMANDOSAUR: yEAH! tHIS IS AWESOME!
pHARAOH hOTEP: hOT dOG mAN HAS BEEN INCINERATED BY DOZENS OF SPACESHIPS. aLIEN IS THE WINNER!
cOMMANDOSAUR: yEAH! GO ALIEN!
fRENZY: bUT i WANTED TO EAT HIM…
pHARAOH hOTEP: wHO LEFT THE cAPS LOCK ON?
cOMMANDOSAUR: iT SEEMS THAT ALL THE SPACESHIPS HAVE HIT THE cAPS LOCK BUTTON ON OUR RECORDER.
pHARAOH hOTEP: wELL, TURN OFF THE cAPS LOCK, BECAUSE THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING! eND TRANSMISSION.
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Season 1 Battles | |
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Round 1 | First Half: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 Second Half: 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 |
Round 2 | First Half: 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 Second Half: 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 |
Round 3 | First Half: 21 Second Half: 43 |
Championship | 44 |
Specialty | Amset-Ra vs. Sting Rayzor | Amset-Ra vs. Pharaoh Hotep |