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Second half, boys, second half!
Season 2, Round 1, Battle 18 (67th battle overall)
Written by NexoByte on October 14, 2015
The Announcer

Count Dooku
The Referee

General Grievous
The Predictor

Axel
The Red Corner
Alien Commander
Alien Commander
Wreaking Havek since 2007!

Unranked; 0-1
Nominated by Commandosaur
The Green Corner



Nominated by
The Yellow Corner



Nominated by
The Blue Corner
Kylo Ren
Kylo Ren
Can Kylo conquer the Commander?

New
Nominated by Punctuation Penguin

Before the Battle

Amset-Ra: ...and that's how I got back to the present.

Wyldstyle: But how did the Twelfth Doctor send your past self back to the past.

Amset-Ra: He couldn't, although the Eleventh Doctor could.

Dr. Inferno: And who is the TARDIS?

Amset-Ra: The Truly Annoying Rogues Doing Insane Stuff? That's still a mystery.

Ogel: Who is Doctor Who?

Amset-Ra: CORONA!

Bzzzzznnnnn...

Amset-Ra: Aahh, it's good to be back.

The Battle

Count Dooku: Good evening, and welcome to Amset-Ra's Fighting Pyramid. Our battle would have taken place at the Battle Droid Factory on Geonosis, but since that meddling R2-D2 destroyed it, we have no choive but to hold it here.

General Grievous: Has anyone been following Droid Tales? If you have, then you will know that the mysterious rogue is-

Count Dooku: Don't give it away! In the Red Corner is the Alien Commander representing the Fighting Pyramid for the Phobans, give it up for Havek!

Alien Queen: DON'T. FAIL. ME. AGAIN.

Havek: Why, of course, my queen, I shall try not to-

Alien Queen: TRYING. ISN'T. HARD. ENOUGH.

Count Dooku: In the Blue Corner is a Sith lord from the future, meet Kylo Ren!

Kylo Ren: 'Sup.

Count Dooku: Jek-14, pass out the awards.

Jek-14: But I don't work for you guys any- oh, all right. The User of the Week award goes to Commandosaur for voting in Triceratops to fight Lord Garmadon in two different seasons!

Commandosaur: That's a strange reason to pass out an award.

Jek-14: I know, right? The Minifigure of the Week award goes to Bansha for patenting Bansha Fodder.

Bansha: Brought to you by Heartlake Juice Bar.

Count Dooku: Axel, make your prediction.

Amset-Ra: First, Axel, you may notice an angler fish behind you. You may also notice its light above you. And you may also notice that you're tied to a chair.

Axel: Hey, that's the angler I caught! But wouldn't an electric chair be more efficient?

Amset-Ra: Nah, this is more elaborate. Now, Axel, if you guess wrong, the angler will shock you. Get it?

Axel: Got it!

Amset-Ra: Good.

Axel: I predict that Havek will win, knowing that Kylo's Force powers aren't fully developed, seeing that his movie hasn't come out yet.

Count Dooku: Confusing, but I'll go with it. Grievous, start the battle.

General Grievous: Fight!

Havek: Meet my new and improved Alien army!

Kylo Ren: No. Meet my army! Flametroopers, attack!

First Order Flametroopers: Roger-roger!

Battle Droid: Hey!

Fwooooooooooommmm!

Aliens: Eeeekk!

Havek: This is no horror movie, incompetent soldiers! Here, take these crystals and insert them into your chests.

They do.

Havek: Now you can fire lasers!

Alien: IM'A CHARGIN' MAH-

Sizzle...

Alien: -lazor?

Hovok and Hyvak enter the pyramid.

Alien Queen: You're late.

Hyvak: Sorry, we just came back from a road trip.

Hovok: Which I did not go on.

Amset-Ra: So, guys, who are you voting for?

Hyvak: Havek!

Hovok: Kylo Ren!

Alien Queen scowls at Hovok.

Hovok: Uh, I mean, Havek!

Zapzapzapzapzap!

FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Count Dooku: It appears both sides are losing forces.

Havek: Aliens! Construct!

CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK!

Havek: Behold! The ETX Alien Infiltrator!

CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK!

Kylo Ren: Behold! The First Order Transport!

Havek: Wow. A modern-day rendition of the MTT.

There is a figure moving among the bleachers.

???: Wait a minute...

Vorp!

Kylo Ren: I will teach you the ways of the Force.

Havek: Actually, that won't be necessary. I am signed up for free lessons from Master Yoda.

Kylo Ren: At least learn from me!

Force shove!

Sproinggg...

Havek: Whoooooaaaa...

Kylo Ren: Oaff!

Count Dooku: Kylo Ren force-shoved Havek into the ropes, but he bounced back and knocked him over!

Havek: Now, troops! Fire at will!

Billy Starbeam: Eeeeek!

Zarkzarkzarkzark!

Kylo Ren: Aaaaaargh! Now, taste my lightsaber!

Bzzzznnn...

Havek: I don't think lightsabers are very appetizing...

Kylo Ren: It's high in protein and fiber!

Vvnnvvnnvvnn!

Aliens: Eeekk! We weren't trained to fight Sith lords!

Havek: That was a small oversight...

Vorp!

Kylo Ren: Invizable! What are you doing here?!

Invizable: I'm intercepting you, what did you expect?

Havek: NOW!!!

Zarkzarkzarkzark!!!!

Havek: And now to give you the boot.

Boot!

Kylo Ren: Cuuuurrrrse yooooouuuu, Iiiiiinviiiiizaaaaabllllle...

Ding!

Invizable: My work here is done.

General Grievous: Alien Commander wins! Can I have some ice cream?

Count Dooku: Droida don't eat ice cream, remember?

General Grievous: I! AM! NOT! A! DROID!!!!

Bzzn bzzn bzzn bzzn!

Vinyinyinyinyinyinyinyin!

Count Dooku: End transmission before this maniac kills me!

After the Battle

AntiMatter: VERY WELL DONE, INVIZABLE. NOW ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE IS THAT I NEED TO BE VOTED INTO THE SEASON.

Invizable: I will arrange that, Master.

End Transmission.

The Winner
Alien Commander
Alien Commander
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