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|Season 2, Round 1, Battle 18 (67th battle overall)|
|Written by NexoByte on October 14, 2015|
Wreaking Havek since 2007!
Nominated by Commandosaur
Can Kylo conquer the Commander?
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin
Before the Battle
Amset-Ra: ...and that's how I got back to the present.
Wyldstyle: But how did the Twelfth Doctor send your past self back to the past.
Amset-Ra: He couldn't, although the Eleventh Doctor could.
Dr. Inferno: And who is the TARDIS?
Amset-Ra: The Truly Annoying Rogues Doing Insane Stuff? That's still a mystery.
Ogel: Who is Doctor Who?
Amset-Ra: Aahh, it's good to be back.
Count Dooku: Good evening, and welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid. Our battle would have taken place at the Battle Droid Factory on Geonosis, but since that meddling R2-D2 destroyed it, we have no choive but to hold it here.
General Grievous: Has anyone been following Droid Tales? If you have, then you will know that the mysterious rogue is-
Count Dooku: Don't give it away! In the Red Corner is the Alien Commander representing the Fighting Pyramid for the Phobans, give it up for Havek!
Alien Queen: DON'T. FAIL. ME. AGAIN.
Havek: Why, of course, my queen, I shall try not to-
Alien Queen: TRYING. ISN'T. HARD. ENOUGH.
Count Dooku: In the Blue Corner is a Sith lord from the future, meet Kylo Ren!
Kylo Ren: 'Sup.
Count Dooku: Jek-14, pass out the awards.
Jek-14: But I don't work for you guys any- oh, all right. The User of the Week award goes to Commandosaur for voting in Triceratops to fight Lord Garmadon in two different seasons!
Commandosaur: That's a strange reason to pass out an award.
Jek-14: I know, right? The Minifigure of the Week award goes to Bansha for patenting Bansha Fodder.
Bansha: Brought to you by Heartlake Juice Bar.
Count Dooku: Axel, make your prediction.
Amset-Ra: First, Axel, you may notice an angler fish behind you. You may also notice its light above you. And you may also notice that you're tied to a chair.
Axel: Hey, that's the angler I caught! But wouldn't an electric chair be more efficient?
Amset-Ra: Nah, this is more elaborate. Now, Axel, if you guess wrong, the angler will shock you. Get it?
Axel: Got it!
Axel: I predict that Havek will win, knowing that Kylo's Force powers aren't fully developed, seeing that his movie hasn't come out yet.
Count Dooku: Confusing, but I'll go with it. Grievous, start the battle.
General Grievous: Fight!
Havek: Meet my new and improved Alien army!
Kylo Ren: No. Meet my army! Flametroopers, attack!
First Order Flametroopers: Roger-roger!
Battle Droid: Hey!
Havek: This is no horror movie, incompetent soldiers! Here, take these crystals and insert them into your chests.
Havek: Now you can fire lasers!
Alien: IM'A CHARGIN' MAH-
Hovok and Hyvak enter the pyramid.
Alien Queen: You're late.
Hyvak: Sorry, we just came back from a road trip.
Hovok: Which I did not go on.
Amset-Ra: So, guys, who are you voting for?
Hovok: Kylo Ren!
Alien Queen scowls at Hovok.
Hovok: Uh, I mean, Havek!
Count Dooku: It appears both sides are losing forces.
Havek: Aliens! Construct!
Havek: Behold! The ETX Alien Infiltrator!
Kylo Ren: Behold! The First Order Transport!
Havek: Wow. A modern-day rendition of the MTT.
There is a figure moving among the bleachers.
???: Wait a minute...
Kylo Ren: I will teach you the ways of the Force.
Havek: Actually, that won't be necessary. I am signed up for free lessons from Master Yoda.
Kylo Ren: At least learn from me!
Kylo Ren: Oaff!
Count Dooku: Kylo Ren force-shoved Havek into the ropes, but he bounced back and knocked him over!
Havek: Now, troops! Fire at will!
Billy Starbeam: Eeeeek!
Kylo Ren: Aaaaaargh! Now, taste my lightsaber!
Havek: I don't think lightsabers are very appetizing...
Kylo Ren: It's high in protein and fiber!
Aliens: Eeekk! We weren't trained to fight Sith lords!
Havek: That was a small oversight...
Kylo Ren: Invizable! What are you doing here?!
Invizable: I'm intercepting you, what did you expect?
Havek: And now to give you the boot.
Kylo Ren: Cuuuurrrrse yooooouuuu, Iiiiiinviiiiizaaaaabllllle...
Invizable: My work here is done.
General Grievous: Alien Commander wins! Can I have some ice cream?
Count Dooku: Droida don't eat ice cream, remember?
General Grievous: I! AM! NOT! A! DROID!!!!
Bzzn bzzn bzzn bzzn!
Count Dooku: End transmission before this maniac kills me!
After the Battle
AntiMatter: VERY WELL DONE, INVIZABLE. NOW ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE IS THAT I NEED TO BE VOTED INTO THE SEASON.
Invizable: I will arrange that, Master.
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|Season 2 Battles|
|Round 1||First Half: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17|
Second Half: 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37
|Round 2||First Half: 18 | 19 | 20 | 21|
Second Half: 39 | 40 | 41
|Round 3||First Half: 22|
Second Half: 42